"Say it, dont spray it!"
Plasterer Ian Olver, 44, had splashed on the Hugo Boss Bottled Night scent after it was given to him by his wife Hayley, 40, as a Christmas present.
Ian put it on for the first time Saturday before popping down the road to see neighbours Mark and Lorraine Bawden.
But the unsuspecting dad-of-two had no idea that their pet cat Blue has a PHOBIA of pungent aromas.
The normally-placid puss leapt up at Ian and began clawing at his neck and ears as soon as it got a whiff of his pricey eau de toilette.
He managed to fight off the crazed animal but was left with a three inch gash to the back of his head which required hospital treatment and a tetanus injection.
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