Monday, December 31, 2012

Bed Bites Man

Grrr!  I'll Get You!!

"Emergency crews were called to a home in Reid in Canberra's east about 9am (AEDT) on Sunday, the ACT Emergency Services Agency said in a statement.Paramedics and rescue firefighters found the 60-year-old man impaled in the stomach on an ornamental bed headboard.
They worked for half-an-hour to free the man before taking him to Canberra Hospital in a serious but stable condition."

Sorry,  but there are no details on how he ended up impaled.  So I fancy that the bed came alive and tried to eat him.

  Grrr,  Arrgh!

Cashier Was To Busy Talking On Cell Phone To Be Robbed

A woman entered the store and pointed a gun at the cashier,  who at first thought she was joking.  He said that he was busy talking and couldn't help her.  Hell,  that's happened to me before - minus the robbing the place part. :)  Here is the story according to the police:

"The suspect came into the convenience store, on Sheridan Road at Pine Road, about 10 p.m. The clerk noticed she was clutching a gun, but at first thought it was a joke, police said.

The suspect told the clerk to unload the till. The clerk said he was busy and kept talking on the phone. The robbery suspect then left."

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Walmart Madness #60! Shoplifter Leaves Purse At Scene

"Police say a Gastonia woman’s shoplifting spree was foiled after she left her purse at the Walmart where she stole three shopping carts full of goods.
The incident took place Thursday at the Walmart on Myrtle School Road. Police say Loretta Darlene Reid took $1,800 worth of goods including beer, three car batteries, an air mattress, food, clothing and a shag rug."

So of course she reports that her purse was stolen,  and gets charged for filing a false police report.  DOH! 


Vultures Attack Cars In Florida

Protect your car - get an anti-vulture kit today!

Visitors to parts of Everglades National Park are getting tarps and bungee cords to make their vehicles less delectable to vultures.
Migrating vultures have developed a habit of ripping off windshield wipers, sunroof seals, and other rubber and vinyl vehicle p;arts. Visitors to the park's Homestead and Flamingo entrances are loaned "anti-vulture kits" to protect their vehicles.


Saturday, December 29, 2012

The Caturday Report! Pwditat, The Seeing Eye Cat

Eight-year-old Terfel kept bumping into things and spent most of his time stuck in his basket after being diagnosed with cataracts. Things changed when owner Judy Godfrey-Brown let a stray cat into her home.
The cat walked up to Terfel and led him out of his basket and into the garden. She has been helping him find his way around ever since, The Sun reported


Poltergeists force a family to flee their home:

Friday, December 28, 2012

Man Dies After Eating 28 Raw Eggs

A Tunisian man died after eating 28 raw eggs in one go for a bet.
Dhaou Fatnassi, 20, allegedly wagered a friend he could eat 30 raw eggs in a row, for which he would receive an undisclosed sum.
Mr Fatnassi, from Kairouan in north-east Tunisia, managed 28 eggs before he collapsed with severe stomach pains.  He was rushed to a hospital but was pronounced dead upon arrival.

Read the whole story HERE

Walmart Madness #59! Mobile Meth Lab Struck By Hit And Run Driver

Police in eastern Pennsylvania discovered a mobile meth lab in a van that was parked at Wal-Mart after the vehicle was struck by a hit-and-run driver.

Officers say Felix Ferrer, 39, was sleeping in the van in the parking lot of the store in Saint Clair, Pennsylvania, while the drugs were cooking.

He was busted when police noticed the distinctive smell of methamphetamine wafting from his vehicle after they arrived to investigate the crash.

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Woman Comes Home To Find Stranger Folding Her Laundry

<--- Paul Edge,  the freaky folder.  Oh - registered sex offender too.

A 26-year-old woman came home on Christmas to find a man she'd never seen before folding her laundry in her Irving Park neighborhood apartment, police said.

A judge set bail at $125,000 Wednesday for Paul Edge, who police said lives on the 3900 block of North Clark Street, according to the Cook County sheriff's office.

Edge, 58, a registered sex offender, was charged with violation of sex offender registration, a felony, and a misdemeanor count of criminal trespass, authorities said.

