Featured Friend Friday #2!

Gabriel's Blue Angels

Wrong photo again,  this is becoming a habit.

That's more like it. ;)

Angels in this case being thought,  idea,  and opinion in pictographic form.  We have all heard of the bad angel on the left shoulder and the good angel on the right shoulder struggling for attention. Gabriel encompasses these angels with a twist from our soon to be infinite reality. 

 

 Gabriel is my most vocal Blogger friend and it has been a treat to meet him.  I look forward almost everyday hoping for a new post from him.   Not only are his drawings entertaining,  his back-stories to the drawings are well written also.

I am hoping that we keep it up forever.  :)

Please go visit his Blog here:

 

http://inviziblekidz.blogspot.com/ 

 

Mayor Killed In Donkey Attack

A South Texas mayor has been found dead after apparently being attacked by a 500-pound donkey on his ranch.
The Atascosa County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday that the death of Hollywood Park Mayor William "Bill" Bohlke appears to be an accident. Bohlke was 65.
Chief Deputy David Soward says Bohlke apparently was attacked Monday morning by an aggressive male donkey he kept on the ranch. His body was found Monday night during a search by deputies and relatives. A formal cause of death is pending.

Read more here if you want: http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/270882/58/Texas-mayor-killed-in-apparent-donkey-attack

Sasquashed

A man wearing a bushy, military-style camouflage suit in an apparent attempt to impersonate the mythical creature Bigfoot has died after being struck on a Montana highway by two cars, police said on Tuesday. Randy Lee Tenley, 44, was dressed in a "ghillie" -- an outfit favored by military snipers and game hunters -- and standing in the middle of southbound lanes on U.S. Highway 93 near Kalispell on Sunday when he was struck twice in quick succession, Montana Highway Patrol spokesman Sergeant Steve Lavin said.
"From what I understand, at least one of his friends said that he was trying to induce a sasquatch sighting by using the suit along the highway," Lavin said. "This is a first for me after 20 years on the highway patrol. It's strange."
Tenley was first hit by a car driven by a 15-year-old girl (15-year-olds are allowed to drive in Montana with a learner's permit). A second car driven by a 17-year-old girl struck him moments later when he was already down on the roadway, Lavin said. Police said they do not know which impact killed him.
Friends of Tenley told Montana Highway Patrol trooper Jim Schneider that the man had attempted a similar hoax before, but never along the highway, police said.
Bigfoot, or sasquatch, is the name given to an ape-like creature whose existence has never been proven. Still, some people believe the creature lives in forest areas in North America, particularly the Pacific Northwest.

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Man Wears Cat Guts

<--- Uh.  Photos are worth a thousand words,  lets leave it at that.




An Arizona drifter who skinned a cat and wore its tail and innards around his neck was sentenced to two years in prison on Wednesday.
An Arizona Superior Court judge also sentenced Russell Christopher Hofstad, 25, to four years probation on his release, the Maricopa County Attorney's office said.
Hofstad pleaded no contest last month to a felony animal cruelty charge and guilty to a burglary charge. According to the criminal complaint, police arrested Hofstad in January after he broke into a Phoenix warehouse used as a music venue.
Officers found the skinned and gutted remains of a cat inside, and Hofstad wearing the cat's tail and a piece of its "internals" around his neck on a rope. Some of the cat's other internal organs were kept in a cooler.
Hofstad told police he had recently been released from jail and had nowhere to live. He said he had not eaten in a few days, so he hit the cat with a stick and then stabbed it.
He planned to stuff the animal and save the skeleton "for a decoration for a party."

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It Should Be Legal For Women To Be Topless In Public

<--- Why is THIS legal instead?


 Some two dozen topless women protested in a New York City park on a hot, sweaty Sunday as part of what they called "National Go-Topless Day" to draw attention to inequality in topless rights between men and women.
There were topless men in the park, too, but nobody paid them much attention, a disparity, organizers said, that demonstrated the need for the event.
The topless women drew crowds of onlookers who took pictures and video with their cell phones.
"We say there is nothing wrong with the female nipple," Karen Heaven, an organizer of the event, told the crowd that quickly formed around her in Manhattan's Bryant Park. She was wearing white pants and not much else besides a purse over her shoulder. "My dog has six, I have two, but I can be put in jail for showing my nipples. It's 2012 -- what are we thinking?"
It is legal for women to go topless in public in New York City but laws vary widely across the United States. Heaven and her colleagues say discrimination is unconstitutional and they want full equality.

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Kidney For Transplant Put In Trash

A health commissioner says a nurse accidentally disposed of a kidney from a living donor at an Ohio hospital that later suspended its kidney transplant program.The University of Toledo Medical Center suspended the program after the botched transplant earlier this month.
The Blade newspaper (http://bit.ly/P0XEIt ) reported Friday a kidney donated by a man to his older sister was thrown away with medical waste in what medical experts describe as a rare accident. The Toledo-Lucas County health commissioner confirms a nurse disposed of the kidney.
A hospital official has said doctors tried unsuccessfully for at least two hours to resuscitate the organ in an attempt to make it usable.
The hospital blamed "human error" and suspended two operating room nurses.
It's unclear what happened to the intended kidney recipient.

