Walmart Madness #20! Shoplifter Poops On Floor

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A Chandler man is accused of defecating on the floor of a Walmart store Tuesday after trying to steal a beer bottle, Chandler police said.
Tomas Arenas, 56, was at Walmart near Pecos Road and Arizona Avenue in Chandler at about 5 p.m. when he grabbed a beer bottle and walked out of the store without paying, police said.
A loss-prevention officer stopped Arenas and brought him back inside. Arenas began yelling at the officer before pulling down his pants and defecating on the floor in front of many customers, police said.
Arenas was arrested on suspicion of defecating in public, indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, loitering and shoplifting, according to the court document.

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2012/06/21/20120621shoplifting-suspect-defecates-front-chandler-store-customers-abrk.html#ixzz1yomjsePT

10 Year Old Headbutts Teacher, Breaks Aides Knee

                                                            Where's My Money!

    

     The pupil became angry after teachers confiscated a coin he had been noisily scraping on a desk.

As staff tried to calm him in a corridor, he floored one woman teacher with a head-butt. She now suffers from headaches, tinnitus and blurred vision.

Kicking out, he broke a 53-year-old teaching assistant’s knee cap.

Despite surgery, she is unable to walk unaided. He later told police: “I’m sorry.”

The boy burst into tears as Bromley Youth Court in Kent was shown CCTV film of his rampage.

The pupil, who cannot be named for legal reasons, admitted unlawful wounding and causing actual bodily harm.

He was made subject to a 12-month referral order after District Judge Roger Ede told him it was “wrong to kick people”.

As they left court, his mother blamed the teachers for “causing the situation”.

She said: “He’s not a bad kid. He won’t be coming back to court.”

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Drunk Smashed Toungue, Spits Blood At Cops

<--- Wait,  not this Kelsey Smith...

<---  THIS Kelsey Smith!

A Central Florida man suspected of drunk driving smashed his face and spit blood at deputies after they used a stun gun on him, according to authorities.
Volusia County Sheriff's deputies said they eventually put a "spit hood" over 29-year-old Kelsey Smith. They said Smith even fought back while his mug shot was being taken after his Tuesday arrest.
According to reports, Smith stuck out his tongue as an official held his head still for the photo.
Deputies said Smith's eyes were bloodshot and glassy and his speech was slurred when they found him behind the wheel of his vehicle at an intersection in Deltona. He refused to budge when a deputy ordered him out of the vehicle. The deputy then used a stun gun on him.


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Eat Your Fill Of Bugs At Bugfest!

<--- (needs catchup)

The fifth annual Bug Festival will be held in Austin on Saturday at Zilker Park by the Rock Garden Picnic area near the pool. There will be a cooking demonstration featuring crickets, scorpions, worms and other bugs and insects.

"I'm very passionate about growing my own groceries," said Marjory Wildcraft, organizer of the event. "And being food reliant in my backyard -- and there are some minerals and especially the omega three fatty acids that are very difficult to get to grow --  through vegetables and animals and insects are high in these nutrients.
"So I thought I would learn how to eat insects," WIldcraft said.
The event kicks off at 5:30 p.m, Families are encouraged to bring  a potluck meal too as a party will regular food will close out the event. Kids are free and adults are only $5 per person.
BYOBB is encouraged. That's Bring Your Own Bugs and Bottles.
They're particularly looking for more wasp nests.
Don't forget to bring toothpicks.

Bring your crickets -- 'Bugfest' is here: woodtv.com

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Man Shoots Himself In Penis

A Southfield man is recovering after accidentally shooting himself in the penis as he adjusted his gun, according to police.
The 45-year-old heating and air-conditioning company employee was on a job in Birmingham on Tuesday when the incident took place, Birmingham Police Deputy Chief Mark Clemence said today. He was getting ready to work and was moving the .40-caliber Glock pistol in his pants when it discharged at 11:15 a.m.
"Through and through, if you can believe it," Clemence said. "The situation could have been a lot worse. You think about it -- your femoral artery runs down there. He could have shot it off. It could have been a lot worse. It’s a big bullet; you’re not talking a small bullet."
A coworker on the job on the 300 block of Wimbleton saw the accident and drove the man to Beaumont Hospital in Royal Oak. Clemence said today he did not know if the man has been released.
Although he had a permit to carry the gun, he may face charges of reckless discharge of a firearm, Clemence said. The city's prosecutor is expected to review the case, he added.

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Wife Attacks Husband For Having Copies Of The Onion

<--Now I want to start reading it again.  :)






The Shepherd Express and The Onion are iconic Wisconsin publications well known for their alternative views and humor.
However, when one man's wife found issues of those two papers in his trunk, it incited an incident that could very well be mistaken for a headline in The Onion.
A 56-year-old Menomonee Falls woman is facing charges after she allegedly attacked her husband for having copies of the Shepherd Express and The Onion in the trunk of his car.
Lynne M. Rasbornik was charged in Waukesha County Circuit Court Monday with one count of disorderly conduct domestic abuse. If convicted, she faces up to 90 days in jail and $1,000 in fines.
According to the criminal complaint:
On May 19, the victim’s car was parked in their driveway in the N5100 block of Dolphin Drive and Rasbornik was going through the trunk when she found copies of the newspapers. She came into the house and confronted her husband about the papers then attacking him.


