A 425-pound man was arrested Thursday for allegedly trying to abduct a 10-year old boy on his way to soccer practice.
Police received a call around 7:30 p.m. Thursday night when about a man
trying to kidnap a young boy in the 500 block of E. Central.
The caller said the boy's soccer coach was trying to detain the man, but he had escaped.
Read the story and see the video:
HERE
First thought I had was: "Damn, is this pic photoshoped?" XD
ReplyDeleteNope, just American, haha! His Rascal Scooter must move pretty fast.
ReplyDeleteJabba the Hut is a "child molester".... lol
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping that his neck is actually a gigantic malignant tumor. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was "Damn! Was the man that hungry?"
ReplyDeleteIt looks like it could be a case of thyroid goitre, but i doubt it.
HAHA! You guys should read the comments on the news story link I posted, pretty good stuff.
ReplyDeleteJabba The Hutt was mentioned Doc! Not only that but there was a comment similar to my Rascal Scooter comment:
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princessofmirth at 4:27 PM October 5, 2012
ESCAPE?? How the hell did that happen? Was his hoveround headed downhill???"
HAHAHA!