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Walmart Madness #44! Dead Animal Molester Assults Cop

Officer Vedder was off duty and shopping with her 11-year-old daughter at Walmart about 6:15 p.m. She had been working earlier and was wearing a black T-shirt with the word "POLICE" printed in large white letters on the front and back of the shirt.
Vedder was walking to her vehicle when she spotted a man, who turned out to be Hathaway, in the backseat of a vehicle parked next to her. She thought he was acting suspiciously by rummaging around, looking through bags, repeatedly ducking down and appearing nervous and watching for people approaching. She got out of her vehicle, knocked on the car window and pointed to the lettering on her shirt. She told the suspect that she was a Hermantown police officer and to
not move. She called 911 and asked for police response. Hathaway then attempted to run. Vedder grabbed the back of his shirt. She placed her right arm on the back of his neck and tried to take him to the ground. The suspect grabbed her arm and pushed her to the pavement, causing scratches and bruises to her lower back and tail bone.
Officers from the Hermantown, Proctor and Duluth police departments, the St. Louis County sheriff's office and the State Patrol responded. A Proctor police officer apprehended Hathaway near the Volkswagen of Duluth dealership at 4735 Mall Drive.
Police searched the Lincoln Town Car Hathaway was in when he was spotted by Vedder. Officers recovered a Minnesota Twins backpack containing two Android cell phones. One of the boxes still had the security device around it and the other one did not. A Virgin Mobile LG cell phone and a new power cord still in a plastic bag were recovered. It was determined that all three phones were sold by Walmart with the Android phones valued at $259.76 and the LG phone valued at $129.88.
Vedder went to the St. Louis County Jail and identified Hathaway as the individual who had attacked her. Hermantown Police Chief Jim Crace said that the pain in Vedder's lower back and arm increased and she was getting X-rays to determine the extent of her injuries.
Hathaway received a probationary sentence and was ordered to undergo psychological treatment after he was convicted of having sex with a dead deer that he found while biking along Stinson Avenue in Superior, Wis., on Oct. 11, 2006. He pleaded no contest to a charge of sexual gratification with an animal.
In 2005, Hathaway pleaded no contest to a felony animal mistreatment charge in connection with the shooting of an Arabian horse in Douglas County. According to the criminal complaint in that case, Hathaway told the detective on the case that the reason he shot the horse was because he wanted to have sex with the animal.

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Snake Bites Man, Man Bites Snake, Man Wins

<--- Was seen nodding approvingly.

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a… fang?

A farmer in Nepal retaliated against a venomous cobra that bit him — by biting it right back, a local newspaper reported.

BBC News reported that Mohammed Salmodin caught the snake after it bit him in his ride paddy.
"I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was angry," he said, according to the Nepali paper Annapurna Post.

"A snake charmer told me that if a snake bites you, bite it until it is dead and nothing will happen to you," he added to BBC News.

On the urging of his relatives, after the attack Salmodin went to the hospital, where he was treated and discharged. Officials said he won't be charged with killing the snake because the species was not endangered.

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The Girl With The Butthole Tattoo

Yes,  my friends,  she went viral:

Music Editor Liz Tracy was interviewing Tattoo Dave Amchir when up walked a skinny, young topless blonde, her nips covered by electric tape Xes, black fairy wings inked on her back, and an unlit cigarette in hand. She said: "Can I give you another awesome reaction?" Pulled her skirt up, pulled down her panties, reached back, and spread her cheeks open to reveal the words "Rock" in a half circle above, and "Wood" in a half circle below her 22-year old anus, or butt hole, if you will.

We were standing between the bar and the buffet line at a Marriott in Coral Springs on the busy floor of the South Florida Tattoo Expo. "Now, that..." Someone clapped, "You need to be getting tips for that. That's wondahful."

Later, Maria Louise Del Rosario straddled a massage table, back arched, butt raised and open, and said, "Dude, you can pound this ass, and it feels so good... Soooo good." Then, a volunteer artist from Big Daddy's Ink pushed his tattoo gun into her tender skin. Her right eye twitched. She licked her lips and smiled.

Video we shot of the event immediately went viral. It received over 3 million views on YouTube in three days, and inspired commenters from around the world to call her everything from a redneck slut to the bane of all humanity.

We caught up with Maria Louise Del Rosario while she was getting her nails done in Pompano. What follows is our interview:

New Times: That's the story. They all wanna know, how did this start?
Maria Louise Del Rosario: My dad was born on June 12, at 6:12. If you divide it by two, that's 666. I believe I was born from Satan's spawn. He ended up abusing me when I was three months old to the point where I should have been dead. And so the man upstairs has given me a sort of a free pass to do whatever I want, since I had to suffer so much so early. I paid my debts by suffering when I couldn't even walk or talk. He gave me a free pass to live however I want and have fun.

My dad had a drug problem and I was left alone with him. Something happened that nobody has ever told me, but my hip was dislocated, my skull was fractured. How do you do something like that to an infant?


Please link to the source for two more pages of this gut-wrenching story here!:
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/2012/08/butt_hole_tattoo_girl_interview_ass.php

Candy Meth?

OOps,  sorry,  wrong photo!

There we go..