The woman told the Tribune she had been away for Christmas but returned home Tuesday night with her fiance to the 4000 block of North Kilbourn Avenue and found Edge sitting cross-legged on her living room floor folding her laundry.

Police said he also claimed he had cleaned the apartment.

"It was pretty scary,'' she said.

The rest of the story is HERE

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Study Indicates Many Drivers Run Over Turtles On Purpose

"Clemson University student Nathan Weaver just wanted to put together a project to help figure out the best way to assist turtles in crossing the road. But he also ended up with a peek into the dark souls of some human beings.Weaver put realistic-looking rubber turtles, no bigger than a saucer, in the middle of a lane on a busy road near campus. Then he got out of the way and watched as over the next hour, seven drivers intentionally ran over the turtle, and several more appeared to try to hit the defenseless animal, but missed.
"It was a bit surprising. I've heard of people and from friends who knew people that ran over turtles. But to see it out here like this was a bit shocking," said Weaver, a 22-year-old senior in Clemson's School of Agricultural, Forest and Environmental Sciences.
But to seasoned researchers, the targeting of turtles and other reptiles isn't surprising. The number of box turtles is on a slow decline, with one prominent reason being the riskiness of crossing the road because the trip takes several minutes.
And even in today's more enlightened, modern world, sometimes humans feel a need to prove they are the dominant species on this planet by taking a two-ton metal vehicle and squishing a defenseless animal under the tires, said Hal Herzog, a Western Carolina University psychology professor."

Please read the whole story HERE

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Walmart Madness #58! Shoplifters Tenth Time Caught

An Augusta woman with nine previous convictions for shoplifting was arrested at the North Augusta Walmart.
Eyvoneda L. Barrett, 47, of the 2000 block of Shirley Avenue, kept a stash of unused Walmart bags in her purse and car, according to a North Augusta Department of Public Safety report released Tuesday.
On the afternoon of Dec. 15, an employee watched her select $143 of merchandise and conceal them in Walmart bags before leaving the store at 1201 Knox Ave., according to the report.
An officer later found more unused Walmart bags in back of the woman’s car, along with the merchandise, the report stated.


Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Walmart Madness #57! Shoplifter Swings Her Baby Around In Escape Attempt

<--- The swinger,  Kahliah Martin

 The Spartanburg Public Safety Department said 20-year-old Kahliah Martin had placed two boxes of diapers and various electronics into her buggy, and proceeded past the cash registers and to the exit without paying for the merchandise.

Officers said the two loss prevention associates approached Martin, who ran out the exit into the parking lot, while carrying her 4-month-old daughter.
The report from SPSD said as Martin was running out, she was nearly struck by two vehicles in the parking lot, and "ran through the parking lot weaving in and out of cars swinging her daughter," before security officers subdued her, and escorted her back inside the store, before police arrived and arrested her.

 Source and more HERE

Man Mistaken For Escaped Mental Patient Drugged And Locked Up

"Police were called to help locate the patient and several days later, a man with the same description of the escapee was brought back to Graylands[Mental Hospital] by police where he was wrongly identified by hospital staff as the runaway patient.

The man was subsequently given a batch of antipsychotic drugs but it caused an adverse reaction and he was treated overnight in hospital.

The “real” missing patient eventually returned to Graylands."

The Graylands Mental Hospital,  the name sounds like something out of a bad slasher novel. :)  Hit it Dr. Demento!!!

They're coming to take me away ha ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats and
They're coming to take me away ha ha!

To the happy home
With flowers and trees and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes and
They're coming to take me away ha ha!

Read more HERE

The Christmas Tornado

A tornado is captured by a TV station tower cam on Christmas day in Mobile Alabama.  I hear that two are dead because of this storm.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Drunk Santa Smashes Into Cop Car

Ho Ho Oh No!

     Not only did he hit a cop car,  this will be his fourth drunk driving arrest.

     "A sheriff’s deputy was sitting in an unmarked sheriff’s sport utility vehicle while directing traffic on County Highway K in the town of Westport when he was rear-ended. The deputy suffered minor injuries. Officials say the motorist who was dressed as Santa Claus was returning from a holiday party at the American Legion in Westport."

