Sunday, January 29, 2012

Day Care Worker Duct Tapes Child To Floor

<--- Alicia Lyons A 20-year-old woman is facing a first degree criminal abuse charge for allegedly using duct tape to secure a child to the floor at a local day care where she worked. Ludlow police arrested Alicia Lyons on Wednesday after she admitted to taping the child to a mat during nap time. If convicted, Lyons could face up to 10 years in prison. The alleged incident happened in October at Mustard Seeds Childcare on Oak Street in Ludlow. However, the company learned about the alleged crime only yesterday. The Kenton County Commonwealth's Attorney, Rob Sanders, told 9 News that a fellow worker told the mother of the victim who then contacted police. The victim was less than two years old at the time of the alleged incident, according to police. The company said Lyons initially denied the allegation on Wednesday, but later admitted to the incident. Day care officials fired Lyons and notified police as well as Kentucky Office of the Inspector General, the state office in charge of regulating day care facilities. More HERE

I found her on YouTube here:

Casino Being Constructed Collapses, Then Bus Hits News Van Covering Story

Several workers have been injured at the construction site of the Horseshoe Casino in downtown Cincinnati. There has been a collapse of part of the structure on the southeast side of the site at Broadway and Reading. Then A bus hits the news crew van covering the incident, complete with incompetent driver on tape, video below:

Dwarf Tossing Contest Stirs Controversy

A dwarf-tossing contest scheduled for Saturday at a Windsor, Ontario bar has generated heated controversy but local authorities say there is no law to prevent it.

Barry Maroon, manager of Leopard's Lounge and Broil, told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. he saw no problem with the contest and even claimed he had been getting calls from little people anxious to attend.

He also said any human projectiles would wear protection and would not be in any danger.

But othersagreed with Jamie Danforth of Windsor -- the father in a family of four dwarfs -- who called it "ignorance at its highest level" in an email to the CBC.

"It is insane that in today's society we still have this going on," he said. "I don't need my daughters thinking this is the type of thing they have to be subjected to. We wouldn't throw the elderly or people in wheelchairs."

City councilor Ron Jones, contacted by a local resident trying to stop the event, told the Windsor Star, "there's nothing provincially and no bylaws here that would prevent this from going on."

He added that the dwarf to be tossed had his own agent.

"A person has a right to make a living," Jones said. "If this person being tossed was being tossed against his will, then it's a human rights issue and I'd be all over it."


Woman Marries Building

Bruised or not, she says she'll marry her beloved building as planned come Sunday.

Babylonia Aivaz's bride-to-be is a 107-year-old warehouse that sits at 10th and Union in the Capitol Hill neighborhood. She has been planning to enter into what she described as "a gay marriage" with the building.

"If corporations can have the rights as people, so can buildings," said Aivaz, referencing a Supreme Court decision on political advertising. "I'm doing this to show the building how much I love it, how much I love community space and how much I love this neighborhood. And I want to stop it from gentrification.”

The building had been slated for demolition for some time, but Aivaz expected the wedding to precede the demise of her beloved one. But demolition crews began their work on Thursday.

When Aivaz learned demolition work was under way, she rushed over to the site and changed into her wedding dress on the street.

She was then seen climbing on the equipment and trying to get in the way of the demolition. But minutes later, she left, telling a KOMO News photographer that she was expected at work. So far, demolition crews have torn down the warehouse's awning. A mix-use apartment building is planned for the site.

Aivaz has invited the public to her planned wedding on Sunday. She created for the event a Facebook invitation open to the public.

"Yes, I'm in love with a 107 year old building! Yes, ITS A GAY MARRIAGE! How is that possible? Well there must obviously be a deeper story," she wrote.

Aivaz said back in December, she and 16 other "activists" linked arms and occupied the warehouse "for a cause in which we believed strongly. That cause was COMMUNITY SPACE."

