Sunday, August 3, 2014

Masked Monkey Men Meet Macaque Menace!


"India has hired a group of monkey impersonators to scare the real marauding animals away from parliament and other key buildings in the nation’s capital, officials said Thursday.

The “very talented” group of men has taken to wearing monkey masks, imitating their whoops and barks and hiding behind trees to ward off the aggressive animals, the head of the Delhi municipality told AFP.
Groups of monkeys, which are revered, roam freely around Delhi’s streets where they trash gardens, offices and even attack people in their search for food.
Concerns about the monkey population were raised in parliament where India’s government was asked what it was doing to combat the problem.
An Indian minister said 40 trained men had in fact been hired to protect the raucous house, itself accused of monkey-like behaviour, from the animal intruders.
“Various efforts are being made to tackle the monkey and dog menace inside and around the parliament house,” Urban Development Minister M Venkaiah Naidu said in a written reply to a lawmaker’s question."

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Vat Of Eggnog Flavoring Explodes, Two Hurt Their Noggins


A fire official says a vat of eggnog flavoring exploded at a laboratory in New Jersey, injuring two workers.

Totowa Fire Marshal Allen Del Vecchio tells WABC-TV (http://7ny.tv/1lovdoU) that he felt the blast from Pharmachem Laboratories in Totowa at his house a mile away.

Pharmachem produces ingredients that flavor foods. Workers tell the TV station they had just started on a new recipe for eggnog when it somehow ignited. The two workers suffered minor injuries.

Del Vecchio says given the severity of the blast, he's surprised more workers weren't hurt. The entire rear of the building was completely blown out.

Panty Peaches Provoke Protests

Bootylicious!

"These images of peaches dressed up like butts have been making the viral rounds. This is said to be A Thing Among Chinese Fruit Vendors, but who are we to fact-check? "A nine-pack of pantied-peaches reportedly sell for around US$80 in Nanjing City," reports a website we would not rely on for more important facts."

 Seymore Butts over at boingboing

Old MacDonald Had A Geep. Geep-I-Geep-I-Yo!

(Sheep And Goat = Geep!)

"This wasn't planned," said Priscilla Motola, owner of My Petting Zoo of Scottsdale, Arizona."It just kind of happened."

Motola didn't even know Momma, her sheep, was pregnant from a rendezvous with Michael, a goat. This case is so rare that no one is really sure what to call Butterfly except a geep.

A ham for photos with visitors and local news organizations, she is the only reported breed of her kind in the nation.

This cutie has the features of a goat, but the woolen coat of a lamb,  AZ Central reported."

See more photos of Butterfly the geep HERE

Saturday, August 2, 2014

The Caturday Report! Meet The Amazing Acro-cats



"You can train a cat to do just about anything a dog would do," says Martin, a slim brunette who wears a headband with perky cat ears even when she's not on stage.

"But a dog will just be, like 'I don't care if I don't get a treat! Whatever you want from me, I'll give you!' Whereas cats are negotiators. They want a payoff when they work, and they want to see the contract up front. A lot of cat training has to do with special treats."



http://www.circuscats.com/

More at THE DENVER POST

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Cop Attacked With Flying Spider, Perpetrator Gets Five Years Of Prison


"A man from Pittston accused of throwing a spider at a Pittston police officer was sentenced Monday in Luzerne County Court.

Judge Fred Pierantoni III sentenced Joseph R. Thomas, 52, of Mill Street, to 30 months to five years in state prison on charges of aggravated assault, terroristic threats and resisting arrest. Thomas was also ordered to serve 12 months probation and was given credit for 390 days time served in jail.

Pittston police investigated a disturbance at 34 Mill St. on Oct. 25, 2012, and encountered Thomas on a front porch.

Thomas told the officer, ‘Look at my bug,” and threw a spider at the officer, according to the criminal complaint."

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Woman Plans To Sue Zoo After Trying To Pet A Caged Lion (It Bit Off Her Finger)

WAAAAAaahhhhh!

"A Michigan woman says she'll sue a zoo for not taking enough steps to protect her after she had a bit of her right, middle finger bit off while trying to pet a lion. 

Renae Ferguson was visiting the Sunrise Side Nature Trail and Exotic Park outside of East Tawas this Saturday when she she says a worker let herself and daughter Tina Dobson into a lion's cage. 

'I put my hand down there to pet it and it ripped my finger,' Ferguson told WNEM. "

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Woman Attacks Passenger Jet Crew With Prosthetic Leg

"The 48-year-old woman allegedly demanded ‘cigarettes and a parachute’ so she could jump from the plane.

Collect picture of police boarding the flight. See CENTRE PRESS story: Scots holidaymakers were left hopping mad when their holiday flight was diverted to London after a sozzled passenger attacked cabin crew ñ with her prosthetic leg. The woman, in her 60s, demanded "cigarettes and a parachute" and kicked off when crew asked her to quieten down. Startled eye-witness John Smith, 48, from Falkirk, said she slapped a young girl in a neighbouring seat before unfastening her leg and swinging it at shocked stewardesses. The crew managed to restrain her and put her in handcuffs while the pilot of Thomson flight 297 from Enfindha, Tunisia, to Edinburgh, made an emergency landing at Gatwick. She was then escorted from the plane by cops - as relieved passengers broke into a rousing rendition of the Hokey Cokey.
The woman attacked cabin crew with her prosthetic leg (Picture: SWNS)
 
She is also reported to have thrown food around the cabin on-board the Thomson flight from Tunisia on Wednesday night.

But airline staff managed to restrain the woman and put her in handcuffs after she became abusive and took a swing at them with her fake leg."

Gotta  love the Metro.  See more over HERE

Protip! Do not Transport Giraffes Under Low Overpasses

(Uh?)

Later on in the article they say that the giraffes were blindfolded.  :(  See more photos and the rest of the article HERE

"According to witnesses one of the giraffes had knocked its head when the truck drove under a bridge.

Rick Allen MD of Tshwana SPCA told News24 that the SPCA was investigating the incident, with the intention of laying charges against those responsible.

Allen said: "The SABS has published a code for wildlife transport, and it would appear that the open transport with the giraffes' head sticking out is not acceptable."

The SPCA has ascertained that Nature Conservation has issued permits for the transport of the animals.

Sapa reported that the other giraffe was taken to a wildlife veterinary clinic."

Black Cats Are Being Abandoned Because They Don't Look Good In Selfies

(A black cat's version of giving the finger)

Black cats are lucky - but not if their owners like taking selfies, say the RSPCA.

They say the popular trend of people taking pictures of themselves with their pets is leading to a rise in unwanted black moggies and they're urging pet lovers not to judge their cats by their colour.

Officials are worried pet owners are dumping the animals simply because they don't photograph well because of their darker features.

That's why they believe a whopping 70 per cent of more than one thousand cats currently in RSPCA care at their 16 national animal centres are black.
SWNS Abandoned black kittens at Millwood Cattery, West Bridgford, Nottingham - pictured is owner Ronnie McMillen.
Abandoned: Black kittens at Millwood Cattery, Nottingham
A spokesman said: "In UK folklore, black cats symbolise good luck, yet sadly in reality they are not so lucky."