Read more HERE

Gangs Seek Christmas Bonuses In Guatamala

"Driving buses in Guatemala can be a risky business. This year, criminal gangs have killed more than 80 drivers and their assistants for not paying protection money. And now, as Christmas approaches, the gangs are demanding holiday bonuses from bus operators."

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Walmart Madness #56! Tied And Blindfolded Children - Followup Story

 Aldofo and Deborah Gomez

      I first blogged this story on June 15, 2012 [ ] about the two blindfolded and tied up children found in a Lawrence Kansas Walmart parking lot.  The parents have been in jail since then and have recently entered a plea of "no contest" to the charges against them.  The children have been safe in protective custody.

     "Adolfo Gomez is scheduled to be sentenced Feb. 8. His lawyer and prosecutors said they would recommend he be sentenced to 30 months in prison.
"I think the recommendations that are on the record are a fair and equitable resolution," Gomez's attorney, Skip Griffey, said after the hearing.
     Prosecutors recommended that Deborah Gomez be sentenced to a year of probation. Her lawyer, Angela Keck, said Gomez decided to plead no contest because she did not want her children to have to testify.
     "She wanted to make sure her kids didn't have to go through the trauma" of a trial, Keck said earlier this month."

Read the whole story HERE

And don't miss the original story HERE

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The Caturday Report! The Cat Crossing Guard

The 15 year-old cat, named Sable, comes outside every day - like clockwork - before the bell rings to watch the kids cross the street.

"He just knows when to be out there, knows when it's time to go back in. And then in the afternoon, he knows when to be out and when it's time to go again. He's out there just like the students are, whether it's raining or snowing, or real hot and sunny, the cat is out there" said Monti Franckowiak, safety patrol advisor.

Sable has been watching over the students from across the street for about a year.

Friday, December 21, 2012

A Sexy X-Mas Commercial, Uh, For A Funeral Home

Just when I thought I've seen it all...

Woman Attacked With Sock Filled With Poop

<--- I wonder what the PP on his jacket stands for?

A woman riding the Chicago Transit Authority's Blue Line in Oak Park told police she was last week attacked by another passenger wielding a sock filled with human feces.

"He had a sock full of his poop on me," the 21-year-old college student told the Pioneer Press. "It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes."

“It was like the biggest degradation I’ve ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me,” she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.
"The worst part is nobody had anything to wipe my face with," she said.

Read the whole story HERE

Dead Man Found Standing

A coroner has described the death of a man who was found standing up in his kitchen as 'bizarre'.
A friend called out when he saw Andrew Evans, 35, through the window standing up with his hand reaching into a cupboard in the kitchen of his East Grinstead, West Sussex home.
But it was only when he received no reply and let himself in that Mr Evans's friend realised that he was dead.

Read More HERE

Woman Bites Off Mothers Thumb, Eats It

Upper Darby pollice were searching Wednesday for a 21-year-old woman who allegedly attacked her mother while she was bathing by biting her on the hand and both legs.

Part of the mother's thumb is missing, and she was in serious condition at the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania.
"It's domestic cannibalism," said police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. "We never found the tip of the finger."

 the mother remains in serious condition due to the number and severity of the bites.

Read more HERE

The "Kitten Juggler" Pleads Guilty To Animal Cruelty

Yu Zhen Chen, was released from jail Sunday night after posting bond. Chen was arrested after police saw video of him tossing kittens in the air and swinging them around.

Here is the original news story:

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Man Driving To Get Licence Renewed Gets Wedged In Bridge Walkway

An 87-year-old Larkspur man on his way to the DMV Tuesday afternoon drove into a pedestrian/bicycle path and got stuck there for more than half an hour.

Raymond Pierce was not injured, but his Toyota station wagon was wedged into the pathway so tightly that he could not back out or open his doors. He stayed in the car until a towing crew could yank the vehicle out.
"They should block that off, that passageway," Pierce said in a telephone interview later.

