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"An Oregon woman was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries after she was hurt during a porta-potty explosion at a park in Aloha on Saturday.
"There was no wick, there was no smell, so it had to be something that was chemically reactive," Finch told KGW. "I just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time."
After the park explosion, two other devices exploded in mailboxes in the area. According to Sgt. Vance Stimler of the Washington County Sheriff's Office, all of the explosions are believed to be connected."