Man has conquered Mt. Everest, Antarctica, the bottom of the ocean and
even the Moon, but never a 7-pound (3.17-kilogramme) breakfast so
impressive that diners at the Bear Grills café have to sign a waiver
before attempting to eat it. But now a woman has.
Emma Dalton
became the first person to eat "the Hibernator,” which boasts a
heart-stopping 8,000 calories. She was able to down eight pieces of
bacon, eight sausages, four hash browns, four fried eggs, a four-egg
cheese omelette, four waffles, four pieces of toast, four pieces of
fried bread, four pieces of black pudding, two ladles of beans, two
ladles of tomatoes, mushrooms, fries and a two-pint milkshake in under
an hour, winning £100 ($160.72; €127.30) for her courage in the face of
such a caloric colossus.
Ms. Dalton should probably see a doctor or a particle physicist, as clearly there is a black hole where her stomach should be.
Monday, October 27, 2014
Are These The Scariest Jack-O-Lanterns In The World?
Spooky-looking pumpkins from our worst nightmares were the starring
attraction in Laguna Beach, California, as sculptor Jon Neill carved the
orange gourds into horrific Halloween-inspired designs. Scary as his
carvings were, he claimed they weren’t as “psychotic” as what he
normally creates.
We shudder to think of what those creations look like.
We shudder to think of what those creations look like.
Thief Steals Giant Inflatable Cat, Caught On Tape
Surveillance footage from a home in Texas recently captured someone swiping a huge inflatable Halloween cat.
In the weeks leading up to Halloween, many front lawns showcase scary décor items. Unfortunately those pieces can often attract thieves.
Surveillance footage from a home in Texas recently captured someone swiping a huge inflatable Halloween cat. The man walked right up to the cat and powered off the fan that was supplying air to it.
After the inflatable fell on its side, the suspect leaned on it and pushed in an effort to get the remaining air out. This wasn’t a quick, two-second type of effort.
It took him some time to get the decoration mostly deflated and he was working right in the victim’s front yard. Once he finally made it somewhat manageable, the male walked off the cat, which is at least twice his own size.
The theft occurred on Thursday, October 9th, at approximately 11:30 at night. The male homeowner didn’t notice his massive Halloween cat was missing until the following morning.
The victim wasn’t sure what happened until he checked surveillance footage and watched as his own inflatable was stolen. The suspect has not yet been identified or caught.
It is known that the burglar drove a white SUV up to the front yard at the time of the theft.
In the weeks leading up to Halloween, many front lawns showcase scary décor items. Unfortunately those pieces can often attract thieves.
Surveillance footage from a home in Texas recently captured someone swiping a huge inflatable Halloween cat. The man walked right up to the cat and powered off the fan that was supplying air to it.
After the inflatable fell on its side, the suspect leaned on it and pushed in an effort to get the remaining air out. This wasn’t a quick, two-second type of effort.
It took him some time to get the decoration mostly deflated and he was working right in the victim’s front yard. Once he finally made it somewhat manageable, the male walked off the cat, which is at least twice his own size.
The theft occurred on Thursday, October 9th, at approximately 11:30 at night. The male homeowner didn’t notice his massive Halloween cat was missing until the following morning.
The victim wasn’t sure what happened until he checked surveillance footage and watched as his own inflatable was stolen. The suspect has not yet been identified or caught.
It is known that the burglar drove a white SUV up to the front yard at the time of the theft.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014
Horrible Clowns Attack Girls With Dildos
"According to the lawsuit, Janito, her daughter and three other minors drove to the haunted house on Oct. 11.
They were met in the parking lot by two
men dressed as clowns and holding sex toys who began to harass the
group, according to the suit.
One employee, Robert Keller, used a sex
toy to poke the 17-year-old; the other employee, identified in the suit
as John Doe, simulated a sex act with the toy while Keller made
repeated lewd and offensive remarks to Janito and the girl. All four
left the grounds without buying tickets, the suit states.