"We strung up lights. We adapted toilets. We removed pounds and pounds of unecessary building materials. We fed 200 people. We dreamed. We dreamed. We dreamed. I was and am constantly transformed by this whole event," she said.

In spite of Thursday events, Aivaz remained spirited about her planned wedding. She described the event as a community potluck, and asked attendees to "BRING FOOOOOOOOD~."


Saturday, January 28, 2012

Girl Calls Cops On Mom For Loud Sex

A Florida teenager who called 911 last week asked police to place her in a Christian children’s shelter because she “heard her mother having sex.”

Responding to a domestic disturbance call Thursday around 4 AM, a cop questioned the mother and daughter at their Panama City residence, according to a police report. The duo had been involved in a “verbal altercation,” a cop noted.

The girl, 15, told an officer that she wanted to go to a local shelter “because she heard her mother having sex” and “felt disrespected” by her 35-year-old parent’s actions. The teen acknowledged that “there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house.”

The mother explained to police that she had invited her boyfriend over and “sometime during the visit, her daughter heard them having sex and became upset.” The woman added that “their bedrooms are next to each other and she didn’t intend to wake her daughter up.”

After speaking with a representative from the shelter, the teen decided that she did not want to leave her home because “it was almost time for school.”


Mom cuts off son's penis because she wanted a girl

And I thought they didn't want girls over there, strange days indeed.

"A young mother in eastern China has cut her son's penis because she wanted a girl, a media report said Tuesday.

The 23-year-old woman, who hails from the Yancheng city in Jiangsu province, was sentenced to five years in prison for the crime, the Shanghai Daily reported Tuesday.

Xiao Meng gave birth to her son Yaya last March. Her husband Zhan and mother-in-law recalled that after Yaya was born, Xiao often talked to herself: "I wish it could be a girl."

Zhan told the daily Jinling Evening News that his wife often slapped the baby and grabbed him by the neck.

He thought she was suffering from post-natal depression and did not worry too much.

The court heard that on Aug 15, 2011, Zhan's mother rushed into the room after she heard the baby's cries. She found Yaya's dismembered penis in a pool of blood.

Xiao cut off the penis with a pair of scissors.

After treatment, Yaya's life was out of danger and he could pee normally. However, doctors said Yaya would never regain productivity.

Zhan told the paper that Xiao was worried that a son would be a big burden because the parents are responsible to buy him a house and get him a wife."


Cocaine Delivered To The United Nations

Sex For McNuggets

Or McSex, I guess. :)

McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are arguably among the most popular items on the mega-fast-food chain's menu, but are they so good someone would trade sexual favors for them?

A Los Angeles woman was arrested on Wednesday on suspicion of prostitution for allegedly offering strangers the illegal trade of sex for nuggets, reports the Los Angeles Times.

A customer reported Khadijah Baseer to the Burbank Police Department for allegedly opening customers' car doors to offer her services at the McDonald's on Olive Avenue. She was subsequently arrested for prostitution.


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Woman Stole Soda Just For The Can Deposit

Good Grief.

Authorities say a Massachusetts woman bought $64 worth of soda using a stolen welfare benefits card, then immediately fed the full cans into the supermarket's automated redemption machine for the nickel deposit.

Tina Cafarelli, of Lynn, pleaded not guilty Monday to charges including larceny, property destruction and receiving stolen property. She was ordered held on $250 bail.

Police tell The Daily Item ( that the electronic benefits card Cafarelli used to buy the 18 12-packs of soda had another person's name on it. The supermarket manager says the full cans caused extensive damage to the redemption machine.

The 36-year-old Cafarelli couldn't be reached for comment.


Woman Locked In Bathroom For Ten Years

<--- Looking a bit sickly. :(

A 21-year-old Palestinian woman has told authorities she was locked in a bathroom for the past decade by her father, who let her out only in the dead of night so she could clean their house.

"People are monsters," Baraa Melhem said her father would tell her, according to a social worker dealing with the case.