A candy store owner in Albuquerque says her "meth candy" is a major hit. The blue-colored rock candy is intended to play off the successful AMC drama "Breaking Bad," which is set in the same New Mexico city. "I've been at this for 30 years," Debbie Ball said in an interview with Yahoo! News. "It started in 1982 when some holy-roller types protested me for 'sex-themed' candy shaped like people's parts. It's because of controversy like this that I'm still in business."
And the Candy Lady owner is doing more than just randomly trying to cash in on the show's popularity; her sugary concoction has in fact appeared in the program.
''We supplied the show when it first started,'' Ball tells the Associated Press. ''It's just rock candy with blue dye and it looks like the real thing.''
Ball sells bags of the sugar rock candy for just $1 each, along with shipping and handling costs for orders made over the phone. "Hopefully this will be good for business and good for the show," she told Yahoo! News.
"Breaking Bad" star Bryan Cranston appeared on David Letterman's "Late Show" in July and pulled out a bag of the candy. Since then, Ball says she has sold more than 300 bags.
''The response has been great,'' Ball said. ''I think it's starting to go viral. I'm getting calls from all over the world. I have to make 400 bags before tomorrow morning."
Debbie Hall holds some of her "meth candy." (Russell Contreras/AP)Ball dismisses any criticism that she is attempting to glorify illegal drugs. "I had candy cigarettes when I was a kid," she told Yahoo! News. "And I don't smoke cigarettes now. And I've never sold a single bag of meth candy to a child."
Methamphetamine lab incidents have dropped in New Mexico in recent years. In 2001, only 20 of the nation's 12,033 lab incidents took place in the state, according to DEA statistics, a significant drop from 59 similar incidents in 2010. Still, meth remains a major crime issue in the state, with major shipments arriving from Arizona and California. New Mexico's numbers run counter to national trends, where methamphetamine drug seizures have risen in recent years.
Still, Matt Kennicott, a spokesman for the New Mexico Human Service Department, said meth remains a major issue in New Mexico. ''We need to all be aware of the drug epidemic in this state," he said. ''This is a serious problem we are facing.''

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Viagra And Penis Rings Do Not Mix

While on routine patrol in the 400 block of Hill Street just past noon on Saturday, a LBPD sergeant was flagged down by a couple who were concerned about a man in a vehicle with the windows rolled up.

They told him that they had heard moaning coming from the area of the parked car the night before. They were on their way to breakfast Saturday morning when they observed a man in the car and believed he might be deceased.

That didn’t dissuade them from their breakfast plans, however. After returning they flagged down the officer and asked that he check on the man.

Captain Jason Kravetz said in an email, “The Sergeant contacted him and saw that he was soaking wet from sweat and also pale white. He said he had passed out in the vehicle the previous evening and was severely dehydrated.

“When asked to stand up, he was not able to, because he had a bag of ice on his groin and was suffering from a metal ring stuck on his penis.”

He added that he had taken a “Superman” form of Viagra and placed the 2” diameter metal ring on his penis three days ago. After engaging in intercourse, he was still unable to remove the ring, police said.

After three days of trying to remove the ring, he went to a friend’s home in Laguna Beach for help.

Kravetz explained, “The man was in extreme pain and asked for medical assistance from LBFD.  After the medics explained to him that the tourniquet like ring could permanently injure his penis if not drained, he insisted on trying to remove it himself. He was provided privacy and used a tube of lubricating jelly to successfully remove the ring.

“He was then able to drive himself to the hospital.”

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The Toddler Fight Club!

Three Delaware day care workers face felony assault and conspiracy charges after cops discovered videos of them forcing two three-year-old boys to engage in a shocking and brutal fight.
According to a Dover Police Department affidavit, investigators Saturday obtained a search warrant for the cell phone of Tiana Harris, an employee of the Hands of Our Future day care center.
Cops secured the warrant after learning about videos that Harris, 19, reportedly recorded of a March fight between two tiny combatants.
On the videos, the two toddlers are “being forced to engage in a physical altercation” by 47-year-old Lisa Parker, while Harris and Estefania Myers, 21, are “laughing and encouraging” the battle.
As the duo’s caretakers watched, one of the boys was “punched numerous times in the face and head” by the other child. When the boy stopped fighting, Parker grabbed him and forced him to keep brawling--while Harris and Myers are caught on tape “laughing and encouraging the altercation.”
One of the young victims is also seen “screaming and crying and holding his face while being punched” as well as being pushed into a table.
Arrested yesterday, Harris, Myers, and Parker--pictured, left to right, in the above mug shots (click to enlarge)--were also hit with misdemeanor child endangerment charges since the video shows seven other children at the facility in the area where the fight was taking place.
Free on $10,000 bond each, the trio is due in court Friday morning for a preliminary hearing.


Read much more at the source!  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/workers-record-toddler-fights-893415

Bad Samaritans

Two motorists who rushed to defend a woman from an apparent mugging in Plainfield, N.J., found out too late that the woman was the assailant and the man was the victim.
By restraining the man, the pair inadvertently let the female mugger get away early, The Courier News of Bridgewater reports.
The victim told police that the female mugger had robbed him of about $400 in cash and a gold chain worth about $500 around midnight Monday.