Read the whole story HERE

If You Smoke Pot, Get The Munchies, And Run Out Of Gas Don't Do This:

The residents said they awoke to Daniel Bailey knocking on a bedroom door and walked out to see him sitting on the stairs playing with their cat. After telling Bailey to get out, the residents found the Christmas tree and other lights had been turned on, candles were lit and the TV turned on in the living room.
"A coffee cake that had been inside a cabinet was [found] half-eaten out on the counter," a deputy reported.
It also appeared Bailey had played a round of darts on the board in the garage and taken gas caps off the lawn mower and three vehicles.
Bailey reportedly allowed deputies to search his Chevrolet Malibu, which was indeed out of gas.
But inside police found two cans of beer, a can of soda, two frozen dinners, three frozen pizzas, a box of Hot Pockets and a box of mozzarella sticks that had reportedly been taken from the freezer inside. The residents did not claim the two glass marijuana pipes that police found in Bailey's car.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Woman Harassed By Pigeon Seeks Help From Police

COO COO!  I'll get YOU!

 The exasperated woman told officers on Monday that the blue-grey pigeon had been a constant presence at her side for the past three weeks. She said the "strange bird" had been hanging round in her garden or on her terrace constantly.

 The woman claimed that every time she opened the door, the seemingly intelligent pigeon would immediately fly into the house. Her gentle attempts to persuade her unwanted guest to leave proved fruitless, as did her grandson's deployment of his water pistol.

 When it did get in, the stubborn animal would "leave traces that no good housewife would want in her home," the police report said.

Read more HERE

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Most Expensive Breast Implants Ever!

A woman is caught with $80,000 dollars worth of cocaine imbedded in her boobies:

Woman Demands $300,000 From 911 To Stop For Cop

Brunswick County sheriff's deputies said they attempted to pull over a vehicle driven by Jennifer Herring, 37, around 11:30 p.m. Monday, but the driver refused to stop, The Sun News, Myrtle Beach, S.C., reported Tuesday.
Deputies said Herring called 911 during the chase and told a dispatcher there was no emergency and she would not stop unless police promised her $300,000.

I found the audio of the call to 911 from her;  WARNING  NSFW,  or your well being:


Sunday, December 16, 2012

Man Breaks Into Home, Steals His Own Kids X-Mas Presents

A Uniontown man is facing burglary charges after police said he broke into his children’s home and stole several things, including Christmas presents.
Police said Amanda Miller came home about 5 p.m. Friday and saw Myron Rose, 33, running from her Cinder Road home carrying a large bag.
Channel 11’s Courtney Brennan reported Miller was able to identify Rose because he is her ex-boyfriend and the father of two of her three children.
Miller alerted police and officers arrested Rose a few days later. Inside the bag detectives said they found electronics, jewelry and several Christmas presents.

Read more HERE

Benny Hill Stabbed To Death

<--- Mugshot of the happy stabber.

A St. Louis woman has been charged in the death of a man found stabbed in St. Louis on Monday night.
Chtonia Battile, 19, of the 1300 block of Belt Avenue, was charged with murder, robbery and two counts of armed criminal action Thursday.
She is charged in the death of Benny Hill, 53, a roofer who was found at Page Boulevard and Semple Avenue about 9 p.m. Monday. Witnesses saw someone pull Hill from a white work van that then fled the area. Hill died at the scene.

Read more  HERE

Walmart Madness #55! Shopping Cart Rage Attack

Troopers say the incident happened when Samantha Miller of Markleysburg took an empty shopping cart that had been used by Stacey Marie Lewellen and began to enter the store.
Police said Lewellen “became enraged” and took the cart from Miller.
Miller then went to an area where the carts are collected and retrieved a different cart and proceeded to attempt to enter the store, police said.
Police said that Lewellen, who officers described as “still enraged” then “ran down” Miller, pushed a shopping cart into her back and then jumped onto Miller’s back and punched her in the face.


Sunday, December 9, 2012

Guy Guts Dog To Get Back Swallowed Heroin

Police said the female pit bull's body was found by another dog owner walking her dog in the area. The 1 and ½ year-old dog named Xena was completely disemboweled and police discovered her entrails enclosed in a plastic bag that officers retrieved from a nearby dumpster.

The dog had apparently swallowed unpackaged heroin that Dugan said he had left on a counter in his home, including sealed bag of the narcotic, police said. Police think Dugan cut the dog open to retrieve the sealed bag of heroin.

Read more HERE

Catfish Hunting Pigeons

They remind me of little alligators!

