Thursday, October 11, 2012
Man Goes Home From Prison To Find Wife Is A Mummy
A man released from prison returned home to find his wife dead and her body in such an advanced stage of decay it had been mummified.
The Spanish man, identified as Eduardo R, had not heard from his wife Angeles Fernandez for nearly two years.
According to local government reports, it was argued that not even the husband had authorization to enter the [smelly] home ‘since he did not have a relationship with his wife due to his situation of serving a sentence.’
The mummified body bore no signs of violence, although authorities will carry out an autopsy to determine cause of death.
Walmart Madness #51! The Great Douche Heist
There is no polite way to say this: Police have arrested a Texas teenager for going on a douche-stealing spree at Walmart.
Dallas cops arrested Ashley Deon Boyd, 17, Tuesday night after she
allegedly shoplifted an assortment of merchandise from the big box
retailer. Included in her haul were candles, socks, panties, and many
two-count douche boxes.
Read the whole story HERE
Read the whole story HERE
Strange Days Indeed Brews
I posted a story recently about a beer made with bull balls: HERE
And it got me thinking of all the strange alcoholic beverages I've seen on my forays through the intertubes throughout the years. So in the Halloween spirit I'm doing something differently and am making a top ten list (not necessarily in order) of some of the worlds strangest brews. CHEERS!
#10. Chicha - Beer made with saliva:
“You need to convert the starches in the corn into fermentable sugars,” the always entertaining Mr. Calagione said by phone from his headquarters in Rehoboth Beach. “One way is through the malting process. But another way — there are natural enzymes in human saliva and by chewing on corn, whether they understood the science of it, ancient brewers through trial and error learned that the natural enzymes in saliva would convert the starch in corn into sugar, so it would ferment. It may sound a little unsavory. ...”
Read more on Chicha HERE
#9. Gecko Lizard Wine:
"Lizard wine from China tastes a little like brandy. It apparently improves eyesight and as a bonus can protect against evil spirits.A green-hued, brandy-like liquor, it is produced by fermenting rice wine in a cask [for over a year] with a generous helping of geckos and ginseng."
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#8. Snake Bile Wine:
"Snake bile wine is usually served fresh at some of the nicer Vietnamese restaurants. The waiter slices open a live snake to get at the gallbladder inside and the bile in the snake’s gallbladder is mixed into a glass of rice wine and served as an aperitif. The drink is usually served before a dinner prepared from the rest of the snake. With a reputation for not only getting you drunk, but also making you virile this snake bile wine is said to bless the drinker with a variety of other health benefits."
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#7. Goat Placenta Wine:
The Sourtoes are actual human toes that have been dehydrated and preserved in salt. Swallowing one is not suggested."
Here is the Sourtoe Cocktail Club website, and interesting place to visit:
http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/sourtoe.html
#5. Baby Mouse Wine:
"To make baby mice wine, stuff rodents no more than three days old into a bottle of rice wine and let stew for a year. The tonic is believed to be an all-purpose cure for everything from asthma to liver disease."
They say it tastes kind of like gasoline. I wonder if they eat them like some do Tequila worms?
Quoted SOURCE
One more photo, muahaha!
"So you like smoking weed (not that anyone here is endorsing it). Still, why not drink it, then, too? In Holland, you can, and it’s perfectly legal — especially if you stumble upon Kierewiet, served in many establishments in Amsterdam. Touted as a digestif, Kierewiet is really more like a cannabis cocktail, bearing a strong green color, a bold marijuana leaf on the label, and containing 14.5% alcohol."
SOURCE
I suppose drinking Marijuana booze would make you hungry (give you the munchies) wouldn't it? So after drinking it you can have...
#3. Pizza Beer:
"Pizza Beer" IS A DEBRIS FREE product. The Margarita pizza is put into the mash & steeped like a tea bag. A whole wheat crust made with water, flour & yeast is topped with tomato, oregano, basil & garlic. The essence of the pizza spices is washed off with hot water and filtered into a brewpot, where it is boiled for a long, long time. During the process, we add hops & spices in a cheesecloth type bag & filter the cooled liquid into a fermentation vessel. (big glass 6 gallon water jug). After a week or two, the beer is good to go. Keg it or bottle it."
Order it here from their website:
http://www.mammamiapizzabeer.com/main.php
#2. Snake And Scorpion Wine:
"Snake and scorpion wines are also known as a natural medicine used to treat different health problems such as back pain, rheumatism, lumbago and other health conditions.