"The acts committed by Keller and John
Doe were beyond the standards of civilized decency and beyond the scope
of what society is willing to tolerate," the lawsuit stated."
Read more HERE
Drunk Trombone Playing Clown Fires Gun From Garage
"Police arrested a 54-year-old man after he was allegedly seen wearing camouflage pants and a clown mask, shooting a gun at a can in the street.
Grand Traverse County sheriff's deputies said the man also was seen playing a trombone at one point, all the while as he stood in a garage.
The man, described as intoxicated, was arrested for a personal protection order violation. No one was hurt and the gun turned out to be a pellet gun."
Personal protection order violation? That's a new one on me. Read more HERE
Zombie Proof Log Cabins For Sale, Get One Today!
Me want!
"Allow me to introduce the Zombie Fortification Cabin (aka, ZFC-1),
a three-compartment compound from Tiger Log Cabins that will allow you
to safely ride out the end-of-the-world in comfort. In the initial
$113,000 package, you'll find all of the materials needed to impress
your friends and worry your neighbors, including: an upper deck with
escape hatch, barbed wire, a garden section to grow food, toilet system,
weight machines, kitchen with microwave, a record player (zombies hate
analog), and an Xbox with Plasma TV.
Additional options include solar panels ($5,600), security cameras
($3,000), and the satisfaction of watching someone else build and
install the thing ($21,000). For an undisclosed price, water cannons,
spotlights, and flame throwers can also be installed. (I particularly
like the flame thrower option in the garage because, why not!?)"
McDonalds Serves Man A Half Eaten Sausage McBiscuit
"Oh the humanity!"
"Don Richardson ordered a sausage biscuit sandwich Oct. 4 at a local McDonald's on his way to see Mississippi State play Texas A&M.
"I was driving, hurrying to get to an 11 (a.m.) game and nearly bit into it before I looked down and saw it," said Richardson, a Madison resident who is a former clerk of the Mississippi House and a longtime coach and school administrator in the Jackson area. "Marie (his wife) wanted me to take it back then, but we were already several miles down the road by then and didn't want to miss kickoff."
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Monday, October 20, 2014
Woman Selling Her Imaginary Friend On Ebay
In the ad, 22-year-old Londoner Georgia Horrocks explains that her
invisible buddy, Bernard, manifested “at a time of emotional
instability” during her childhood.
One of the creepiest photos ever
“My psychiatrist recommended that I say goodbye to Bernard,
and although I would like some financial compensation it is more
important that he finds a good home,” Ms Horrocks writes.
She hoped the “active” and “mischievous” Bernard would fetch as much as £200 (AUD 367), adding that he “will be sent via imagination to the winning bidder”.
One of the creepiest photos everShe hoped the “active” and “mischievous” Bernard would fetch as much as £200 (AUD 367), adding that he “will be sent via imagination to the winning bidder”.
Saturday, October 18, 2014
The Caturday Report! Cat Serial Killer Still On The Loose. 160 Cats Now Missing
Sorry for the sad Caturday Report, but this has been going on for a while and I want to help raise awareness of it at least a bit.
"Some of the animals have returned alive but with 'torture' injuries and one had to be put down as it was hurt so badly."
“Most pet owners in Ipswich are so scared that they don’t want to let their cats outside.
“Personally, I’m very worried, not just about where they are going but what’s happening to them.
“I believe someone is harming them and whoever is doing this needs to get some psychiatric help.”
METRO
Information from the Ipswich Missing Cats FaceBook page:
"Is there a serial cat killer psycho loose in Ipswich?
So far, there have been reported cases of cat poisoning, suspected cases of animal cruelty against cats and a high number of cats reported missing. However, a definite cause has not been found. While there clearly is something bad happening to the cats in Ipswich, there is absolutely no evidence of a single serial cat killer. Do not post theories. This is not a group for amateur private detectives – we are collecting information about missing and harmed cats to assist the police in any investigations and to reunite lost cats with their owners. Any person in the group posting unfounded theories will be immediately banned. No exceptions."
https://www.facebook.com/groups/739658569417237/
"There are also reports of cats going missing in the nearby town of Stowmarket.