Palestinian police said Monday they freed Melhem from the small bathroom of a home in the West Bank city of Qalqilya on Saturday after an anonymous tip.

Her father, who holds Israeli citizenship, was arrested and handed over to Israeli authorities. He is due to appear in an Israeli court Wednesday, an Israeli police spokesman said.

Melhem told Voice of Palestine radio that when she was 11, her father confined her to the toilet and did not allow her to go to school or see her mother, whom he had divorced.

She was beaten with a baton and metal wires and given only one blanket to keep her warm, said the social worker, Hala Shreim.

"The bathroom was only 1-1/2 meters big, it was like a cell," Shreim said.

According to a statement issued by Palestinian police, the father, citing a "family dispute," admitted to locking up his daughter and feeding her mainly bread.

Melhem told Voice of Palestine that her father used to shave her hair and her eyebrows, and allowed her to shower only once a month. He would let her out of the bathroom every night at 1 a.m. to clean the house until 4 a.m. she added.

Melhem's father, the social worker said, often encouraged his daughter to commit suicide.

"Her only consolation was a radio which kept her connected to the world," Shreim said.

The young woman has now been reunited with her mother.

"She told me that she loves life and has to live," Shreim quoted Melhem as saying.


River Of Blood Found By Drone Pilot

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A drone pilot hobbyist in Dallas stumbled across a river of blood coming from a large meatpacking plant. The small drone plane had a camera equipped, which captured images of the red river, suspected of being made of pig blood from the plant

"I was looking at images after the flight that showed a blood red creek and was thinking, could this really be what I think it is? Can you really do that, surely not?" the pilot tells sUAS News. "Whatever it is, it was flat out gross. Then comes the question of who do I report this to that can find out what it is and where it is coming from."

The pilot, who has asked to remain anonymous, was put in touch with the Texas Environmental Crimes Task Force, who began monitoring the plant for violations. "Any time there is some type of discharge into the Trinity River… especially from an environmental standpoint, this is a real concern," Health and Human Services chief Zach Thompson told sUAS News. "I think they discovered a secondary pipe again is my understanding, so the question is who installed the pipe and why was it there."

The drone hobbyist says he captured the footage from the plant using only a point and shoot camera and a $75 airframe.


Sunday, January 22, 2012

McMouse Bonus Hamburger Toppings

Yet another reason to avoid fast (squeaky) food. :0

Cat Thrown At Wife Goes Out Window, Hits And Critically Injures Old Lady

A cat hurled from a high window in Buenos Aires, Argentina, seriously hurt a woman, 85, when it hit her on the head.

The pet cat was thrown out of the fourth floor window of an apartment block in the Argentinian capital Buenos Aires as a married couple had a blazing row.

During their quarrel the husband picked up the family pet and threw it at his wife, who ducked.

The cat then flew out of an open window, landing on the elderly woman’s head as she crossed the street below.

The victim, a former opera singer named as Betty, also happens to be the couple’s neighbour.

She is described as being in a critical condition in hospital after suffering a fractured skull.

The cat didn’t survive the fall.


Town Manager Passes Out Drunk On Car, Caught With Pants Down

<--- On the bright side, at least he had the sense to get out of the car.

Pictures show Lancaster Town Administrator Orlando Pacheco passed out on the hood of his car back in August after he had too much to drink.

To make matters worse, police say Pacheco drove drunk from a strip club in Worcester all the way to a Mobil station on Route 9 in Westborough until he couldn't drive anymore.

"When I arrived on scene he was unconscious on the hood of his car, his pants were around his ankles," says Westborough Police officer Steve Reale. He had also vomited on himself.

According to a police report, once police were able to wake Pacheco up and get him off the hood of his car he said, "I'm the town manager in Lancaster." After he failed three sobriety tests he said, "I'm having a really bad night."

"I'm actually surprised and shocked he made it to where he was without an accident," said officer Reale.

