Walmart Madness #28! Guns, Beer, And Ammo

<--- Derp-e-de-doo-daa!



Rodney Gene Lewis allegedly drank a beer outside of a Winter Haven Walmart before going inside the store, placing his pistol on the counter and telling the clerk he needed ammo, reports News Radio WFLA 970 in Tampa.

Lewis became argumentative after the clerk explained to the 24-year-old man that it was a no-no to sell him ammo for a weapon brought into the store.
When deputies responded, Lewis became even more irate, screaming that it was his First Amendment right to carry his firearm — and threatened the arresting officer with bodily harm when he gets out of jail, according to the report.

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Cops Find Naked Suspect In Bottom Of Port-A-Potty

BLARGGGGHH!!!

 

 

A Maine man found himself in deep doo-doo after allegedly going on a tear at a local disc golf course — before he was apprehended by cops.

That's because they found him in the bottom of a port-a-potty.

When police at Enman Disc Golf in Brunswick in response to complaints that a naked man had been rolling in the mud, overturning trash cans and sitting in the disc goals, the suspect was nowhere to be found, The Times Record reported.

For a while, a backpack full of clothes was all they could trace — until they spotted him in the bottom of the portable toilet, according to the Times Record.

The 29-year-old didn't respond to cops' commands, the deputy police chief said, but eventually cops fished him out, sprayed him down and cuffed him.

The man was taken into protective custody and hospitalized.

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Blinds Justice

Police in Albuquerque, New Mexico say burglar Thomas Molina was caught on Sunday when he became tangled in window blinds.
Molina, 38, was found stuck in blinds at Central New Mexico Community College after someone called police to report a break-in.
He later told police he had been looking for computer hardware to steal and was attempting to escape when he got tangled in the window blinds.
KRQE-TV has reported Molina has been charged with breaking and entering and burglary. He is now being held on $10,000 bond.

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Airport X-ray Finds Baby In Luggage

<--- Baby on board!


A married couple were denied entry into the UAE on Friday, when airport security officials spotted a five-month-old baby hidden in their luggage during a routine bag scan.
The Egyptian couple arrived at Sharjah International Airport with their new born hidden in their luggage as they did not have a visa for the baby.
They hid the child in a bag before putting him though a luggage scanner, and were quickly stopped when officials spotted the infant.
‘They were risking the life of the baby’ said a Sharjah Police spokesman.


The desperate couple were arrested at the airport and charged with endangering the baby’s life. The pair had previously lived in the United Arab Emirates as illegal immigrants, but left when the wife became pregnant and wanted to give birth in their native Egypt.
It is not known how the child was put on the aircraft without a passport.

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The Great Hair Heist!

Three thieves battered through a wall, crawled close to the floor to dodge motion detectors and stole six duffel bags filled with human hair extensions from a Chicago beauty supply store.
The Chicago Tribune reported Saturday that the hair extensions were worth $230,000.
Store owner Don Shin says the criminals took his best merchandise. He thinks the culprits will try to sell the extensions on the street or to salons. The thieves broke through a wall from an attached empty storefront at about 2 a.m. Saturday.


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Walmart Madness #27! Infant Locked In Hot Car

Green Bay Police removed an unattended 10-week-old boy from a locked car Friday and arrested his mother.
Officers answered a call to Walmart on West Mason Street, where the boy was found in the car. The windows were up and the doors locked in 98-degree temperatures. The boy was not moving and was feared not breathing, police said.
An officer broke a window and removed the infant, who was taken by ambulance to an area hospital, and later released to a family member.
The child’s 24-year-old mother was jailed after questioning and faces child neglect charges, police said.

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The Caturday Report(er)!

Amazingly, DiDonato remains mostly composed as the cat climbs up the back of her leg, then comes to rest on her shoulder. When the camera cuts back to the news studio in Grand Rapids, Mich., the Fox 17 anchors note that they heard meowing off-screen while DiDonato was preparing to go live with her report.

After the report, DiDonato took to her Twitter account, noting that she's a cat owner ("I actually already have two strays I took home from the last two cities I worked in!"), which may have encouraged the stray to jump into the show:
"Learned my lesson: Never making eye contact with a cat before a live tease ever again," she wrote.

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Unborn Baby Causes Car Crash

Guaranteeing a story to be told over and over again when the girl becomes a teenager and asks for driving lessons, her 32-year-old mother said a huge kick from the baby caused the accident.

Swiss police said the woman was driving along a country road near Basel, Switzerland, when the sharp kick in her side caused her such pain that she lost control of the car.

She veered off the road, hit a lamppost, causing the car to turn on its side and career into a garden fence where it came to a halt.

The car was so badly damaged that a passer-by had to help the woman get out through the boot of the car.

She was slightly injured and taken to hospital for checks – the baby was perfectly alright, which is more than can be said for the car.

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Walmart Madness #26! The Florence Flasher

Florence Al. Police arrested a man who was exposing himself to women in the Walmart parking lot Thursday afternoon.
Christopher Brown was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

Police said a witness was able to positively identify the man while he was still in the parking lot.

 Will add to this if more information becomes available.

Burglar Lies In Bed With Victims, Wants To Talk

<--- What the conversation burglar may look like.

A burglar suspected to be behind a string of break-ins at an apartment complex in East Orlando is stealing nothing and harming no one. The man prefers to lie in bed and talk to his victims, one alleged victim said.

"He just walked in and laid in bed with me and started talking to me and having a normal conversation with me, like (it was) nothing," said an Orlando woman who is the latest victim of the bizarre crime and did not want to be identified, central Florida ABC affiliate WFTV reported.

The woman, who was not hurt, feared that the burglar would turn violent on her. She allegedly ordered him to leave the apartment and he complied.

"I didn't know if I screamed if he was going to come out with (a) weapon. I couldn't see; it was dark," she said. "He needs to get caught before it escalates more."

"He comes into my apartment and talks to me like he's a friend of mine in the middle of the night at four in the morning. That's not a normal person," said the woman.

Police said the burglar hasn’t hurt anyone but that they want to arrest him as soon as possible because they are not sure what he’s going to do next. Investigators are handing out flyers at an apartment complexes in Dovetail Villas and the Renaissance Apartments, hoping for a tip.

“He had cologne on he had nice dress slacks on. He's not homeless, mental issues probably," said the alleged vicitm.

"I hope they catch him. He really needs to get caught because he's a psychopath."

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