Louise Catchpole, 30, was devastated when her two four-month-old kittens disappeared on Sunday.
Rupert, a male tabby, returned home the following evening limping, terrified, with burnt whiskers and faeces on his body.
He had had bruises to his body where he appeared to have been kicked. Her second cat, a ginger and white called Nigella, was found on Wednesday and Louise suspects she was also taken but managed to escape unharmed.
She said: “I am so relieved to have the cats back but they are both very nervous now. I am not letting them out of my sight at the moment."
More information can be found at the IRISH MIRROR
"Some of the animals have returned alive but with 'torture' injuries and one had to be put down as it was hurt so badly."
“Most pet owners in Ipswich are so scared that they don’t want to let their cats outside.
“Personally, I’m very worried, not just about where they are going but what’s happening to them.
“I believe someone is harming them and whoever is doing this needs to get some psychiatric help.”
METRO
Information from the Ipswich Missing Cats FaceBook page:
"Is there a serial cat killer psycho loose in Ipswich?
So far, there have been reported cases of cat poisoning, suspected cases of animal cruelty against cats and a high number of cats reported missing. However, a definite cause has not been found. While there clearly is something bad happening to the cats in Ipswich, there is absolutely no evidence of a single serial cat killer. Do not post theories. This is not a group for amateur private detectives – we are collecting information about missing and harmed cats to assist the police in any investigations and to reunite lost cats with their owners. Any person in the group posting unfounded theories will be immediately banned. No exceptions."
https://www.facebook.com/groups/739658569417237/
"There are also reports of cats going missing in the nearby town of Stowmarket.
Louise Catchpole, 30, was devastated when her two four-month-old kittens disappeared on Sunday.
Rupert, a male tabby, returned home the following evening limping, terrified, with burnt whiskers and faeces on his body.
He had had bruises to his body where he appeared to have been kicked. Her second cat, a ginger and white called Nigella, was found on Wednesday and Louise suspects she was also taken but managed to escape unharmed.
She said: “I am so relieved to have the cats back but they are both very nervous now. I am not letting them out of my sight at the moment."
More information can be found at the IRISH MIRROR
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Creepy Vampire Grave Unearthed In Bulgaria
Nikolai Ovcharov, an archaeologist nicknamed "Bulgaria's Indiana Jones," said he discovered "a vampire grave" while excavating the ruins of Perperikon, an ancient city near the border with Greece.
"We have no doubts that once again we're seeing an anti-vampire ritual being carried out," Ovcharov told The Telegraph.
He said the skeleton, believed to be a man between the ages of 40 and 50, had a heavy iron stake hammered into his chest after his death to prevent him from rising from the grave.
"Often they were applied to people who had died in unusual circumstances -- such as suicide," Ovcharov said of anti-vampire rituals.
Bozhidar Dimitrov, head of the National History Museum in Sofia, said about 100 medieval "vampire" skeletons have been found in Bulgaria.
Horror In Bali - Spider Burrows Into Man, Spends Three Days Tunneling Inside Of Him
Nope,nope,nope,nope,nope,nope!
He told Radio 6PR about the experience.
"It wasn't really a tickling sensation, obviously once the venom started to affect my skin it was a really burning sensation like a searing feeling," he said.
Mr Thomas said he believed the spider had burrowed into his abdomen on Friday night as he noticed a mark on his stomach on Saturday morning that continued to worsen.
Mr Thomas spent another day with the arachnid tunneling inside of him, before going to a hospital.
"Well after running tests and putting things inside my stomach they finally found out it was a tropical spider that's been living inside of me for the last 3 days, managed to get it out luckily," he told his Facebook friends.
Two doctors who initially assessed him "had no idea" what was causing the marks on Mr Thomas's skin until they called in a specialist dermatologist.
