A Florida man today took a stuffed animal off a Walmart shelf and then used the toy to masturbate before returning the ejaculate-covered item to a store shelf, police report.
The repulsive episode occurred around 3 PM at a Walmart in Brooksville, a city 50 miles north of Tampa.
According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown,
tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden
department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares
section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras.
After Johnson “achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed
horse’s chest area,” he placed the “soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed
in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also.”
Read more, plus the police report, over at THE SMOKING GUN