Friday, March 21, 2014

Sperm Facials Are A Fountain Of Youth To 69 Year Old Grandmother

Stella Ralfini, who is just shy of 70 years old, women should put down the makeup kits and pick up a healthy strong man. She insists her bi-weekly sperm masks are the secret to her wrinkle-free looks.

According to Ralfini, while she was studying tantric sex meditation in India, she met one of the most beautiful women she'd ever seen. When asked how she kept her youthful appearance, the woman let her in on an ancient secret — smearing baby batter on your face slows the effects of aging.

While we are somewhat convinced it's possible that this does work, we aren't holding our breath for any of the major cosmetic brands to showcase man-milk in their selections anytime soon.

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