Before sunrise Tuesday morning, a woman was assaulted and called the police on her assailant. When police arrived, they found the man, naked except for his tennis shoes, fleeing the scene of the crime. They pursued him, but his cheetah like agility almost allowed him to get away, until he tried to jump a fence, but instead ended up penetrated by it. Only one type of assault goes with nudity, but it would be in poor taste to make light of such a crime, or the apparent karmic retribution visited upon the assailant's person by the spike in the fence. I'm just sayin'.
Don't miss the fine TomoNews animation of the event! :)