BLARGGGGHH!!!
A Maine man found himself in deep doo-doo after allegedly going on a tear at a local disc golf course — before he was apprehended by cops.
That's because they found him in the bottom of a port-a-potty.
When police at Enman Disc Golf in
Brunswick in response to complaints that a naked man had been rolling in
the mud, overturning trash cans and sitting in the disc goals, the
suspect was nowhere to be found, The Times Record reported.
For a while, a backpack full of clothes was all they could trace — until they spotted him in the bottom of the portable toilet, according to the Times Record.
The 29-year-old didn't respond to
cops' commands, the deputy police chief said, but eventually cops fished
him out, sprayed him down and cuffed him.
The man was taken into protective custody and hospitalized.SOURCE
Jesus! that's just about the crappiest news ever. You know when you were a kid and your parents told you not to swallow any of the pool water? I'm gonna go throw up now.
ReplyDeleteLol. There have even been guys that hide down in porta-potties for a sexual thrill. One guy even got caught TWICE for doing that.
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