Man Hides From Police In Septic Tank

To avoid arrest, a man in south Modesto crawled through a small hole in the ground and into a septic tank behind a motel on Ninth Street on Tuesday.

About 8 a.m., Stanislaus County sheriff's deputies were dispatched to the Ninth Street Bridge for a report of a man obstructing traffic, Sgt. Anthony Bejaran said.

They found him several blocks south of the bridge, lying in the parking lot in front of the Arrow Inn.

As the deputies approached, the man got up and ran behind the motel, where they temporarily lost sight of him.

Then one of the deputies noticed a small hole in the ground, next to which was a concrete cover. The hole was no more than 18 inches in diameter, but the man had wriggled his way through it and into the septic tank below.

The opening to the septic tank normally is obscured, and Bejaran believes the man previously pegged it as a hiding space or perhaps even had used it in the past.

"He had to have known it was there," he said. "I can't see that being a spur-of-the-moment decision."

Ceres firefighters responded to the scene to extricate the man, but he didn't want to be rescued.

Battalion Chief Bryan Hunt estimates that the tank is about 7 feet deep and said the liquid inside it reached the man's shoulders.

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Walmart Madness #40! KY Jelly Theft + Sex In Store

The X-rated encounter Sunday evening resulted in the arrest of Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, on theft and lewd and lascivious behavior charges, according to the Hutchinson Police Department.


Witnesses told officers that the couple was openly fondling each other in full view of fellow Walmart shoppers (which resulted in the lewd and lascivious charges). Additionally, the pair was accused of shoplifting the sexual lubricant and other items.
Municipal Court complaints filed against Call and Gianakon accuse them of engaging “in sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by another.”
Call and Gianakon--both of whom appeared sober--were briefly booked into the Reno County jail on the misdemeanor counts.

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Woman Tries To Break Into Jail

An Ohio woman's wish to be behind bars was granted after sheriff's deputies arrested her for trying to sneak into - not out of - a local jail.
Deputies found Tiffany R. Hurd trying to scale a barbed wire fence Sunday morning in a bizarre attempt to gain access to the Butler County Jail in southwest Ohio, WEWS-TV reported.
Sheriff's officers asked the 36-year-old to leave the property - but Hurd refused, telling jail staff, "I want to be arrested," according to the Butler County Sheriff's Office.
The suspected trespasser, undeterred, continued to try to climb the fence in front of the deputies, who say she was clearly intoxicated.
Hurd faces misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and criminal trespass. Her bond has been set at $2,500.

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'Gator Eats Mans Hand, He Gets Charged With Illegal Feeding

An Everglades tour guide who lost his hand to an alligator last month was arrested over the weekend, charged with unlawful alligator feeding.

 Wallace Weatherholt, a 63-year-old airboat captain, was leading a tour on June 12 when the group encountered a 9-foot alligator. Passengers told the Fort Myers News-Press that Weatherholt "hung a fish over the side of the boat and had his hand at the water's surface when the alligator attacked."

 Weatherholt was charged with unlawful feeding, a second-degree misdemeanor, on Friday. He posted $1,000 and was released from Collier County Jail.

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Sheep Rapist Sought

Police in Ronneby, Sweden, are on the lookout for an elderly man who has been accused of having sex with a sheep.
The man -- who an eyewitness described as slightly built, between 60 and 70 years and without pants -- was allegedly witnessed in the act by a farm hand who was passing by the field on Monday afternoon.


The witness said the alleged sheep rapist bound the sheep's back legs together to make it easier to commit the act, The Local reported.
It is unknown whether the sheep was injured during the act, which could be crucial to any arrest.
Sweden decriminalized sex with animals in 1944, but perpetrators can be tried for animal cruelty if the animal is deemed to have sustained injury.

Meanwhile, the suspect remains on the lamb

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Walmart Madness #39! Rats In The Meat

  A Winter Haven woman got the surprise of her shopping life in a close encounter with the animals in the meat department at the Walmart at 7450 Cypress Gardens Blvd. "Me and my mom went over there at the meat and then we saw a rat running up and down the meat," Giles recalled.

She described the rat as about the size of one of the steaks for sale on the rack. "It was shocking and I knew nobody would believe me, so I took a picture of it," Giles said, "[and I] told my mom I wasn't leaving without one."

She described the scene as chaotic as she watched an employee chase yet another rat with a broom and a box. "We went to the checkout and that's when we saw one get caught by the deli," Giles said. "And the checkout lady said there was multiple -- two of them. That was pretty disgusting."

