Necrophiliac Pedophile Penguins

     It was the sight of a young male Adélie penguin attempting to have sex with a dead female that particularly unnerved George Murray Levick, a scientist with the 1910-13 Scott Antarctic Expedition. No such observation had ever been recorded before, as far as he knew, and Levick, a typical Edwardian Englishman, was horrified. Blizzards and freezing cold were one thing. Penguin perversion was another.
Worse was to come, however. Levick spent the Antarctic summer of 1911-12 observing the colony of Adélies at Cape Adare, making him the only scientist to this day to have studied an entire breeding cycle there. During that time, he witnessed males having sex with other males and also with dead females, including several that had died the previous year. He also saw them sexually coerce females and chicks and occasionally kill them.
Levick blamed this "astonishing depravity" on "hooligan males" and wrote down his observations in Greek so that only an educated gentleman would understand the horrors he had witnessed. Back in Britain he produced a paper (in English), titled Natural History of the Adélie Penguin. However, the section about the animal's sexual proclivities was deemed to be so shocking it was removed to preserve decency. Levick then used this material as the basis for a separate short paper, Sexual Habits of the Adélie Penguin, which was privately circulated among a handful of experts.

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Walmart Madness #13! The Crazy Streaker

WARWICK, R.I. -- A man who ran naked through the Walmart store at the Rhode Island Mall and then swam across river next to the mall's parking lot was captured Wednesday night after running back and forth across the northbound and southbound lanes of Route 295. Lt. Michael Forde said the incident unfolded when police received a report from the store at 6:05 p.m. that there was a naked man running through the aisles yelling incoherently. By the time police arrived, the man had left the store and swam across the adjacent river. Apprehended after running across Route 295 a second time, he was taken to Kent County Hospital for evaluation. The man carried no identification, but Forde said on Thursday that police now know who he is. But because of medical privacy issues, Forde said, the man's name would not be disclosed. He said the man is 39. SOURCE

Walmart Madness #12! Cooking Meth In Custody

A shoplifting suspect just couldn't wait to get out of Walmart's security holding room and cook up some meth — so she allegedly set up her portable meth lab right then and there.

After the St. Louis-area store's loss prevention officers detained the woman, believing her to have been shoplifting, they left her in the room and went to call the police, local NBC affiliate NewsChannel 5 reported.

When the police showed up, they found a 20-ounce soda bottle in her purse that had been cooking meth while she was being held. 

"The sergeant on the scene who helped to dismantle it said it was currently cooking when [police] showed up and it had the potential to become flammable or blow up at any time," Lt. Mark Cox of the St. Louis County Police told NewsChannel 5.

The store was immediately evacuated, since meth labs can pose explosion hazards. A hazmat team cleaned up the holding room in the Mehlville, Mo., store, according to NewsChannel 5.

Many more meth-making ingredients were reportedly found in the suspect's car in the parking lot.


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Woman In Robbery Steals The Robbers Car

<--- Blanca,  the desperate car thief.









A Houston woman who was caught in the middle of a bank robbery said she was so scared, she ran and jumped into the nearest car she could find and took off.
But it just so happened, the car belonged to the suspects.
Blanca, a mother of four, said it happened while she was cashing a check at a Chase bank on I-10 east at Uvalde. All of a sudden, the masked, armed suspects stormed the building, and she split.
"I was just thinking, ‘Just get out now and just duck, ‘cause they are going to shoot you,’" Blanca said. "And it was just going through my mind – ‘my children, my children.’"
Blanca said she didn’t have much time to think, but she wasn’t staying around for whatever the suspects had planned.
"I went the other way like this and I just ran, and I kind of just ducked down and I pushed the first door and I threw a lady out of the way," she said. "The first car I saw, I jumped in."
She said the car was on, so she floored it, desperate to escape.
She said she drove a few miles from the bank, pulled into a parking lot, fell out of the car and ran into a Cricket store, screaming for help.
But what she didn’t know was, she’d just stolen the suspects’ getaway car – which police said the suspects had stolen from someone else.
"Then, they arrested me, and they said, ‘You’re the one that stole a stolen car.’ And I’m like, ‘Oh my God, it was their car,’" Blanca said.
The FBI eventually cleared Blanca and said she was just a witness.
The robbers ended up getting away, but police said they had to carjack someone to do it. Fortunately, that driver wasn’t hurt – and neither was Blanca.

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Woman Squeezes Testical Out Of Mans Scrotum

<--- The mad Squeezer!