The 33-year-old town administrator refused a breathalyzer and was arrested. Under Melanie's Law he should have lost his license for 180 days, but he's been granted a hardship license which allows him to drive.

At Lancaster Town Hall no one is talking.

Pacheco's still working as the leader of the community, but long-time residents think that should change.

Source and more HERE

Grand Theft Building

Last week, scrap metal thieves in southwest suburban Shorewood weren’t content with mere scraps.

They first apparently called the owner of a business next to 18400 Frontage Road along I-55 and told him the structure was being dismantled that day because the property had been sold, the Will County Sheriff’s office says.

They then pulled up two semi-trucks to the building — and tore it down. They removed the steel from the structure and then carted it away in the trucks, officials said. At some point, a friend called the property manager to tell her what had happened. Police were called last Thursday, a day after the trucks left.

Sheriff’s deputies then tracked down the building owner who said, no, the building hadn’t been sold — and he hadn’t given anyone permission to tear it down.

Sun-Times Media

Woman Refuses to Leave Toilet For 2.5 Years

She sat down on the toilet bowl in her master bedroom bathroom on March 25, 2009.

For the next 902 days, the small, white-tiled room became Madam Leong Mee Yan's home.

She ate her meals there and slept there. And no amount of cajoling from her husband would make her leave the toilet bowl.

Madam Leong, now 58, claimed that she felt a strong force holding her down every time she tried to get up.

She also imagined stones being hurled and water sprayed at her by people she could not see, preventing her from leaving the bathroom.

Said Madam Leong, who was naked throughout the 902 days, in Mandarin: "I didn't understand what was happening, I only felt all the sensations which prevented me from standing or leaving the bathroom."

During her two-and-a-half year stay in the bathroom, Madam Leong showered a total of 18 times, said her husband, Mr Ong Kian Ann.

Those were the only occasions that she would move from the toilet bowl.

Mr Ong, 64, said: "I had to take a stool into the bathroom for her. Then I would slowly help her shift from the toilet bowl to the stool, and she would bathe herself with the shower head."

Aside from her husband, Madam Leong, a Malaysian who's a permanent resident here, did not see anyone during those years, including her only child, Mr Ong Jiing Yih, 27.

Go HERE for the rest of the story.

"Get Back On Board, Damnit" T-Shirts Are A Big Hit After Shipwreck

ROME: A coast guard officer's "Get back on board damn it!" order to the fleeing captain of the capsized Costa Concordia liner is being printed on T-shirts by a company hoping to inspire Italians to rescue their country from economic crisis.

Italians have made a hero of coast guard officer Gregorio De Falco for his angry exchange with skipper Francesco Schettino — who has been blamed for the accident and is now under house arrest accused of manslaughter, causing a shipwreck and abandoning ship. Stefano Ramponi, owner of the Lipsiasoft web agency that is producing the T-shirts and selling them on the Internet for 12.9 euros ($16.63), said they had become an instant hit both in Italy and abroad.

"We have had a lot of requests from all over the world, from Brazil, Hong Kong, also from Germany and France, the UK. Everyone is asking us for it," he said.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Walmart Madness Number 8! Man Flashes Girls In Walmart

Police are looking for a man who allegedly exposed himself to three girls inside the Clearbrook Walmart on Jan. 7.

Roanoke County police examined surveillance video from the Walmart showing the man entering and exiting the store. Police are asking for the public's help to identify the man, according to a news release from Roanoke County Police Department.

Video shows the suspect entering the parking lot in a white four-door sedan just before 2 p.m. He was wearing a red-and-white striped shirt with a collar and light khaki pants.

The man is shown entering the store, then minutes later he is seen walking down the seasonal aisle and allegedly exposed his private parts to three young females. About five minutes later, the male subject is seen leaving the store and driving off in the same vehicle.