Friday, December 7, 2012

Man Drives With Stop Sign Stuck In Head

Florida Highway Patrol says Leslie Richard Newton, 63, of St. Augustine was driving a gray Camaro eastbound on SR 16 when he hit a sign.  He then continued driving and was eventually pulled over on U.S. 1 just north of SR 16 with a portion of the traffic sign in his head.

Strangely enough,  alcohol was involved in the incident.


Flying Saw Blade Smashes Through Windshield, Injuring Driver

<--- Muahaha!

A Cobb County man driving on I-285 was injured by a 10-inch saw blade that sailed through his front windshield.
Henry Rodriguez, of Marietta, was westbound near Roswell Road when the blade cut his left arm and face Tuesday afternoon, according to a Sandy Springs Police Department report.
Neither Rodriguez nor his front seat passenger, Kendrick Love, also of Marietta, saw where the blade came from, both told police. The saw blade was on the driver side seat and a large amount of blood was inside the van when officers arrived, the police report states.
Rodriguez was transported to North Fulton Hospital for treatment of non-life threatening injuries, according to police. His passenger was transported to jail for an outstanding warrant for an unrelated incident, police said.
Investigators hope the serial number from the saw blade will help them find the person responsible.


Walmart Madness #54! Tampon Thief's Third Takedown

Police say a woman traveling from Wal-Mart to Wal-Mart, stealing various items tried to do the same crime a third time in Bellmead. Bellmead detectives say 29-year-old Bridget Coker was wearing an ankle bracelet because she got caught stealing at the same Wal-Mart in Bellmead, by the same employees, on two separate occasions!

 Yesterday afternoon Coker walked into a Wal-Mart and grabbed a back-pack. She filled it up with hygiene supplies and over the counter medicine. Police say employees noticed her face from the other incidents. Coker tried run when they confronted her, and employees refused to let her leave. When police got there she admitted her actions were just "stupid," and offered to leave the items behind if police let her go.

Read the whole story HERE

Monday, December 3, 2012

Guards Apply Hot Sauce To Inmates Balls In America!

<--- A photo of what habanero laced balls may look like.

DISCLAIMER!  Under no circumstances may any inmate in an American "penal" institution be given access to anything that can be used as a weapon,  habanero sauce certainly  fits the bill and has been blacklisted from prisons for years!  It had to have been the guards providing it to the inmates,  then something went sour.

In July, six inmates from Sampson sent a hand-written letter to the U.S. District Court in Greensboro complaining that staff had forced them to perform numerous humiliating acts for the entertainment of guards, including stripping nude and pretending to have sex. The medium-security facility houses about 500 male inmates in Clinton, which is about 60 miles southeast of Raleigh.
The inmates also reported being forced to gulp a super-hot "Exotic Hot Sauce" purchased off the Internet and slather it on their testicles, as well as being forced to grab and kiss wild snakes while working on a road crew and throwing captured bunnies in to oncoming traffic.
Those who performed for the guards were rewarded with preferential work assignments, food, cigarettes and beer, the inmates alleged. Both tobacco and alcohol are banned in North Carolina's prisons.

Read the whole story HERE

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Hungry Leopard Eats 15 Children

A rogue leopard believed to have killed - and eaten - up to 15 villagers, including 10 small children over the past year is being hunted by Nepalese wildlife officials.
The severed head of the latest victim, a 4-year-old boy, was found on Saturday in a forested area nearly 400 miles west of the capital, Kathmandu. The Kathmandu Post reported the boy was playing in the courtyard of his house when the leopard struck, killing the boy then dragging the body into the forest. Police say at least one leopard with a taste for human flesh is on the loose, but that there could be others.
Last week, Nepalese officials offered a bounty of 25,000 rupees (approximately $280) for anyone who could bring in the animal dead or alive. The bounty amounts to several months wages for an average Nepali villager. Of the 15 victims so far, two-thirds are children from remote
villages. So far, there is no indication that any adult males have been attacked.

Walmart Madness #53! She/He Flashes Boobs At Customers

A 23-year-old man was arrested at a Walmart yesterday after flashing his breast implants at fellow shoppers before spitting blood at police.
Jeremy Owens, from Pennsylvania, was arrested for his alleged bizarre behavior at the Lackawanna County store.
Police found him on a local bus which he then refused to get off.

