Monday, October 27, 2014

Woman Eats A 7 Pound 8,000 Calorie Breakfast

Man has conquered Mt. Everest, Antarctica, the bottom of the ocean and even the Moon, but never a 7-pound (3.17-kilogramme) breakfast so impressive that diners at the Bear Grills café have to sign a waiver before attempting to eat it. But now a woman has.

Emma Dalton became the first person to eat "the Hibernator,” which boasts a heart-stopping 8,000 calories. She was able to down eight pieces of bacon, eight sausages, four hash browns, four fried eggs, a four-egg cheese omelette, four waffles, four pieces of toast, four pieces of fried bread, four pieces of black pudding, two ladles of beans, two ladles of tomatoes, mushrooms, fries and a two-pint milkshake in under an hour, winning £100 ($160.72; €127.30) for her courage in the face of such a caloric colossus.

Ms. Dalton should probably see a doctor or a particle physicist, as clearly there is a black hole where her stomach should be.

Are These The Scariest Jack-O-Lanterns In The World?

Spooky-looking pumpkins from our worst nightmares were the starring attraction in Laguna Beach, California, as sculptor Jon Neill carved the orange gourds into horrific Halloween-inspired designs. Scary as his carvings were, he claimed they weren’t as “psychotic” as what he normally creates.

We shudder to think of what those creations look like.

Thief Steals Giant Inflatable Cat, Caught On Tape

Surveillance footage from a home in Texas recently captured someone swiping a huge inflatable Halloween cat.

In the weeks leading up to Halloween, many front lawns showcase scary décor items. Unfortunately those pieces can often attract thieves.

Surveillance footage from a home in Texas recently captured someone swiping a huge inflatable Halloween cat. The man walked right up to the cat and powered off the fan that was supplying air to it.

After the inflatable fell on its side, the suspect leaned on it and pushed in an effort to get the remaining air out. This wasn’t a quick, two-second type of effort.

It took him some time to get the decoration mostly deflated and he was working right in the victim’s front yard. Once he finally made it somewhat manageable, the male walked off the cat, which is at least twice his own size.

The theft occurred on Thursday, October 9th, at approximately 11:30 at night. The male homeowner didn’t notice his massive Halloween cat was missing until the following morning.

The victim wasn’t sure what happened until he checked surveillance footage and watched as his own inflatable was stolen. The suspect has not yet been identified or caught.

It is known that the burglar drove a white SUV up to the front yard at the time of the theft.

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Horrible Clowns Attack Girls With Dildos

"According to the lawsuit, Janito, her daughter and three other minors drove to the haunted house on Oct. 11.

They were met in the parking lot by two men dressed as clowns and holding sex toys who began to harass the group, according to the suit.

One employee, Robert Keller, used a sex toy to poke the 17-year-old; the other employee, identified in the suit as John Doe, simulated a sex act with the toy while Keller made repeated lewd and offensive remarks to Janito and the girl. All four left the grounds without buying tickets, the suit states.

"The acts committed by Keller and John Doe were beyond the standards of civilized decency and beyond the scope of what society is willing to tolerate," the lawsuit stated."

 Read more HERE

Drunk Trombone Playing Clown Fires Gun From Garage

"Police arrested a 54-year-old man after he was allegedly seen wearing camouflage pants and a clown mask, shooting a gun at a can in the street.

Grand Traverse County sheriff's deputies said the man also was seen playing a trombone at one point, all the while as he stood in a garage.

The man, described as intoxicated, was arrested for a personal protection order violation. No one was hurt and the gun turned out to be a pellet gun."

Personal protection order violation?  That's a new one on me.  Read more HERE

Zombie Proof Log Cabins For Sale, Get One Today!

Me want!

"Allow me to introduce the Zombie Fortification Cabin (aka, ZFC-1), a three-compartment compound from Tiger Log Cabins that will allow you to safely ride out the end-of-the-world in comfort. In the initial $113,000 package, you'll find all of the materials needed to impress your friends and worry your neighbors, including: an upper deck with escape hatch, barbed wire, a garden section to grow food, toilet system, weight machines, kitchen with microwave, a record player (zombies hate analog), and an Xbox with Plasma TV.
Additional options include solar panels ($5,600), security cameras ($3,000), and the satisfaction of watching someone else build and install the thing ($21,000). For an undisclosed price, water cannons, spotlights, and flame throwers can also be installed. (I particularly like the flame thrower option in the garage because, why not!?)"

