Before sunrise Tuesday morning, a woman was assaulted and called
the police on her assailant. When police arrived, they found the man,
naked except for his tennis shoes, fleeing the scene of the crime. They
pursued him, but his cheetah like agility almost allowed him to get
away, until he tried to jump a fence, but instead ended up penetrated by
it. Only one type of assault goes with nudity, but it would be in poor
taste to make light of such a crime, or the apparent karmic retribution
visited upon the assailant's person by the spike in the fence. I'm just
sayin'.
Don't miss the fine TomoNews animation of the event! :)
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