After he was arrested and put into a police car, Owens, who calls himself 'Jamie' banged his head against the window and cut himself, which allowed him to spit blood at officers.

Drunken Elephant Mob Destroys Village

The trunk and disorderly mammals ransacked a shop, three houses and ruined crops in the eastern village of Dumurkota, India.
Police say the gang of over-the-limit tuskers downed more than 500litres of  moonshine alcohol, managing to drink the place dry in a matter of minutes.
The unruly mob demolished dozens of houses in their desperate hunt for more booze after hoovering up the hard stuff in record time.
Local police officer Asish Samanat said the drunken elephants were more 'aggressive' than usual after their mammoth drinking session.
'Unfortunately these animals live in close proximity to man and they recognised the smell of the drink,' he explained.
'They were like any other drunk - aggressive and unreasonable but much, much bigger.'

Japan Buries Nuclear Waste In Public Parks

The small sandy square in front of Yasushi Takemoto's apartment in Koriyama, a city of 328,000 about 150 miles north of Tokyo, looks like a normal public park. On a recent weekday morning, a group of children played on the swings while the retired dentistry professor strolled under the trees.

Beneath the soil in one unmarked, unfenced corner, however, lie hundreds of bags packed with radioactive dirt, sludge from drainage ditches, and other contaminated debris.
The waste was collected from around the neighborhood last November by citizens trying to reduce radiation from the meltdowns earlier that year at the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant, about 37 miles to the east.
They packed the debris into bags, buried them about six feet deep between layers of plastic sheets, and covered them with soil – all with the approval of city officials.

Read more HERE

The Caturday Report! Just Before The Fight:

Judge Orders Lady To Wear Idiot Sign

Here is what she did:

In addition to a license suspension and fine, a woman who was caught on video passing a school bus by driving on the sidewalk will have to make an unflattering declaration to the world.  Or at least to Cleveland.
Shena Hardin, 32, plead out on Monday in order to avoid facing a trial.
Back in September, she plead not guilty to charges of not stopping for a school bus and reckless operation.
A bus driver had noticed Hardin’s pattern along East 38th Street so he notified Cleveland Schools and had his cell phone camera rolling during one of her episodes.
The portion of sidewalk she used to avoid the bus was the entrance to a day care.
Police set up a sting to catch her on her makeshift detour and cited her on Sept. 11.
As part of her sentence from Cleveland Municipal Court, Hardin must wear a sign that says, “Only an idiot would drive on the sidewalk to avoid the school bus.”

Read more HERE

Man That Lost Leg To Falling Crucifix Sues Church

David Jimenez was so elated over his wife's recovery from cancer that he offered to clean the large crucifix outside the Hudson Valley church where he spent many hours praying for her to beat the disease.

But on Memorial Day 2010, he was scrubbing grime off the cross when the 600-pound marble statuary toppled over, crushing his right leg.

The then-43-year-old immigrant from Mexico was flown to Westchester Medical Center, where doctors had to amputate his injured leg. He's suing the Roman Catholic church where he was hurt, and early next year his $3 million lawsuit is scheduled to go to trial.

Read the whole story HERE

Monday, October 29, 2012

Teacher Lifts Kid By Ears

Two kindergarten teachers suspected of mistreating pupils have been detained by local police in the city of Wenling, East China's Zhejiang Province Thursday, according to the official Sina Weibo account of the city's public security bureau.

A photo posted online Wednesday by a Weibo user and parent named "Jiangjiang" shows a screaming, bawling boy being lifted off the ground by a smiling teacher pulling on his ears.

The photo, which was taken about one month ago, has triggered public outrage.

Police in Wenling said Yan Yanhong, the 21-year-old teacher, had been detained for provocative and disturbing behavior. The other teacher who took the photo, surnamed Tong, was given a 7-day administrative detention.

Yan's personal blog contained other photos showing her mistreating children, including taping a child's mouth shut, putting pupils in trash bins, striping off their pants while dancing and forcing the children to kiss each other.

Yan, who had been working for the kindergarten for two years, told the local Wenling Daily that she was just playing with the children.

"I thought it was fun, so I pulled his ears and asked my coworker to take a photo. The 5-year-old boy was quite naughty and after the ear-pulling he didn't make any mistakes the rest of the day," Yan said.