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Slashing Prices Backfires At Dairy Queen

Police say a clerk at a Las Vegas Dairy Queen shot and killed a sword-wielding, masked man who tried to rob the restaurant.
Detectives say the suspect was shot twice and was lying just outside the doors when officers arrived around 12:15 p.m. Sunday.
The suspect died at a hospital.
Metro Police Lt. Les Lane tells the Las Vegas-Journal the sword was at least three-feet long.
Authorities say the shooting appears to have been in self-defense but that detectives were investigating whether the gun used was properly registered.
They say only two employees and no customers were present at the time of the shooting.

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Butt Hole Tattoos Are The Next Big Thing - Get Yours Now!

The 17th-annual South Florida Tattoo Expo was held at the Marriott Hotel, Golf Club & Convention Center at Heron Bay in Coral Springs over the weekend. The event featured hot music, hot cars, burlesque shows, and plenty of ink. Our video staff (led by our County Grind music blog editor, Liz Tracy) hit the expo and discovered the latest tattoo trend that is about to take the nation by storm: getting your asshole tatted up. (NSFW vid after the jump): The expo is one of two major events the group holds annually with proceeds going to the Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital (the group has raised enough cash over the years that there's a wing in its name in the hospital). As you can see in the video, expo celebrity psychic Jill Dahne claims through her sooth-saying powers that the asshole tat is going to be the next big thing. So you may want to get a jump on it and get on this trend before all your friends do. So you can be all, "I got an asshole tattoo before it was cool, bro." And, according to the girl getting her own tattoo in the video, having a needle jabbing your rectum over and over again feels REALLY, REALLY GOOD!

Source and more HERE

Drive By Attacks Stun Town!

RCMP in Grand Falls-Windsor are investigating an unusual case. Police had received reports of a black Toyota truck driving around town, while the occupants of the vehicle were throwing what appeared to be marshmallows at people.  The vehicle has not yet been located.    

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Drivers Wanted

 A railroad trestle above Route 24 in Richmond was moved 6-8 inches Friday morning when a tractor-trailer truck hit the structure.

Richmond police said the accident happened just after 10:30 a.m. when Dale Laney, a driver for Northcenter Food Services, did not see a sign warning of low clearance.
Police said the truck made it under the trestle but the top  of the truck was sheared off.
Crews from the Maine Department of Transportation welded brackets to the trestle as a temporary fix but will return on Monday to make permanent repairs.

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Deflating Drunks Made To Inflate Again

A GROUP of drunken men who let down dozens of car tyres in Weymouth were forced to pump them back up again.
The culprits were driven to Asda by police to buy a pump after officers tracked them to a seafront guesthouse.
And two of the three men returned later to finish the job when the pump they were using broke.
Police said the men were remorseful and praised them for doing the right thing.
Dorset Police received a report early yesterday of tyres being let down in Custom House Quay.
Investigations revealed about 15 cars around the harbourside and on the Esplanade behind Alexandra Gardens had been targeted by three men.
The men, believed to be contractors, were staying at Aaran House guesthouse and had been out drinking when they decided to let down the tyres.
Jim Groves of Aaran House said the men involved were aged in their mid-20s.
Mr Groves and some of his guests were among those whose cars were targeted.
He said: “It’s all praise to the police who were here quickly and were able to resolve the situation. They acted promptly and efficiently.”
Teresa Nicol of the nearby Cavendish House guest house said: “We were putting the rubbish out when we noticed the front tyres of a neighbour’s car were as flat as a pancake.

“Then we noticed more along the road. We spoke to a neighbour who said three contractors staying locally had got drunk and let down the tyres. The police found them and said they’d let them go if they put it right. I found it a bit weird the police just let them go like that.
“I suppose if the tyres had been slashed it would be different.”
A Dorset Police spokesman said the damage was linked to three men ‘under the influence of alcohol’.
The spokesman said: “Officers advised the offenders that they needed to re-inflate the tyres and they escorted them to the supermarket to buy a foot pump.
“They returned to the scene and police remained to ensure the tyres were re-inflated.
“Unfortunately the pump broke so the men were made to leave notes on the remaining vehicles advising the owners to check their tyre pressures.
“Details of the three men were recorded. Police vehicle examiners returned in the morning to help re-inflate the tyres of the remaining vehicles.
“Two of the offenders returned to assist them.”

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Robber Dies Trying To Use Fire As Weapon

Police in Prince George's County are trying to identify a would-be robber who was killed in a bizarre crime.

Police say that a man hailed a cab at the Largo Metro Station Friday night and asked to be driven to Bowie Town Center. When they arrived, the suspect told the cabbie to give him his money. Then he hit the driver on the head, pulled out a flammable liquid and attempted to douse the driver with it. When he tried to light liquid, he wound up setting himself on fire and the car burst into flames.

Just as he felt the liquid igniting, the cab driver was able to get out of the car with only minor injuries. The would-be robber, however, wasn’t as lucky.

“The fire department arrived and was able to put the fire out. And once they did, they realized the deceased was still in the back seat,” Bowie Police Chief John Nesky told News4’s Darcy Spencer.

Cab drivers we spoke to at the Largo Metro Station say there is always danger when picking up Metro riders.

“Sometimes they just come and get in the cab without knowing their intentions. That’s why we need the presence of police here all the time,” one driver told Spencer.

Fire investigators still don’t know what the flammable liquid was.

