Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Man Gets Penis Stolen By Masked Intruders

Police are hunting the masked intruders, who are thought to have acted over accusations that their victim was engaged in affairs with local women.

The 41-year-old told cops he had been asleep when the men burst into his bedroom around 4am.

 "They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone," he said.

The penis was taken away,  never to be found.

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8 comments:

BASE said...

Unbelievable...Alert message that affairs can prove too risky...

David said...

^ So you don't think they were just random penis thieves?

BASE said...

well,where they ???? If so an alert message for everyone with penis...lol

David said...

WARNING!!! Penis burglars on the loose! Keep your penis's locked up tight! Really, poor freaking guy though.

Kat said...

Maybe it just were some Asians... For them every penis is better than viagra and gives you extra manly powers "down there" when you eat it dried :-D Sorry just joking no offense

David said...

Actually Kat, you just inspired me to post a story about such things that I passed on a few days ago. You'll know it when you see it. :0

Gabriel Sigma said...

Poor bastard. There was a time when a betrayed guy would simply beat the shit out of the wife, the guy or just shoot the pair of them. Why are people getting so creative? Another reason to put bars on the windows.

David said...

Strange days indeed. I think guys will be thinking twice about trying to bag some dudes wife around there though. Just imaging penis burglars in the night would be enough to scare them away I would think.