Read more HERE

How Some Americans Carve Pumpkins

Girl Gives Boyfriend "Nose-job He's Been Wanting"

The Kentucky woman who shot her boyfriend in the head and face multiple times said she was giving him “the nose job that he wanted,” detectives said.
Investigators revealed a string of gruesome new details at a preliminary hearing Thursday for Shayna Hubers, 21, the Eastern Kentucky University student charged with murder in the slaying of on again-off again boyfriend Ryan Poston, 29.
“She said she couldn’t stand to see him deformed [after shooting him in the face]. She said he was vain,” Highland Heights Detective Bill Birkenhauer said in a chilling testimony before the Campbell County District Court.

Read more HERE

Furniture Re-arranger Terrorizes Home

A family says an unwelcome visitor keeps striking their Albuquerque home with an unusually goal — to re-arrange their patio furniture.
KOB-TV reports that the unknown woman enters onto the family's property to change things around for some peculiar reason. Surveillance footage shows her walking up to the front porch early in the morning and moving around the family's patio furniture.
Angela Dentandt says at first she thought that her daughter was moving the furniture until she saw the video. She says after each clandestine re-arranging she puts the furniture back in its original place.
Dentandt's husband, Carl, says it appears that the woman is on some mission.


Thursday, October 25, 2012

Halloween, Gangnam Style!

Thanks a lot Kat for showing me what Gangnam Style is. :( or :) - not sure.

Execution By Mortar!

A North Korean army minister was executed with a mortar round for reportedly drinking and carousing during the official mourning period after Kim Jong-il's death. 


Kim Chol was apparently reduced to a smoking grease-spot in January, and news of this particularly graphic execution only emerged now. The execution was part of current North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's reported purge of offending military officials in an effort to prove his authority after his father's death.
The Chosun Ilbo reported that Kim Jong Un requested that “no trace of him behind, down to his hair," of Kim Chol.

Read more HERE

Cop Planned To Cook And Eat Woman

<--- Not the cop in question,  just what I imagine him to look like.

A New York City police officer was charged on Thursday with conspiring to kidnap, torture, cook and eat women whose names he listed in his computer.

Investigators uncovered a file on Valle's computer containing the names and pictures of at least 100 women, and the addresses and physical descriptions of some of them, according to the complaint. It said he had undertaken surveillance of some of the women at their places of employment and their homes.
Valle was arrested Wednesday by the FBI.
In an excerpt of a July conversation with an unnamed co-conspirator, Valle is quoted in the complaint as saying: "I can just show up at her home unannounced. It will not alert her, and I can knock her out, wait until dark and kidnap her right out of her home."
"I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus ... cook her over a low heat, keep her alive as long as possible," he said. The woman in question is identified only as "Victim 1."
Valle created a document called "Abducting and Cooking: A Blueprint," Manhattan federal prosecutor Preet Bharara said in a statement.
Bharara said Valle told an unnamed co-conspirator that he would kidnap another woman for $5,000.

Read more HERE

The Criminal Complaint,  including GRAPHIC conversations with his co-conspirator can be found at The Smoking Gun:  

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Retirement Home Halloween Decorations


"I went to a retirement home for community service, and *this* is the brilliant Halloween decoration they decided to put up ಠ_ಠ"

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Children Flee Movie Theater In Utter Terror!

Employees at the Cineworld cinema in Nottingham claim a "technical error" caused Paranormal Activity 4 to be screened accidentally to a theater full of formerly happy-go-lucky kids who were there to watch the third Madagascar film.
"It opens on the most terrifying scene in the first film - where a body shoots full pelt towards the camera," said parent Natasha Lewis, whose eight-year-old son was in attendance. "It's enough to make grown men jump, so you can imagine the terror in these young faces."
Lewis said the 25 or so families in the the theater quickly grabbed their screaming children and headed for the door. "It was only about two minutes worth of the film but it was enough to scar them for life," she said.
A Cineworld spokesperson apologized to the families and said all theatergoers were given refunds as well as complimentary tickets." Families were also invited to attend a later showing of Madagascar 3 free of charge.