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Driver Swerves To Avoid Moose, Smashes Into Bear

A Norwegian driver who swerved his car on a rural road to avoid running into a moose hit a bear instead, authorities said on Thursday.
The driver spotted the moose on a country road near Hanestad, 225 kilometers north of Oslo, around midnight on Wednesday, and tried to go around the animal, not realizing that a bear was also nearby.
"The driver had lost a bit of speed as he tried to avoid the moose before hitting the bear," said Svein Erik Bjorke of the local wildlife authority, who was out in the forest searching for the wounded animal.
"We are currently tracking the bear and we have found traces of blood indicating internal injuries," he said.
The driver escaped uninjured while his car suffered some damage.
Norway's rugged mountains are sparsely populated and full of wildlife. The country, nearly the size of Germany but home to just five million people, has around 100,000 moose and 150 brown bears, authorities said.

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Rod From God

A 24-year-old construction worker survived after a 6-foot metal bar fell from above and pierced his head, doctors said Friday.
Luiz Alexandre Essinger, chief of staff of Rio de Janeiro's Miguel Couto Hospital said doctors successfully withdrew the iron bar from Eduardo Leite's skull during a five-hour surgery.
"He was taken to the operating room, his skull was opened, they examined the brain and the surgeon decided to pull the metal bar out from the front in the same direction it entered the brain." Essinger said.
He said Leite was conscious when he arrived at the hospital and told him what had happened.
He said Leite was lucid and showed no negative consequences after the operation.
"Today, he continues well, with few complaints for a five-hour-long surgery," Essinger said. "He says he feels little pain."
The bar fell from the fifth floor of a building under construction, went through Leite's hard hat, entered the back of his skull and exited between his eyes, Essinger said, adding, "It really was a miracle" that Leite survived.
The accident and surgery took place on Wednesday.
"They told me he was laying down (in the ambulance) with the bar pointing upward, said Leite's wife, Lilian Regina da Silva Costa. "He was holding it and his face covered in blood. His look was as if nothing had happened. When he arrived he told the doctors he wasn't feeling anything, no pain, nothing. It's unbelievable."
Ruy Monteiro, the hospital's head of neurosurgery told the Globo TV network that Leite escaped by just a few centimeters from losing one eye and becoming paralyzed on the left side of his body.
He said the bar entered a "non-eloquent" area of the brain , an area that doesn't have a specific, major known function.
Leite is expected to remain hospitalized for at least two weeks.

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Featured Friend Friday #1!

One Kool Kat

My Blogger friend Kat just got a large article and photo about her in her local newspaper.  I had been mulling around starting a Featured Friend Friday regular post and that decided it right there.  I don't have that many Blogger friends,  true,  but the ones I do have got it going on!  

Kat is a very accomplished Artist,  Tattooist,  and Comic Strip author.  I enjoy her blog and am proud to feature her here. :)  So,  without further ado,  here is the translated article about her:

Kat loves the surprising, the profound. A cat with a stiff collar, a dead mouse in a cocktailglass - everytime she´s painting the world turns into a complex and sometimes frightening entity.

Everything is possible then. 

"I think it´s great when the beholder doesn´t see every detail within one view. There must be always more to discover", says the young artist.

With her paintings, willingly opulent and sometimes overflowing with baroque elements, she expresses her own lifestyle. "Classy and a little off one´s trolley with slight signs of insanity", she says laughing.

[...]

She broke up her studies in Design and Communication because there was too much focus on working with the computer. "I like to work with my hands, having the control over my pen and the material", she explains.

One of her first chances of success has been the exhibition of one of her works for the competition of the "Frankfurter Sparkasse" (a bank in Germany).

[...]

To live just from her art, that´s something she doesn´t dare to believe ( Comment from me: Hummm... I DO dare to believe btw :-D But it´s soooo hard to make it happen!!!). But she has found her way to make money with her talent: "I want to absolve an apprenticeship in tattooing and open a tattoo-shop one day" (Comment from me: I don´t just wanna make money with it - Tattooing is the one thing I most desire to practice in my life. Even more than painting with acrylics ;-) ).

You can visit her here:  http://thisisfreakadelle.blogspot.com/

Woman Stare At Boobs Too!

<--- Aisleyne Horgan Wallace,  just for the record.
Stop looking at her boobies woman!



And now we present science news that will get you out of the dog house: men don't stare at cleavage because they're horny dirtbags. Men stare at boobs because ALL HUMANS do. A new study in Science Daily says that men and women are equally likely to look at women's bodies as a collection of parts ready to be objectified. Essentially, when looking at a female, we all go into Terminator vision mode, honing in on specific parts of her body and assessing them.
And not just the hot ones! Even when a hefty gal lets her chest-beefers hang out, we guys know that we still can't stop ourselves from taking a peek. Well, women look at the ugly ones, too. This means that we're ALL looking at ALL the cleavage. Sure, men are probably doing it to look for potential mates, and women are probably doing it to compare to themselves, but still. We're all guilty here.
So the next time your girlfriend slaps you for checking out a woman right in front of her, you can call her out on the same violation. After all, did you ever wonder how she knew what you were checking out in the first place? Yeah, she knew what you were checking out because she was checking it out, too.


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Mom Spanks 5 Year Old With Bag Of Glass Shards

A 24-year old woman is behind bars accused of spanking her 5-year-old son with a bag of glass for playing video games.