The spider was eventually removed with tweezers. It was dead when pulled out.
Mr Thomas said the experience had ruined his first trip to Bali.
Man Wakes Up In Dainty Pink Underwear After Colonoscopy, Sues Hospital For Mental Anguish
"Thanks Obamacare!"
A spokeswoman for the surgery center declined to comment on the case.
Walls’ attorney, Gary Nitsche, wrote in the lawsuit that his client suffered severe emotional stress and mental anguish after waking up from a colonoscopy on Oct. 12, 2012, to find he was wearing pink women’s underwear. Walls says he had not been wearing the underwear before being given anesthesia for the procedure."
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Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Meet Blossom, The Worlds Tallest Cow
An Illinois cow standing at 6 feet, 4 inches has been dubbed the world's tallest by Guinness World Records, her owner said.
Patty Hanson of Orangeville said she received word from Guinness that her cow, Blosom, has been dubbed the world's tallest cow and will be featured in the 2016 Book of World Records.
Hanson said Blosom has a special job on her farm.
"She's here and even though she couldn't have a calf like with most cows, she does have a purpose. She's the official greeter to the farm," Hanson said.
Walmart Madness #155! Man Has Sex With Stuffed Horse Inside Walmart
A Florida man today took a stuffed animal off a Walmart shelf and
then used the toy to masturbate before returning the ejaculate-covered
item 
to a store shelf, police report.
The repulsive episode occurred around 3 PM at a Walmart in Brooksville, a city 50 miles north of Tampa.
According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras.
After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”
Read more, plus the police report, over at THE SMOKING GUN
to a store shelf, police report.
The repulsive episode occurred around 3 PM at a Walmart in Brooksville, a city 50 miles north of Tampa.
According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras.
After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”
Read more, plus the police report, over at THE SMOKING GUN
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Bride Gets Pregnant By Dwarf Stripper At Her Bachelorette Party
"BOOM, there goes the dynamite!"
Her husband believed the baby was his and that it had been conceived during the honeymoon but his wife confessed to the infidelity after he repeatedly questioned doctors as to how the baby could have been born with dwarfism.
The woman has not been named, but according to local reports she felt compelled to tell her husband after questions were raised by friends who had accompanied her on the hens night, which took place at the beginning of the year.
Police Hunt For Transvestite And Poop Smeared Partner
Dutch police are searching for two suspects who robbed a jeweler in the Belgian town, Hoogstraten in Antwerp province earlier this year. The two robbers have rather explicit, and unusual descriptions identified by police working in Brabant.
Police say the first suspect is a dark-skinned man dressed in woman’s clothing. The second robber is a white man who smelled of animal feces, broadcaster Omroep Brabant said. According to the police the smell was so strong that the jeweler’s daughter nearly vomited from the stench.
Hoogstraten sits just 25 kilometers south of the Dutch city Breda. In September, the 62-year-old jeweler was attacked by the two armed men, who screamed out to her daughter after she was threatened with a pistol. The daughter tried to get the gun out of the suspect’s hand when she was beaten by the duo.
The police are working under an assumption that these were Dutch robbers as the white man spoke Dutch, not Flemish, and was carrying an Albert Heijn bag. They also drove a blue Audi A3 with license plates that were reported stolen in the Netherlands in 2013.
Police are investigating a possible connection between the Belgian robbery and a home invasion in Eindhoven on October 2 where a 54-year-old resident was injured. The incident happened around 3:30 p.m. on Merwedestraat, when two offenders jumped a fence, broke into the home and assaulted the woman.
She was painting at the time, and the suspects are said to have been covered in white paint by the time they fled the scene in their small, dark-coloured Ford.