JUNE 5--A North Carolina woman is facing a malicious castration charge after she allegedly squeezed the scrotum of a 59-year-old acquaintance so vigorously that one of the victim’s testicles was dislodged, according to police.
The victim told Shelby Police Department officers that he was attacked early Saturday morning by Joyce Maxine Gregory, with whom he had been arguing in his apartment. The man said that when he departed the residence to dial 911, he was confronted by the 35-year-old Gregory. According to cops, Gregory and the man had previously been in “some sort of a romantic relationship.”
As detailed in a wince-inducing police report, the victim told cops that Gregory “grabbed him by his scrotum” in a vise-like grip. While he was able to “jerk away from her grip,” the man freed himself after Gregory had succeeded in squeezing a testicle out of his scrotum.
Officer M. L. McPherson reported that the victim’s “scrotum had been split open,” adding that, “I was also able to observe one of the subject’s testicles protruding from the scrotum area.”
Following the attack, the man was able to walk to a nearby EMS station, where he was initially treated before being transported to the Cleveland Regional Medical Center. A urologist told police that the man’s scrotum injury “could be fixed with several stitches and that no serious long term damage had occurred.”
Pictured in the above mug shot, Gregory was subsequently arrested at the home where she had quarreled with the victim. Cops observed “blood on both the floor of the porch and on the siding of the residence.”
Along with malicious castration, Gregory was charged with assault causing serious bodily injury (both counts are felonies). Now locked up in the county jail in lieu of $20,000 bond, Gregory is scheduled for a June 18 court hearing.
While en route to jail, cops noted, Gregory--who appeared “highly intoxicated on some type of narcotic”--removed her pants and “urinated in the back seat of the patrol vehicle.” (3 pages)

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Caretaker Licks Monkey Anus For Over An Hour

Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!

50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.

As it is understood, this small Francois’ langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois’ Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois’ langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nation’s most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.

On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.

Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.

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Walmart Madness #11! Taking A Cab To Shoplift

Deputies say Lizette Marie Sepulveda stole a TV and plants Monday from Wal-Mart in Punta Gorda. The 29-year-old Port Charlotte woman reportedly arrived at the store in a taxi and had planned to use a taxi as her getaway car with the stolen items, according to a news release from the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office.

The store manager told deputes Sepulveda proceeded past all checkout registers to an awaiting taxi in the parking lot with her stolen goodies.
Sepulveda's plan was foiled when the manger approached the taxi and she then ran away. When deputies arrived, they found Sepulveda at a gas station. The manager positively identified Sepulveda as the one seen on surveillance video stealing the items valued at $455 and taking them to a taxi, the release states.
While being searched at the jail, deputies located a broken glass tube with wire mesh screen in Sepulveda's duffle bag that tested positive for opiates, according to the release.
She was charged with Grand Theft and Smuggling Contraband into a Correctional Facility.
Sepulveda is a convicted felon with 24 bookings and 34 records, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office.

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Dead Cat Turned Into Helicopter

                                                                               
It's a tribute to the cat Orville, that was named after the famous aviator Orville Wright. After the cat was killed by a car, and followed by a period of mourning, visual artist Bart Jansen transformed him into the Orvillecopter: Now he is finally flying with the birds. The greatest goal a cat could ever reach! For the cat lovers: it's a tanned hide, just like your shoes.

 Much more on this can be found HERE at Sky News

Truck Smashes Bar, Pins Patrons

 Amazing surveillance video has been released of a pickup truck crashing into a bar in Little Canada, Minn. Wednesday.

Six people were hurt when the vehicle, driven by an unidentified 51-year-old woman, swerved through traffic and crashed into the establishment, pinning patrons against the bar.

Authorities said medical reasons appear to have been a factor. Police said some injuries sustained in the crash were serious, but not life-threatening.

Man Puts On Sunscreen Then Catches On Fire

A Stow man says he was nearly killed after applying sunscreen. Standing in front of his barbecue grill, Brett Sigworth says it was only a second before his body was engulfed in flames. “I went into complete panic mode and screamed,” he says. “I’ve never experienced pain like that in my life.” He was at his lakefront home entertaining friends when he applied Banana Boat sport aerosol sunscreen. He says, “I sprayed on the spray-on sunscreen, and then rubbed it on for a few seconds. I walked over to my grill, took one of the holders to move some of the charcoal briquettes around and all of a sudden it went up my arm.” Brett says his body was on fire, “it went wherever the block went.” Ten days later, his skin is still healing. The worst of the burns are around his neck. Stow Man Catches Fire After Applying Sunscreen Pictures from the hospital burn unit show the extent of his second degree burns on his chest, ear and back, where you can see the lines where he sprayed the sunscreen. “There is no warning that says this product is flammable when applied to your skin or for a period of time when applied to skin,” he says. The warnings only read, “flammable, don’t use near heat, flame or while burning” but nothing about once it’s applied. “I think if people were told this is flammable for two minutes on your skin afterward, people wouldn’t use it,” he says. And that’s why he is speaking out to prevent this from happening again. Brett says, “I had no idea and it was so scary and I just wouldn’t want to see it happen to anyone else.” Brett says he was lucky his friends and girlfriend saved his life that day by putting out the flames. Doctors say if he was on fire for only a few more seconds he would have suffered third or fourth degree burns.

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