Sunday, October 12, 2014
Man Breaks Into Shed For Teddy Bear Sex
A randy burglar was caught after he had sex with a teddy bear while raiding a shed - and police discovered his DNA inside the toy.
Paul Mountain, 38, said he was coming down from amphetamines and felt an 'overwhelming need' for sexual relief, the Lancashire Telegraph reports.
It is believed he cut a hole inside the defenceless bear before getting down to business.
Blackburn Magistrates Court heard that the owner of an allotment found a shed had been broken into and the contents were spread all around.
On the floor among the wreckage she found the teddy bear - used and abused.
Prosecutor, Domenic Howells said: "The teddy bear was passed to the police and semen found inside came back to this defendant.
"He told officers he was coming down off amphetamine and felt overwhelming need for sexual relief."
Posted by David