Cow Porn Ring Busted By Farmer

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"Two men are facing criminal charges for allegedly filming porn videos with a farmer’s cows.

The farmer says he grew suspicious when his cows stopped producing as much milk and “seemed anxious.” So he set up a hidden camera to see what was going on in the barn when he wasn’t there.

Authorities say the cameras showed two men breaking into the barn in the middle of the night with a video camera. 35-year old Michael Jones is accused of running the camera while 31-year old Reid Fontaine performed sex acts with the cows.

The farmer then called the police and turned the surveillance tape over to them. The two would-be pornographers were arrested for misdemeanor sexual misconduct and released."

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