<--- Aisleyne Horgan Wallace, just for the record.
Stop looking at her boobies woman!
And now we present science news that will get you out of the dog
house: men don't stare at cleavage because they're horny dirtbags. Men
stare at boobs because ALL HUMANS do. A new study in Science Daily
says that men and women are equally likely to look at women's bodies as
a collection of parts ready to be objectified. Essentially, when
looking at a female, we all go into Terminator vision mode, honing in on
specific parts of her body and assessing them.
And not just the hot ones! Even when a hefty gal lets her
chest-beefers hang out, we guys know that we still can't stop ourselves
from taking a peek. Well, women look at the ugly ones, too. This means
that we're ALL looking at ALL the cleavage. Sure, men are probably doing
it to look for potential mates, and women are probably doing it to
compare to themselves, but still. We're all guilty here.
So the next time your girlfriend slaps you for checking out a woman
right in front of her, you can call her out on the same violation. After
all, did you ever wonder how she knew what you were checking out in the
first place? Yeah, she knew what you were checking out because she was
checking it out, too.
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Thank God for science! Wish I knew this sooner. I used to 'explain' myself with some physics, saying that a larger mass (boobies) attracts a smaller mass (my eyes) due to its higher gravitational force. This one works better.
ReplyDeleteLol!! Wonderful excuse! I can't wait to tell my girl "Hey, stop starring at her boobs!" though. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll have the science to back me up too for when the fight ensues.
Does this happen with the opposite sex as well ???? A man starring on another man's thing. lol
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of men everywhere the answer must be a resounding "NO!"
ReplyDeleteThe difference between masses is not enough to generate gravitational attraction. that's why no one looks at small breasted women's cleavage either.
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