A woman who woke from an afternoon nap to a noise coming from her
living room Wednesday found an intoxicated neighbor sitting in her
recliner removing his shirt and coyly asking "What are you gonna do for
me?"
By the time Indian River County Sheriff's deputies responded, they
report Ronald Christopher Reich, 67, a fellow resident in the
Countryside Mobile Home Park at 8775 20th St., smelled strongly of
alcohol. He told deputies he had consumed two to three drinks.
The victim told police she woke at about 4:30 p.m. and found Reich
sitting in her recliner. When she asked what he was doing, she says he
replied "What's it to you?" When she asked whom he was looking for, he
said "You, who do you think?" and removed his shirt, saying "It's about
time you got here. What are you gonna do for me? I've waited long
enough."
When she told Reich she was going to call police, she told police he laughed. It's not clear if the two know each other.
According to a probable cause affidavit for his arrest, a deputy
asked him why he had urinated on himself and Reich replied "I just did a little bit. I just squeaked out a little bit."
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