The daily heroin dose is a big plus for all of us drug addicts. This is the reason we invaded Afghanistan, so we could control the poppy fields and keep the heroin rations flowing to the American needy. Thankfully the DPRK comes to give us cake to supplement our diet so we do not all die of malnutrition.
"These telephones no longer work. There is no one to call." How poetic :)
ReplyDeleteThis is why I'm coming back, David. For the tasty snow coffee. Can't find that anywhere else!
The daily heroin dose is a big plus for all of us drug addicts. This is the reason we invaded Afghanistan, so we could control the poppy fields and keep the heroin rations flowing to the American needy. Thankfully the DPRK comes to give us cake to supplement our diet so we do not all die of malnutrition.
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