These rice-based liquors are also considered to be a strong natural aphrodisiac.
While you might baulk at the idea of giving your other half a bottle for Valentine's Day, the drink has been touted as one of the most manly beverages ever made."
Read more HERE
The above photo is actually camel Airag
"Mare’s milk is stored in a cow’s stomach near the entrance of each family’s yurt, or nomadic tent, and left to ferment until it reaches close to 5% alcohol content. An average person can drink as much as 5 liters of the stuff in a day, and their passion for it means that Mongolia also has one of the highest incidences of cirrhosis of the liver anywhere in the world.
HOW DOES IT TASTE? Imagine watery, sour yogurt with an aroma of equine piss. This is worse.
Read more: HERE
And it got me thinking of all the strange alcoholic beverages I've seen on my forays through the intertubes throughout the years. So in the Halloween spirit I'm doing something differently and am making a top ten list (not necessarily in order) of some of the worlds strangest brews. CHEERS!
#10. Chicha - Beer made with saliva:
“You need to convert the starches in the corn into fermentable sugars,” the always entertaining Mr. Calagione said by phone from his headquarters in Rehoboth Beach. “One way is through the malting process. But another way — there are natural enzymes in human saliva and by chewing on corn, whether they understood the science of it, ancient brewers through trial and error learned that the natural enzymes in saliva would convert the starch in corn into sugar, so it would ferment. It may sound a little unsavory. ...”
Read more on Chicha HERE
#9. Gecko Lizard Wine:
"Lizard wine from China tastes a little like brandy. It apparently improves eyesight and as a bonus can protect against evil spirits.A green-hued, brandy-like liquor, it is produced by fermenting rice wine in a cask [for over a year] with a generous helping of geckos and ginseng."
Text SOURCE
#8. Snake Bile Wine:
"Snake bile wine is usually served fresh at some of the nicer Vietnamese restaurants. The waiter slices open a live snake to get at the gallbladder inside and the bile in the snake’s gallbladder is mixed into a glass of rice wine and served as an aperitif. The drink is usually served before a dinner prepared from the rest of the snake. With a reputation for not only getting you drunk, but also making you virile this snake bile wine is said to bless the drinker with a variety of other health benefits."
Text SOURCE
#7. Goat Placenta Wine:
Dongshan goat placenta wine is a healthy wine for men and women.
A nutrient healthy wine for women and men.
Goat placenta wine helps strengthen the immunity of human body to prolong aging
1.Brewed and prepared with the active distillate elements extracted from
the placenta of 5month old black "Dongshan "goat of Hainan ,adding many
precious Chinese medical material.
Order a bottle of it HERE
#6. Sourtoe Cocktails:
"Established in 1973, the Sourtoe Cocktail has
become a Dawson City tradition. The original rules were that the toe
must be placed in a beer glass full of champagne, and that the toe must
touch the drinker's lips during the consumtion of the alcohol before he
or she can claim to be a true Sourtoer. The rules have changed in the
past twenty-seven years. The Sourtoe can be had with any drink now (even
ones that aren't alcoholic), but one rule remains the same. The
drinker's lips must touch the toe. " You can drink it fast, you can
drink it slow-- But the lips have gotta touch the toe."The Sourtoes are actual human toes that have been dehydrated and preserved in salt. Swallowing one is not suggested."
Here is the Sourtoe Cocktail Club website, and interesting place to visit:
http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/sourtoe.html
#5. Baby Mouse Wine:
"To make baby mice wine, stuff rodents no more than three days old into a bottle of rice wine and let stew for a year. The tonic is believed to be an all-purpose cure for everything from asthma to liver disease."
They say it tastes kind of like gasoline. I wonder if they eat them like some do Tequila worms?
Quoted SOURCE
One more photo, muahaha!
#4. Cannabis Liquors:
There are a few more of these too!"So you like smoking weed (not that anyone here is endorsing it). Still, why not drink it, then, too? In Holland, you can, and it’s perfectly legal — especially if you stumble upon Kierewiet, served in many establishments in Amsterdam. Touted as a digestif, Kierewiet is really more like a cannabis cocktail, bearing a strong green color, a bold marijuana leaf on the label, and containing 14.5% alcohol."
SOURCE
I suppose drinking Marijuana booze would make you hungry (give you the munchies) wouldn't it? So after drinking it you can have...