Dead Man Charged For Leaving Faucet Running

An Ontario town is still waffling over whether a man who died suddenly, leaving the bathroom faucet running, should get a break on his water bill. Allister MacPherson died at his home in Port Colborne. The water remained flowing for three weeks before his body was discovered by family members. Now his family is asking the town to forgive the $600 bill. But town council is still mulling it over after its services director said policy is policy and the bill needs to be paid.

Read More HERE

Woman Fired For Wearing A Fake Penis

It’s always tough to decide what to wear to work every day, but for Pauline Davis, 45, a worker at a snack food plant in Pennsylvania, it was especially wrenching.

She chose to wear a prosthetic penis because she was contemplating gender-change surgery.

The device was covered by her clothing, but Davis mentioned it to co-workers, one of whom told management and Davis was fired, the Philadelphia Daily News reports.

This week, Davis sued her employer, J&J Snack Foods of Moosic, Pa.

In court papers, Davis argued that her firing was discriminatory. Why? Because a male co-worker wore women’s clothing to work and took hormone treatments, but wasn’t fired.

Davis’ lawyer, Lalena J. Turchi, said her client’s fake penis was completely concealed and "in no way interfered with her ability to do her job,’’ the newspaper reported Friday.

Davis’ job, by the way, was packer/line inspector, a position in which either an actual or prosthetic penis would seem immaterial.

After she was fired in early 2010, Davis filed a civil rights complaint later in the year in federal court with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission in Philadelphia, according to the Daily News.

Her federal lawsuit seeks back pay, punitive damages, and damages for suffering and humiliation.


Too Much Cowbell Baby!

Demonstrators calling for the recall of Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker learned there really is such a thing as too much cowbell.

Oshkosh police arrested a 26-year-old Appleton man on Thursday after he kept playing a cowbell and shaking it in an officer's face when he and other protesters were told to be quiet.

The Oshkosh Northwestern reports that when the officer tried to take the cowbell, the man pushed the officer. A 25-year-old Appleton woman then hit the officer in the back with her picket sign while the man was being handcuffed.

Both were taken to the Winnebago County Jail. Police will recommend that the man be charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and the woman be charged with disorderly conduct and battery to an officer.


Snowboarding Crow In Russia


The winter sport season is in full swing - but it's not often you see a crow trying to get involved. This video which went viral on YouTube shows the thrill-seeker bird as comfortable on the slopes as it is in the air. The bird appeared to be using the lid of a jar as an improvised snowboard.

Transplant Staff Drop Heart On Pavement

Bungling medics in Mexico are being heavily criticised, after they dropped a human heart being rushed to a transplant patient.
Worst of all, the whole dramatic medical emergency was being watched all the way by the country's media.

Woman Bites Childrens Faces At Bookstore

46-year-old Polly Beltramo was arrested in Mountain View, CA after she allegedly bit two small children in the face. The incident reportedly happened in a bookstore. The owner of that bookstore spoke with KGO about what he says he saw.

"Some other woman came up to the lady's little girl and then the girl started running to her mother and said that lady bit me, and she had a huge welp on her cheek. ... Suddenly the little boy, who's just a couple months old, started screaming and they went to him and his cheek was bleeding."

Spectators call her a crazy person - and luckily police were able to nab her before she got too far. The San Jose Mercury News explains what happened next.

"The suspect fled, but officers caught her at the Starbucks at 750 Castro St. The mother positively identified the suspect. The suspect ... was arrested on suspicion of felony child abuse and will be transferred to county jail..."

MoutainView Patch writer Claudia Cruz says she was able to get an exclusive interview with the mother after the incident. Here's what Cruz says the mother told her...

"I started screaming and then she started screaming ... It was the closest I ever came to fainting. I'm horrified and don't think I can ever go back in there."