Alicia Anne Croney was arrested shortly after taking the boy to the emergency room with a deep gash in his leg that required surgery.

The young mother told the doctor she hit the boy with what she thought was an empty bag of Doritos that she had pulled from the trash.


Turns out the bag contained shards of glass from a broken jar.

Tulsa County Sheriff's Office Major Shannon Clark says he finds the story difficult to believe.

"That someone would spank someone with a Doritos bag is highly unlikely," Clark told local station Fox 23.

"Not that it didn't happen, but it seems like of all things that you would have at your disposal in your home, a Doritos bag…I'm just not finding the relevance as far as how that would discipline a child."

Croney is being held on $50,000 bail on child abuses charges.

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Drunk Driver Poops Pants Trying To Avoid Arrest

<--- The proud pooper.


Police said they pulled over Wayne Benoit, 53, about 2 p.m. Tuesday after officers noticed Benoit’s truck swerving in the road, nearly striking a bicyclist.
According to police, Benoit smelled of alcohol and failed a field sobriety test.
Once Benoit realized that he was going to be placed under arrest, officers said he began straining and purposely soiled himself.
Officers said Benoit thought he would be released after the episode. The act didn’t deter officers from arresting him, however.
Benoit was taken to the Lafourche Parish Detention Center, where it was determined he had a blood alcohol level of 0.20.

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Hearse Driver Dies Taking Body To Funeral

Beverly Hills police say a hearse driver who was found dead with a body in the vehicle died while taking the casket to a funeral.
Lt. Lincoln Hoshino says authorities were alerted that a body was slumped over in the driver's seat of a hearse parked near the Beverly Hills Hotel at about 3 p.m. Monday.
Hoshino says the investigation is in its early stages but the woman appears to have died of natural causes, with no weapons or evidence of violence discovered. Coroner's investigators will make a final determination of the cause of death.
The woman's relatives have not been notified yet and her identity has not been released.
Police could not immediately say to what funeral home or cemetery where the body was being sent.

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Woman Kills Fiance On Wedding Day

<--- The Blushing Bride


Authorities say an eastern Pennsylvania woman stabbed her fiance to death during an argument on their wedding day.
Na Cola Darcel Franklin is charged with criminal homicide in the death of 36-year-old Billy Rafeal Brewster in their Whitehall Township apartment.
Police say they found Brewster bleeding shortly after 2 a.m. Saturday. District Attorney Jim Martin says he was pronounced dead at a hospital.
The (Allentown) Morning Call reports that at her video arraignment Saturday, the 31-year-old Franklin wept and choked out, "I did not kill him on purpose."
Neighbor Steve Engel says the pastor who was supposed to perform the ceremony came to the apartment building after being unable to reach the couple, and a number of people who were apparently going to the wedding also showed up throughout the day.

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Bees Sting Man In Truck, So He Crashes Into The Hive!

"When firefighters got here, he was on the ground, basically had bees all covered onto him. So they began swiping the bees off of him, got the hoses on the ground and started spraying him," Battalion Chief Nick Perkins with the Pflugerville Fire Department said of Wednesday's attack.
Fire officials said they man had been driving when bees flew into the open windows of his truck. He lost control and crashed into the very house where the hive was hidden in a wall.
"It was top to bottom about eight feet tall, a foot and a half wide, four inches deep, and 125,000 strong, about 80 to 100 pounds of honey comb," beekeeper Keith Huddle said.
Huddle said crews had to cut through the house to get the massive hive out.


"With the drought last year, the hives were definitely not spreading as much as they normally do. This year, with the great weather—not great, but better than normal—it is really doing a whole lot to make the bees reproduce and spread like crazy," Huddle said.

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"Man arrested for beating opossum can sue police"

A federal appeals court says a Southern California man arrested for beating an opossum with a shovel can sue police because it's not illegal to kill the backyard animals.  Lorenzo Oliver called Anaheim police about the opossum attacking his bulldogs in his yard in 2008.
Officers showed up and arrested him for trying to kill the animal.
The then-54-year-old father was jailed until his family raised a $20,000 bond.
No criminal charges were filed.
Oliver filed a federal wrongful arrest lawsuit against the Anaheim Police Department, but it was rejected by an Orange County judge.

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Bears Go On Drunken Rampage!

A mother bear and her three cubs broke into a Norwegian cabin this week, reportedly drinking more than 100 beers, eating all the food and even knocking over a wall.
"They had a hell of a party in there," owner Even Borthen Nilsen told The Local. "The entire cabin was destroyed."
Nilsen says paw prints on the cabin windows and bear excrement outside the dwelling leave little doubt they were responsible. And besides, your average criminals don't typically break down a wall when the front door will work just fine.
His mother and grandmother were first on the scene, finding the entire cabin ransacked, including a set of destroyed appliances.
"The beds and all kitchen appliances, stove, oven and cupboards and shelves were all smashed to pieces," he said.
ABC News adds that along with the 100 beers, the family of bears also reportedly ate all of the food inside the cabin, which included chocolate spread, honey (of course) and marshmallows. You know, just the bear essentials.