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Walmart Madness #38! Bomb Threat For 8 Stores

At least eight Walmarts across Missouri have been evacuated Friday evening after bomb threats.
Two of the stores are in the Kansas City area.
Two and a half hours after the threats were called in, police declared the scenes as safe.
The Gladstone, MO, Walmart at 72nd and North Prospect Avenue was evacuated after police got a call of a bomb threat about 6:30 p.m.
About the same time, the Raytown, MO, Walmart on Missouri Highway 350 near Raytown Road was evacuated for the same reason. Police said someone called in the bomb threat.
Kansas City, MO, police as well as Olathe police volunteered their bomb and arson K-9 unit to help at the Kansas City area locations. Officers found nothing suspicious and let everyone back inside the big box store about 8:30 p.m.
Media outlets in southern Missouri report that two Walmarts in Christian County have been evacuated due to bomb threats. Those stores are in Nixa and Ozark. Other media outlets are reporting the Walmart in Jefferson City was evacuated as well as the Walmart in St. Peters, near St. Louis. Just before 10 p.m., police confirmed that the Walmart in Piedmont also received a threat.
At this time, it is unknown if police are investigating the threats as being connected.

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Man Hides Cash In Oven, Guess What Happens

One man probably has learned a costly lesson about where he hides his cash. The unidentified father from Sydney, Australia, sold his car last weekend. The $15,000 (approximately $15,652 in U.S. dollars) in proceeds was earmarked for his mortgage payment and other bills, according to Australian media.
Opting not to squirrel away the loot in a mattress or bury it in his backyard, he decided to hide it his oven, which rarely gets used. Bad move: Turns out, his wife decided to use the oven that day, preheating it for chicken nuggets for their two children and, yes, cooked the cash. "It was everything I had," he told the news station. "I've got nothing to my name. That money was supposed to go towards my mortgage." His wife was equally distraught and, reportedly, could not stop crying when telling her husband after she discovered what happened: The cash was baked into a colorful burnt mess.
 The man reached out to his lender and the Reserve Bank of Australia for help. The Reserve Bank advises people to take damaged currency to a bank. According to the Reserve Bank policy, "if several pieces of the same banknote are presented, the Reserve Bank's policy is for each piece to be worth a share of the value in proportion to its size... The combined value paid should be the face value of the original banknote."

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The Boys Who Cried "Tiger!"

The teenagers from Augsburg called the police one after another, reporting an escaped tiger in the Siebentischwald forest area.

One even told officers he was calling while sitting in a tree while the tiger prowled around underneath, the Tagesspiegel newspaper said on Thursday.

Another said he was with his children, watching the tiger.

The cops launched a massive hunt for the animal, sending teams of volunteers into the woods, and using a helicopter with heat-detecting camera to try to track the tiger.

Authorities even took to the radio to warn people living nearby to stay indoors while the hunt continued.

The prank was discovered when one of the police officers called back one of the teenagers – and he admitted there was no tiger.

The boys, aged between 16 and 19, appeared before an Augsburg youth court on Thursday and apologised, admitting they invented the story and made the calls.

They had got up to a lot of mischief, said Roland Fink, spokesman for the court. “You do such things when you are young – and you have to then take [the punishment] on the chin,” he said.

The 19-year-old was given two weeks in a youth detention centre, the 17-year-old will join him for a week, and the 16-year-old will spend a weekend there. A second 16-year-old was given a warning and instructed to spend 40 hours taking part in a media project to “improve his sense of responsibility and social competence.”

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Cult Eats Raw Human Brain, Makes Penis Soup

Papua New Guinea police have arrested members of an alleged cannibal cult accused of killing at least seven people, eating their brains raw and making soup from their penises, a report said Friday.
The 29 people, who appeared in court this week charged with murder and cannibalism, were part of a 1,000-strong group formed to combat errant sorcerers who The National newspaper said had begun charging exorbitant fees.
The cost of a witch doctor revealing a cause of death or casting out an evil spirit was usually 1,000 kina ($475) cash, plus a pig and a bag of rice, but some were also demanding sex as payment.
"It's against our traditional ethics and morals for a sorcerer to have intercourse with a man's wife or teenage daughter," said one local cult leader in the Tangi area, inland from Madang province on PNG's northeast coast.
"That was the main cause of frustration that led to the forming of a group to hunt down sorcerers."
 "We ate their brains raw and took body parts such as livers, hearts, penis and others back to the hausman (traditional men's houses) for our chief trainers to create other powers for the members to use," one of those arrested said.
 Cult members believe by eating witch doctors' organs, they would attain supernatural powers and literally become bullet-proof.
Madang Police Commander Anthony Wagambie said that 4 of the 7 victims were likely murdered last week, but there were no remains to prove this. He added, "They're probably all eaten up."

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