Saturday, July 26, 2014

Breaking (Wind) News! Giant Fart Machine Fired At France From Dover

"Well, he did it! That crazy genius of Colin Furze did it. The biggest fart machine ever created was a resounding success: He fired the giant butt at France from Dover, England, and it was reportedly heard across the English Channel by at least two people in Pas-de-Calais—four miles away."



Laury Coenen said...

I'm quite surprised there was nothing in the papers about this :P

David said...

Main stream media tends to censor out the good bits when it comes to Geo-political relations. :D