Walmart Madness #85! Naked Woman Causes Havoc In Walmart!

"A naked woman who caused several hundred dollars worth of damage at a Walmart in Shippensburg is facing charges.  It happened on March 31 at the Walmart located along the 100 block of South Conestoga Drive.

Jessica Lynn Weitkamp, 28, of Shippensburg, is accused of damaging items while  she walked through the store naked.  State police say Weitkamp also yelled at employees while she strolled through the aisles.

She was taken into custody while walking away from the scene.

Weitkamp caused approximately $346 dollars in damage inside the store, state police said.
She is charged with indecent exposure, open lewdness, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct."

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Why am I not around for any of these, lol.  This isn't the only time this has happened:

 "Employees called a deputy just before 6 p.m. to report the 24-year-old, who was walking completely unclothed in the Martin Luther King Boulevard store’s food section, said Maj. Malcolm Wolfe, a Sheriff’s Office spokesman. When the deputy asked her why she was naked, she replied, “God wanted me to show the world what I really look like,” according to the deputy’s report."

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