#3. Pizza Beer:
"Pizza Beer" IS A DEBRIS FREE product. The Margarita pizza is put into the mash & steeped like a tea bag. A whole wheat crust made with water, flour & yeast is topped with tomato, oregano, basil & garlic. The essence of the pizza spices is washed off with hot water and filtered into a brewpot, where it is boiled for a long, long time. During the process, we add hops & spices in a cheesecloth type bag & filter the cooled liquid into a fermentation vessel. (big glass 6 gallon water jug). After a week or two, the beer is good to go. Keg it or bottle it."
Order it here from their website:
http://www.mammamiapizzabeer.com/main.php
#2. Snake And Scorpion Wine:
"Snake and scorpion wines are also known as a natural medicine used to treat different health problems such as back pain, rheumatism, lumbago and other health conditions.
These rice-based liquors are also considered to be a strong natural aphrodisiac.
While you might baulk at the idea of giving your other half a bottle for Valentine's Day, the drink has been touted as one of the most manly beverages ever made."
Read more HERE
"Mare’s milk is stored in a cow’s stomach near the entrance of each family’s yurt, or nomadic tent, and left to ferment until it reaches close to 5% alcohol content. An average person can drink as much as 5 liters of the stuff in a day, and their passion for it means that Mongolia also has one of the highest incidences of cirrhosis of the liver anywhere in the world.
HOW DOES IT TASTE? Imagine watery, sour yogurt with an aroma of equine piss. This is worse.
Read more: HERE
Well I hope you are not too thirsty after this post. :) If you can think of any other super strange brews let me know in the comments section.
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Brewery Brews Bull Ball Beer
"The brew is made with local malts, roasted barley, seven specialty
malts, Styrian Goldings hops, and sea salt, and has “3 BPB – balls per
barrel.”
Testicles were sliced by hand and roasted before being added to the beer’s mash.
The result is what the brewery describes as a slightly viscous stout deep brown in color with flavors of chocolate syrup, Kahlua, espresso, and a savory “umami-like note” that finishes dry and roasted."
Now this started out as an April Fools joke, but now they are really doing it!! Here is a link to their April Fools video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1fV3edEdfE
From what I read of the article, they are actually staying close to what is described in the video!
So now you can have your Rocky Mountain Oyster Beer with all those fried bull balls you eat!
Quoted text source HERE
Testicles were sliced by hand and roasted before being added to the beer’s mash.
The result is what the brewery describes as a slightly viscous stout deep brown in color with flavors of chocolate syrup, Kahlua, espresso, and a savory “umami-like note” that finishes dry and roasted."
Now this started out as an April Fools joke, but now they are really doing it!! Here is a link to their April Fools video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1fV3edEdfE
From what I read of the article, they are actually staying close to what is described in the video!
So now you can have your Rocky Mountain Oyster Beer with all those fried bull balls you eat!
Quoted text source HERE
Man Fights Stop Sign
KRQE-TV reports that
45-year-old Raymond Garcia was arrested last week following a long
scuffle with police who used stun guns, pepper spray and a baton to stop
him.
According to Roswell police, officers were called to an intersection Friday following reports that a man was seen having an altercation with a stop sign. When approached, authorities say Garcia ran from officers. Police say two officers shot Garcia with Taser darts but kicked them as they got close.
Police say he wiped the pepper spray off his face and threw an officer's baton at them before being subdued. Although police suspect he was on drugs, they did not find any on him.
SOURCE
According to Roswell police, officers were called to an intersection Friday following reports that a man was seen having an altercation with a stop sign. When approached, authorities say Garcia ran from officers. Police say two officers shot Garcia with Taser darts but kicked them as they got close.
Police say he wiped the pepper spray off his face and threw an officer's baton at them before being subdued. Although police suspect he was on drugs, they did not find any on him.
SOURCE
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
Man Dies After Cockroach Eating Contest
<--- He did win the contest though.
The winner of a roach-eating contest in South Florida died shortly after downing dozens of the live bugs as well as worms, authorities said Monday.
About 30 contestants ate the insects during Friday night's contest at Ben Siegel Reptile Store in Deerfield Beach about 40 miles north of Miami. The grand prize was a python.
Edward Archbold, 32, of West Palm Beach became ill shortly after the contest ended and collapsed in front of the store, according to a Broward Sheriff's Office statement released Monday. He was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Authorities were waiting for results of an autopsy to determine a cause of death.
Read the whole story HERE
The winner of a roach-eating contest in South Florida died shortly after downing dozens of the live bugs as well as worms, authorities said Monday.