McDonalds Serves Man A Half Eaten Sausage McBiscuit

"Oh the humanity!"

"Don Richardson ordered a sausage biscuit sandwich Oct. 4 at a local McDonald's on his way to see Mississippi State play Texas A&M.

What he received was an English muffin, buttered and covered in jelly — and several bites taken out of it.

"I was driving, hurrying to get to an 11 (a.m.) game and nearly bit into it before I looked down and saw it," said Richardson, a Madison resident who is a former clerk of the Mississippi House and a longtime coach and school administrator in the Jackson area. "Marie (his wife) wanted me to take it back then, but we were already several miles down the road by then and didn't want to miss kickoff."


Monday, October 20, 2014

Woman Selling Her Imaginary Friend On Ebay

In the ad, 22-year-old Londoner Georgia Horrocks explains that her invisible buddy, Bernard, manifested “at a time of emotional instability” during her childhood.

Scroll down to see a photo of Georgia’s imaginary friend. One of the creepiest photos ever

“My psychiatrist recommended that I say goodbye to Bernard, and although I would like some financial compensation it is more important that he finds a good home,” Ms Horrocks writes.
She hoped the “active” and “mischievous” Bernard would fetch as much as £200 (AUD 367), adding that he “will be sent via imagination to the winning bidder”.
The ad as it appeared shortly after Georgia posted it on eBay. 

Saturday, October 18, 2014

The Caturday Report! Cat Serial Killer Still On The Loose. 160 Cats Now Missing

Sorry for the sad Caturday Report,  but this has been going on for a while and I want to help raise awareness of it at least a bit.

"Some of the animals have returned alive but with 'torture' injuries and one had to be put down as it was hurt so badly."

“Most pet owners in Ipswich are so scared that they don’t want to let their cats outside.

“Personally, I’m very worried, not just about where they are going but what’s happening to them.
“I believe someone is harming them and whoever is doing this needs to get some psychiatric help.”


Information from the Ipswich Missing Cats FaceBook page:

"Is there a serial cat killer psycho loose in Ipswich?

So far, there have been reported cases of cat poisoning, suspected cases of animal cruelty against cats and a high number of cats reported missing. However, a definite cause has not been found. While there clearly is something bad happening to the cats in Ipswich, there is absolutely no evidence of a single serial cat killer. Do not post theories. This is not a group for amateur private detectives – we are collecting information about missing and harmed cats to assist the police in any investigations and to reunite lost cats with their owners. Any person in the group posting unfounded theories will be immediately banned. No exceptions."

"There are also reports of cats going missing in the nearby town of Stowmarket.

Louise Catchpole, 30, was devastated when her two four-month-old kittens disappeared on Sunday.
Rupert, a male tabby, returned home the following evening limping, terrified, with burnt whiskers and faeces on his body.

He had had bruises to his body where he appeared to have been kicked. Her second cat, a ginger and white called Nigella, was found on Wednesday and Louise suspects she was also taken but managed to escape unharmed.

She said: “I am so relieved to have the cats back but they are both very nervous now. I am not letting them out of my sight at the moment."

More information can be found at the IRISH MIRROR

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Creepy Vampire Grave Unearthed In Bulgaria

Nikolai Ovcharov, an archaeologist nicknamed "Bulgaria's Indiana Jones," said he discovered "a vampire grave" while excavating the ruins of Perperikon, an ancient city near the border with Greece.
"We have no doubts that once again we're seeing an anti-vampire ritual being carried out," Ovcharov told The Telegraph.

He said the skeleton, believed to be a man between the ages of 40 and 50, had a heavy iron stake hammered into his chest after his death to prevent him from rising from the grave.

"Often they were applied to people who had died in unusual circumstances -- such as suicide," Ovcharov said of anti-vampire rituals.

Bozhidar Dimitrov, head of the National History Museum in Sofia, said about 100 medieval "vampire" skeletons have been found in Bulgaria.