CNN reports -- Beltramo has been charged with felony child abuse.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Man Wears A How To Make Crack Sweatshirt To Court

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Christopher Patterson, 25, appeared last Friday in a Fort Lauderdale courtroom for a hearing in his felony narcotics case. As seen in the adjacent photo snapped by a lawyer who alerted to his wardrobe choice, Patterson’s colorful sweatshirt carried the slogan “Stack Paper Say Nothing” and included drawings--baking soda, spoons, an open flame--indicating the procedure to cook up a batch of crack (which results, of course, in a stack of bills).

Patterson’s lawyer, Joshua Rydell, declined to answer questions about his client’s narcotics case or his choice of court attire (which came with a zipper pull in the shape of a handgun).


Saturday, January 7, 2012

Goat Riding Monkey Raids Farm

A Chinese farmer is claiming that a goat-riding monkey keeps sneaking onto his land to steal his vegetables. Ye Shu, of Donguan, Guangdong Province, says the animals are owned by a neighbouring circus.

He claims the pair sneak into his field nearly every day, eat a lot of vegetables and damage many others. "This has been going on for two weeks since the acrobatic troupe was first stationed here," he complained.

Ye says the clever monkey first stands on the goat's back to make sure the coast is clear before launching his raids. "If the monkey sees that nobody is working in the field, he rides in on the goat and they start eating and causing trouble."

A circus spokesman admitted there was nobody to keep an eye on the animals after they had finished their part of the performance. "We have compensated Ye Shu, and we are sorry for our neglect," said Wu Jun, the troupe leader. Wu said he was now recruiting more animal keepers to prevent the pair from getting out of hand again.

"Just cooking Andy’s cat."

‘Fried cat – £1.20’ were the words scrawled on the wall where a man killed a cat by cooking it in a microwave, a court has heard.

Paul Owen Henry, from Lea Place, was found guilty of killing the animal when he appeared before Lincoln Magistrates Court.

Cat-owner Andrew Parsons said he felt ‘sick and distraught’ when he arrived home to his Heapham Crescent address to find his 18-month-old black and white cat Suzie dead in the microwave on 26th July 2011.

“I found my cat’s remains in the microwave,” he told the court. “I couldn’t believe it.”

But Mathers, also from Gainsborough, was cleared of any involvement after Judge Stobart said there was no evidence to place him at the scene when the cat was cooked.

Mr Parsons said after finding Suzie he rang the police and quickly got a phonecall from Henry. 'He just said it was Mathers who did your cat.'

Mathers admitted stealing a razor from Mr Parson's flat and injecting the Class A drug liquid amphetamines with Henry, but insisted he was not present when the cat was cooked.

Passing sentence Judge Stobart told Henry the cat was killed in 'the most brutal and sadistic way' and added, 'I can't think of a worse case of animal cruelty.

'When Andrews Parsons eventually returned home he was to find his TV broken, his light fitting destroyed and the cat dead in the microwave after suffering the most appalling death.'


The Shake and Bake Explodes, Man Dies

a mobile-meth-making explosion inside a car on a Lakeland roadway, the Lakeland Police Department said, reports the Orlando Sentinel.

Authorities determined that two men inside the car, Jerek L. Evans, 26, and the driver, Clifford Ellison, 36, had been mixing ingredients in a glass liquor bottle to make "shake and bake" methamphetamine when the bottled exploded, fatally wounding the driver when pieces of the bottle pierced his neck.

Woman Rubs Butt All Over 30 Million Dollar Painting

<--- The offender with the offending art.

A Colorado woman dropped her pants at a museum and rubbed her rear end all over a painting valued at $30 million, according to police.

Carmen Tisch, 36, was arrested after scratching, punching and, well, rubbing her butt against Clyfford Still's "1957-J no.2" and causing an estimated $10,000 damage to the artwork at the Clyfford Still Museum in Denver. believe she was drunk during the late December incident.

"You have to wonder where her friends were," a spokeswoman for the district attorney's office told the Denver Post.

Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief on Wednesday and has been held on a $20,000 bond since the incident in late December, said Lynn Kimbrough, spokeswoman for the Denver District Attorney's Office.