About 30 contestants ate the insects during Friday night's contest at Ben Siegel Reptile Store in Deerfield Beach about 40 miles north of Miami. The grand prize was a python.
Edward Archbold, 32, of West Palm Beach became ill shortly after the contest ended and collapsed in front of the store, according to a Broward Sheriff's Office statement released Monday. He was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Authorities were waiting for results of an autopsy to determine a cause of death.
Read the whole story HERE
Monday, October 8, 2012
Bungling Sofa Thieves Caught On Video
Total LULZ!
www.facebook.com/thesofaking..Leather sofas from £99..This is genuine CCTV footage taken at 11.45am on Sept the 29th 2012 of 2 men trying to steal a pair of leather sofas from THE SOFA KING showroom in Northampton. I thought my prices were SOFA KING low enough but these two stupid idiots obviously don't think so and thought they would help themselves! Luckily J the manager of the showroom managed to stop them and get the sofas back!! Well Done J!! Xmas Bonus for you! There were three of them in the van, they got away but let's show the world these scumbags!! www.facebook.com/thesofaking
www.facebook.com/thesofaking..Leather sofas from £99..This is genuine CCTV footage taken at 11.45am on Sept the 29th 2012 of 2 men trying to steal a pair of leather sofas from THE SOFA KING showroom in Northampton. I thought my prices were SOFA KING low enough but these two stupid idiots obviously don't think so and thought they would help themselves! Luckily J the manager of the showroom managed to stop them and get the sofas back!! Well Done J!! Xmas Bonus for you! There were three of them in the van, they got away but let's show the world these scumbags!! www.facebook.com/thesofaking
Man Tries To Abduct Boy
A 425-pound man was arrested Thursday for allegedly trying to abduct a 10-year old boy on his way to soccer practice.
Police received a call around 7:30 p.m. Thursday night when about a man trying to kidnap a young boy in the 500 block of E. Central.
The caller said the boy's soccer coach was trying to detain the man, but he had escaped.
Read the story and see the video:
HERE
Police received a call around 7:30 p.m. Thursday night when about a man trying to kidnap a young boy in the 500 block of E. Central.
The caller said the boy's soccer coach was trying to detain the man, but he had escaped.
Read the story and see the video:
HERE
Girl Drinks Liquid Nitrogen Cocktail, Gets Stomach Removed
A TEENAGE girl needed a life-saving operation to remove her STOMACH after drinking a cocktail laced with liquid nitrogen.
Gaby Scanlon, 18, was rushed to hospital after downing two 'Nitro Jagermeister' drinks on a boozy night out.
Surgeons found she had a perforated stomach — and feared she would die unless they removed it straight away.
Her parents were last night at their daughter's bedside at Royal Lancaster Infirmary, where she is "serious but stable".
Sixth-form student Gaby had been out with pals in Lancaster city centre and had drunk the Jagermeister and liquid nitrogen cocktails in Oscar's Wine Bar and Bistro.
The chemical, popularised by TV chef Heston Blumenthal, vaporises at -196°C and in drinks creates a smoky "dry ice" effect.
Although her pals suffered no ill-effects, Gaby, from nearby Heysham, began to feel breathless. She then had severe stomach pains and was rushed to hospital at 11pm.
Lancashire police said an investigation was under way and added: "Medical opinion is that this would have proved fatal had the operation not been carried out urgently.
"The premises involved have suspended drinks involving liquid nitrogen."
Source and Video HERE
Gaby Scanlon, 18, was rushed to hospital after downing two 'Nitro Jagermeister' drinks on a boozy night out.
Surgeons found she had a perforated stomach — and feared she would die unless they removed it straight away.
Her parents were last night at their daughter's bedside at Royal Lancaster Infirmary, where she is "serious but stable".
Sixth-form student Gaby had been out with pals in Lancaster city centre and had drunk the Jagermeister and liquid nitrogen cocktails in Oscar's Wine Bar and Bistro.
The chemical, popularised by TV chef Heston Blumenthal, vaporises at -196°C and in drinks creates a smoky "dry ice" effect.
Although her pals suffered no ill-effects, Gaby, from nearby Heysham, began to feel breathless. She then had severe stomach pains and was rushed to hospital at 11pm.
Lancashire police said an investigation was under way and added: "Medical opinion is that this would have proved fatal had the operation not been carried out urgently.
"The premises involved have suspended drinks involving liquid nitrogen."
Source and Video HERE
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