SOURCE
Monday, October 13, 2014
Woman Named BOO Gets Killed In Her Sleep By Pumpkin Hauling Truck
(Nope, I'm not making this up)
In whispers, they tried to piece together the sequence of events that led an 18-wheeler hauling 40,000 pounds of pumpkins to veer across the two-lane roadway and break through the brick facade of a modest house near the intersection with Kimberly Drive in Donelson. The semi slammed into Carol Boo's bedroom around 3:30 a.m.
Boo, 66, was dead by the time police arrived at the scene.
Her husband, who was sleeping in the adjoining bedroom, wasn't hurt. Neither was her 35-year-old son, who was in another part of the house."
Read the whole story HERE
3 Inch Long Leech Makes A Home Inside Young Lady's Nose
(Turns out the leech was just hoping for a cocaine fix)
It took a medical team about 30 minutes to remove the leech; Liverani believes it had been living in there for about a month.
Four weeks might seem like a long time to have a not-small leech living in one's nostril. But Liverani, who lives in Glasgow, tells BBC Radio Scotland that she initially thought the invader was a clump of clotted blood, the result of a motorcycle crash she had while traveling in Vietnam.
Liverani, 24, had nosebleeds; her attempts to get the foreign object out of her nose failed. She says the best clues that she had an animal, not a blood clot, in her nose came in the shower. Here's her description:
"Obviously my nasal passages would open up because of the steam and the heat and the water, and it would come out quite far, about as far as my lip.
"So I could kind of see it out of the corner of my eye but still didn't think it was a worm because it just looked like a blood clot.
"On Thursday I jumped out the shower and I unsteamed the mirror and I had a proper good look, and I could see little ridges on him."
Read more about the leeching nose leech over at NPR
Giant Squid Attacks Submarine
(Nemo would know what to do)
The shocked crew pointed a light at the squid to try and scare it away. The squid continued to thrash around and whip the sub with its tentacles.
The incident occurred in the Bering Sea which is between Russia and Alaska although it is unclear when exactly it happened.
The squid apparently swam away unharmed and did not cause any damage to the submarine.
The only details accompanying the video was a message that said: “It’s a squid attacking a submarine during a #BeringSea expedition with @GreenpeaceUSA!
SOURCE
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Man Upset Over The Death Of His Cat Goes On Veterinary Clinic Stabbing Spree
Charles Anthony Smith, 57, of Bellingham, blamed veterinarians for the cat’s deteriorating health and eventual death, said Bellingham Detective Sgt. Mike Scanlon. The cat was briefly treated at Fountain Veterinary Hospital for urinary tract problems about a month ago. Smith learned another clinic in town, Maplewood Animal Hospital, specializes in urinary problems so he started taking the cat there. Then, earlier this week, the cat died, Scanlon said.
Smith walked into the animal hospital at 2869 W. Maplewood Ave., around 8:15 a.m. Thursday. He whipped out a steak knife and stabbed at one of the veterinarians, a woman in her 20s, Scanlon said. She suffered a cut to one of her thumbs and a small wound to her upper chest but didn’t need emergency treatment. The vet tore the knife away from Smith and escaped to the back of the building.
Smith pulled out a second knife, Scanlon said, and brandished it at front desk workers as he fled the building, shouting something to the effect of, “You need to leave!”
He hopped into his white pickup and drove off. About 10 minutes later, the same white truck rolled up to the other clinic at 2430 Meridian St. in the Fountain District. Smith walked inside Fountain Veterinary Hospital and, without saying a word, stabbed one of the employees in the neck, according to police. The puncture wound, just above the woman's collarbone, near her trachea, wasn’t critical. Someone called 911. By the time police arrived, Smith had driven away again.
Police phoned vet clinics throughout the city, warning them of the stabbing spree, as they searched for Smith or his pickup.
An officer pulled over the westbound truck at 8:44 a.m. at East Bakerview and James Street roads. Smith surrendered. He confessed to the stabbings, police said, and claimed he’d been on his way to the police station to turn himself in.
“He decided the (doctors) were either at fault, or they needed to … to pay for it, for lack of a better way of saying it,” Scanlon said.
SOURCE
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