The oil-on-canvas abstract expressionist painting was spared additional damage when the woman tried to urinate on it but apparently missed.


Woman Wears Fake Mustache To Rob Neighbors

<--- I'm a guy, I'm a guy!

Police say a Salt Lake City woman wore a fake mustache to disguise herself as a man while stealing from her neighbors.

Salt Lake City police say the 31-year-old was charged with two counts of burglary and one count of theft Thursday.

The Salt Lake Tribune reports the woman's neighbors noticed thousands of dollars in cash went missing from their home on several occasions.

Court documents state the couple then set a trap with security cameras and planted cash as bait. The cameras showed a woman wearing a very large men's suit, a beanie hat and a fake mustache.

Authorities say the victims recognized the woman as their neighbor, to whom they had given a key to their house.

Police say they later found the disguise in the woman's home. The woman's name wasn't reported.


Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Family Values Mayor Charges City For Gay Sex Toy

<--- The Gay Sex Toy Mayor, Ed Davis

Receipts show Southaven Mayor Greg Davis, a Republican who ran unsuccessfully for Congress in 2008 on a family-values platform, charged the city $67 for a purchase at a gay sex shop in Canada.

The Mississippi auditor on Nov. 2 demanded Davis pay back more than $170,000 for personal expenses billed to taxpayers. There are no criminal charges from the auditor’s investigation. The FBI confirmed Dec. 7 that it is investigating Davis after the auditor’s probe showed possible violations of federal laws.


Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Walmart Madness number 7! The Counterfit 1,000,000 Dollar Bill

<--- REAL.

A Lexington man is accused trying to use a fake $1 million bill to pay for his purchases at a Walmart.

Michael Anthony Fuller, 53, of 3 Parker St., walked into the Walmart on Lowes Boulevard in Lexington on Nov. 17.

He shopped for a while, picking up a vacuum cleaner, a microwave oven and other merchandise, totaling $476, an arrest warrant says.

When he got to the register, Fuller gave the cashier the phony bill, saying that it was real. Store staff called police.

Fuller was later charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretense and uttering a forged instrument, both felonies, court records show. A warrant says of the fake million-dollar bill: “There is no such thing.”

Flasher Shows Penis To Audience At Alvin And The Chipmunks Movie

<- The perverted flasher, Ed Brown.

Thirty minutes into a showing last Thursday of the movie “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked,” the Chicago man allegedly stripped off his clothes and stood up from his seat in the front row of a theater in the North Riverside Park Mall.

Brown, pictured in the above mug shot, then turned to face 86 other moviegoers (of the kid and parent variety) and gave the Chipmunk fans a clear view of his exposed genitalia. He then returned to his seat to enjoy the rest of the 4 PM showing of the G-rated film.

The 34-year-old Brown, however, was soon arrested by North Riverside cops who were patrolling in the Cook County mall. He was charged with a variety of criminal counts, including sexual exploitation of children and disorderly conduct. Brown is being held n the Cook County Jail in lieu of $100,000 bail.

According to cops, Brown claimed he had been let into the movie theater by an unknown woman who directed him to sit in the front row and remove his clothes. She purportedly said that she would return so that they could have sex and do drugs together.


Cop Dressed As Banana Chases Down Thief

<--- I'm gonna get ya sucker!

A suspected thief in Somerset probably couldn't believe their eyes when they fled from a supermarket as the alarm sounded… because they were being chased by a giant banana.

More specifically the 22-year-old was being pursued by an off duty special constable dressed in a 6ft banana costume.

Luke Summerhayes had been working as a Tesco cashier when he heard the alarm sound and (ignoring the fact he was wearing the yellow costume for a fancy dress day) jumped into action.

He chased the man into the car park where he managed to tackle him before taking him back into the store and waiting for police to arrive.

The suspected crook - who is due to appear at South Somerset magistrates court-- is probably still wondering what happened.