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Walmart Madness #43! Butt Groper Was Powerless

Morris is accused of groping a woman’s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale. The teenager, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was arrested shortly after the incident Thursday evening.
During questioning by law enforcement, Morris copped to grabbing the victim’s rear end and provided an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior, according to a sheriff’s report.
“Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”






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Walmart Madness #42! Employee Runs Over Teen

Incensed that a high school student attempted to steal some DVDs and video games from the Texas Walmart where he worked, a store worker allegedly followed the teenager out of the store, got into his car, and slammed the vehicle into the victim, according to police

The confrontation between Lance Ferguson, a 33-year-old “cart pusher,” and Dominique Mason, 18, occurred last month at a Walmart in Houston. Ferguson was charged this week with aggravated assault, a felony, and is being held in the Harris County jail in lieu of $30,000 bail.
According to a probable cause affidavit, Mason, a high school senior, was confronted by Ferguson on July 10 after he “picked up a few DVDs and games and decided to put them back.”
“Why are you stealing out of my store?” Ferguson yelled. “I should whip your ass.”
After claiming to Ferguson that he was not intending to shoplift, the teenager left the store and headed home on foot. As he walked through the parking lot of a nearby business, Mason “heard a vehicle drive up behind him and then he was struck in the right side of his body.”
The teen, who rolled on top of the car’s hood and then fell to the ground, told Houston Police Department officers that Ferguson--still wearing his Walmart vest and hat--exited the red sedan and began yelling, “Don’t come back to my store. You want to steal from my store?”
Pictured at left, Mason, who was treated for back injuries at a local hospital, identified Ferguson from a photo array prepared by cops.
When questioned by cops, Ferguson acknowledged having a confrontation with Mason inside Walmart, but denied pursuing the teen outside the store. However, store surveillance video showed that Ferguson left the parking lot in “a four door sedan vehicle and returned within ten minutes during his shift, while wearing his uniform.”

Thanks to The Smoking Gun!

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Walmart Madness #41! Shopping Cart Child Abuse

 The mother had been yelling for like 10 min. prior to this video being taken. We went over to see what was going on, we thought a fight had ensued, but it was the mother yelling and cursing at the little girl. If you were at either corner of the store, you could hear this lady yelling. The mother was yelling at daughter to stand up and reach a shirt with a broken arm. The mother was yelling throughout the Walmart (all associates heard, and did nothing). The mother yanked the cart, and didn't do anything. Bad mother says: "I didn't mean to do that one." How many other things did you NOT MEAN to do!!! Sad story.


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Humans As Flees

Man Rubs Moms Nose Into Dog Poop

When questioned by cops, Jenkins denied pushing his mother, but admitted that he “did rub dog defecation on her face because she yelled at him,” investigators noted.
The confrontation between Jenkins, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was apparently prompted by his mother’s refusal to provide him with a shot of vodka.
Jenkins retrieved the dog feces from the home’s back porch, where his mother’s dog had relieved itself. He “then reached down with his hand picked up the dog defecation and rubbed it in his mother’s face,” cops reported.


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Hope You're Happy Wall Street

Even by Las Vegas standards, it was a shocking billboard: A mannequin dangling on a hangman's noose below a black sign with the ominous words "Dying for Work."
Nevada Highway Patrol Trooper Jeremie Elliott says the 911 calls started coming in as the sun came up early Wednesday, with drivers worried the stiff, black-suited dummy swaying at the end of a rope along Interstate 15 near Bonanza Road was a real person.
"It's a publicity stunt, obviously done in bad taste," said Elliott, adding that officials were focused on getting it down quickly to avoid distracting drivers during the morning commute.
The graphic display along the interstate was one of at least two unauthorized signs spotted Wednesday morning in the Las Vegas area. Another found on Highland Avenue and Desert Inn Road was white with black lettering that read, "Hope You're Happy Wall St.," and a similar mannequin hanging off the edge.
A woman who answered the phone at Lamar Advertising Co., which owns one of the billboards, labeled the act vandalism and said the display was being removed. She did not provide her name.
Clear Channel Outdoor, which owns another sign that was affected, said they pulled the display immediately and plan to work with law enforcement to punish whoever is responsible.

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Cow Climbs Five Storeys To Escape Horney Bull

A cow which was not in the mood ambled to the top storey of a Siberian apartment building to escape a bull which was, and had to be led back down by firefighters, authorities said. The cow was discovered bellowing on the top of a stairwell in the five-storey building in the village of Lesogorsk last month, with the probable cause of the cow's distress an amorous bull at the bottom.
"The bull was very loving and had paid excessive attention to the cow during the summer grazing," the Irkutsk regional branch of Russia's Emergency Situations Ministry said in a statement.
"Trying to escape from him, the cow ran into the building and climbed up to the fifth storey," it said.
It took firefighters about three minutes to get the cow downstairs by roping its horns and pulling, according to the statement, which suggested members of the crowd that gathered should have done the job themselves.
"When we arrived there were dozens of people outside the building. There were members of the local administration, police and many bystanders," it quoted fire station shift chief Yevgeny Smirnov as saying.
"In principle, they could have done without us."

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Beer Goggles Get Their Opposite Goggle

<--- Beer Goggles are getting a run for their money!