Man Shows Up To His Own Funeral

THERE was screaming. There was fainting. It doesn't happen every day: a car washer in Brazil walked into his own wake, where his distraught family was already weeping over their loss.
"People were so startled. Women were fainting, people started running all over the place," said Maria Menezes, one of the mourners at the event in Alagoinhas, in Salvador de Bahia state, G1 news reported.
Gilberto Araujo, 41, heard from a friend on the street that his family thought he was dead and was busy getting ready to bury him so he decided to head straight to the wake and clear things up.
"A friend of mine told me there was a coffin at the wake - and that I was inside it," Araujo said. "I told him: 'But I am alive! Pinch me!"
In fact, Araujo's family had been burying a corpse that looked startlingly like their loved one, a body that had yet to be formally identified, G1 reported.
"I am just beside myself with joy," a beaming Marina Santana told the network. "What mother who is told her son is dead is not going to be overjoyed when she sees her son alive again?"

1,800 Pound Pumpkin In Gory Display

Pumpkin sculptor Ray Villafane and his team carved a zombie 'harvester' display at the New York Botanical Garden. One of the pumpkins they used is more than 1800 pounds.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Bill Hicks And George Carlin Sing: The Big Electron

s this real? Or is this just a ride? The world is like a ride You think it's real - it's just a ride And we can change it any time we want It's only a choice - between fear and love The ride goes up and down and round and round It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored Up and down and round and round And it's very loud Don't worry, don't be afraid It's just a ride And we can change it any time we want It's only a choice between fear and love Why are we here? I think we're part of a bigger wisdom That we won't ever understand A higher order - call it what you want - Know what I call it?

Girl Mistook For Skunk, Gets Shot

A 9-year-old girl was accidentally shot in the shoulder Saturday night by a family member who thought she was an animal outside a New Sewickley Township home, police said.
New Sewickley Police Chief Ronald Leindecker said the girl, whom he would not identify, was over a hillside around 8:30 p.m. during a Halloween party at 376 Brewer Road.
Leindecker said an unidentified male relative mistook the girl, who was wearing a black costume and a black hat with white tassel, for a skunk and shot her in the shoulder with a shotgun.
The girl was alert and talking when she was flown to UPMC Children’s Hospital in Pittsburgh, Leindecker said. A report on her condition was not available. Leindecker said he was not sure if charges will be filed. He added that the man had not been drinking.


Street Cleaning Truck Gobbles Man!

A man has been found dead at a garbage sorting facility in Tokyo's Koto Ward, and police suspect he was accidentally caught by a street cleaning truck.
The Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) said the body of a man was found Oct. 16 and it is questioning a 34-year-old street cleaner driver on suspicion of negligent driving resulting in death. "I didn't notice anything at all," the driver was quoted as saying.
According to the MPD's traffic investigation section, the truck was on-duty in the capital's Sumida Ward from the night of Oct. 15 through to the predawn hours of Oct. 16, and delivered about 2.5 cubic meters of garbage to the Koto Ward sorting facility at around 10:45 a.m.
MPD officials said that the body is believed to be that of a 69-year-old man from Sumida Ward after bloodstains and his shoes were found near his home on a road swept by the street cleaner.
The man was probably caught in the truck's roller while he was still alive and died of respiratory failure from a heavy blow to his body, the officials said.


Skeleton Found In Bed, 15 Years Dead!

Police in France said on Friday they were trying to identify the skeleton of a man believed to have lain undiscovered in bed for more than 15 years.
The body, found in an abandoned house in the northern city of Lille, is thought to be that of the elderly owner of the property, who lived alone and appeared to have no relatives.
Police said they had found piles of unopened mail at the house dating back to 1996.

Dog Poisoned And Buried Alive Rises Again!

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"It's extraordinary. We only see this in TV movies," said veterinarian Philippe Michon. "He came back to life and without a scratch. It's rather miraculous."
The vet said when firemen brought the dirt-covered terrier to his office "he was completely cold, he was barely breathing."
Michon used hot water bottles to warm up Ethan's seemingly lifeless body. The dog was so cold his veins had collapsed and it was hard to find one to hydrate him but within 24 hours the dog was back on his feet.
According to the veterinarian and Zamora, a man walking by just happened to see the ground moving — an apparent result of convulsions from the dog's poisoning. The man then got a shovel and dug the dog up.

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