It's the latest prescription for extreme ultra-Orthodox Jewish men who shun contact with the opposite sex: Glasses that blur their vision, so they don't have to see women they consider to be immodestly dressed.
In an effort to maintain their strictly devout lifestyle, the ultra-Orthodox have separated the sexes on buses, sidewalks and other public spaces in their neighborhoods. Their interpretation of Jewish law forbids contact between men and women who are not married.
Walls in their neighborhoods feature signs exhorting women to wear closed-necked, long-sleeved blouses and long skirts. Extremists have accosted women they consider to have flouted the code.
Now they're trying to keep them out of clear sight altogether.
The ultra-Orthodox community's unofficial "modesty patrols" are selling glasses with special blur-inducing stickers on their lenses. The glasses provide clear vision for up to a few meters so as not to impede movement, but anything beyond that gets blurry — including women. It's not known how many have been sold.

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Dead Man Driving In Car Chase

Las Vegas police chasing a car that appeared to be driving itself say they found a man shot dead inside.
An officer says he saw the Nissan Maxima run a red light about 6 p.m. Sunday near Martin Luther King and Lake Mead boulevards, but it didn't look like anyone was in the driver's seat.
Authorities say the vehicle jumped a median and veered into a landscaped area near a church before it turned back into oncoming traffic and hit another vehicle.
Officers found a man with multiple gunshot wounds slouched in the seat. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
Police tell the Las Vegas Review-Journal the man apparently had his foot on the accelerator after he was shot. Detectives are looking for who's responsible for the killing.

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"I couldn't stop because I was topless!"

Police may hear a lot of creative excuses from people hoping to avoid speeding tickets. But this north Florida woman wins the booby prize.

Mandy Ramsey says she didn't stop for Marion County police because she was topless.
Police say the 35-year-old ran a stop sign and crashed into a tree when a patrol car tried to pull her over.
Ramsey says she was en route to surprise her boyfriend.


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"I need to quit texting because I could die in a car accident."

Chance Bothe, a 21-year-old college student, was headed home when he texted a prophetic message: I need to quit texting because I could die in a car accident.

Seconds later, Bothe plunged off a bridge, then a cliff and ended up in a deep ravine.

Bothe’s father said his son suffered a broken neck, a crushed face, a fractured skull and traumatic brain injuries.
“I said, ‘Call the funeral home. He’ll never make it,’” said Bobby Bothe, Chance’s father. “We lost him three times. They brought him back. He coded three times.”
Six months later, Bothe has recovered about 80 percent. He talked with KHOU-TV’s Kevin Reece on his last day of rehab. That’s where he learned to talk and walk again.
“Yeah, I was text messaging on the phone, flew right off the road,” said Bothe. “I’m very lucky that I’m not gone forever. That I still have things to do on this world.”

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Don't You Dare Call Me "Honey!"

Newington police arrested a man they said became angry when a store clerk called him 'honey' and then punched her in the face.

The unidentified clerk told police that the customer, who was identified as David Wright, 52, of Burgundy Hill Lane in Middletown, questioned the cost of items and when she told him the price she called him, "honey."
The customer told the clerk that if she called him "honey" again, he would punch her in the face.
The clerk then questioned Wright's intentions and that's when she said he reached over the counter and punched her in the face.

Another customer in the store grabbed Wright and threw him out.

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Bull Mounts Man On Cop Car

A bull in the mood for love damaged an Arkansas sheriff's patrol car when it tried to mount a man who was leading the animal across a yard.Authorities said Wednesday that a Faulkner County sheriff's deputy was responding to a call about a bull running loose when he saw the man slapping and trying to guide the bull.
The Log Cabin Democrat reports (http://is.gd/kFYF4D) that as the patrol car drew near, the animal reared up and pinned the man against the vehicle. According to the deputy's report, the bull then "tried to mate with him."
The bull then lost interest and followed a truck down the road.
The patrol car sustained minor damage, though no injuries were reported. The bull's owner says it was the animal's first escape.

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She Hulk Lifts Car Off Her Father!

Lauren's father, Alec, was working on his car, a BMW 525i. The jack slipped and the car fell on top of him. Lauren was on her way out the door when she came upon him, unconscious and crushed.

It happened Saturday on Lincolnshire Court near Old Nuckols Road. 

"As I go to open the garage door I hear a primal scream, like…dial 911!" said Lauren's mother, Liz.

That scream was 22-year-old Lauren discovering her father.

"There was no tire," said Lauren. Seconds later, she did what most would consider unthinkable, she moved a car weighing a ton and a half off her father's body. 

 "I just lifted up kind of right here and just kind of threw it, shoved my body as hard as I could then I came back and dragged him out and started CPR," Lauren said.  "It flashed like, I'm going to lose my dad." His eyes were open, he wasn't responding to me. I knew I had to get his heart beating again and I had to get him breathing."

"She got his heart beating again and got him breathing again," said Lauren's mother. "So, she's it. He gave her life and then he gave her life. I am in awe of her. I am in awe of her. She is the day. She saved the day. I can't even tell you how proud I am of her."

Alec's doctors didn't want him to speak on camera just yet, because he's still in the ICU.  He has several broken ribs, some numbness, and other fractures, but nothing that appears to be permanent damage. 

He also asked us to share this statement: "I'm just so lucky and proud that I have daughters that can perform CPR and have the knowledge to save lives. I think it's an important skill for everyone to know and if it weren't for Lauren I would not be alive today." 

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