The man said his wife considers the publications “pornography” and the issue has been around in their marriage before.
The victim was able to get Rasbornik to the ground, then he wanted to leave, so he let her go and went to get his son’s guitar that he was going to borrow. Rasbornik then grabbed a vase and tried to throw it at her husband, but he was able to grab her arms and stop her.
Rasbornik began to flail her arms and scream before running out of the house to the victim’s car and take his cell phone, a notebook with his driver’s license and credit card inside, a Starbucks gift card and his handicapped placard.
While talking with a police officer, Rasbornik said her husband had attacked her, but she kept scratching and poking herself to make injuries more apparent. The officer told her to stop, but once taken in for booking she continued to scratch and twist her arms to make it appear that she was injured.

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Teacher Stuffs Student Into File Cabinet - And More!

On Jan. 27, Flor Nelson got a phone call from her daughter's school principal. There had been an incident, she was told. Her 9-year-old daughter, who has autism and is non-verbal, had been put in a filing cabinet by her special education teacher.
"I said 'OK,' " Nelson told AOL Jobs. "I guess I didn't understand that literally she was putting her in a filing cabinet drawer and closing it."
The principal of Juan Seguin Elementary in Richmond, Texas couldn't tell her anything else, she said. The teacher had been suspended and was under investigation -- an investigation that revealed that the filing cabinet incident was one of many alleged filing cabinet incidents, and a whole lot more, reports the Houston Chronicle.
After the teacher, 47-year-old Julie Gosch, purportedly pulled out a clump of hair from one of her student's heads, two of her teaching aides decided to email school administrators, describing months of abuse.
Gosch had allegedly called the students "losers," "stupid," "retarded" and "a bitch." She would hit and kick them, and let them eat food from the bathroom floor. She would lift their pants and underwear, exposing the students in front of the class, to see if they had "gone to the bathroom," and steal the students' snacks. She instructed the aides in how to hit the children, and would hallucinate in front of the class under the influence of prescription medication, according to a lawsuit filed by Nelson and another mother, Juana Sapon (pictured above). The teaching aides say it was Sapon's 9-year-old autistic daughter who had her hair torn out by Gosch.


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Walmart Madness #19! Woman Stuck To Toilet

It's an unusual situation to say the least - a woman in a less than ideal predicament, literally stuck in a bathroom at a Walmart in Monticello.
In a small town like Monticello rumors spread pretty quickly. So when this incident happened last week at Walmart everybody was talking about it in no time. A woman apparently got herself stuck to a toilet for at least an hour. Officials say she went in to use the bathroom, and the seat was covered in super glue.
EMS had to pull the woman off the seat, and she was taken to the hospital to be checked out. Now officials say this may have been done on purpose.
Police say they are investigating this matter but they don't want to accuse anyone at this point. Walmart has no comment.

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Walmart Madness #18! Shoplifting To Die For

<--  Not a good idea Charlie Brown.




Police have released the name of the man shot and killed by police Tuesday outside a local Walmart.
Charles David Brown Jr. of Lincoln Park is the deceased.
Brown's fiancee, whose name has not been released, remains behind bars pending possible retail fraud charges, said Lt. Michael Graham.
Graham, who called the shooting justified, said there is a video they plan to get from Walmart that would show the chain of events surrounding the shooting. "The preliminary investigation indicates that the officers did follow policy and procedure to defend themselves. The officers acted within reason of a possible assault by a motor vehicle," said Graham, referring to allegations that Brown tried run over the officers.
Brown, a suspected shoplifter, was shot and killed by police Tuesday in the parking lot of a Walmart store.
According to a release from the Woodhaven Police Department, officers were called to the store in the 23800 block of Allen Road at about 7:45 p.m. after receiving a call about a man and woman leaving the store with stolen items.
When police arrived, they were confronted by a man in the parking lot who was wielding a screwdriver. The suspect, Brown, was ordered to drop the screwdriver, but instead jumped into a vehicle that later was shown to be stolen, police said.
Police say Brown "put the vehicle into reverse and attempted to run over an officer at which time he struck a patrol car," according to the release. "The suspect then put the vehicle in drive and attempted to run over another officer. At this time officers fired their weapons to end the assault."

From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20120620/METRO01/206200373#ixzz1yS78nVfW

Walmart Madness #17! Pretty Money Stolen

<-- No, not the Pretty Money group.




Walmart loss prevention officers believe the two women sought in connection with a June 9 theft at the Hamilton Mill Walmart are part of a group believed responsible for a series of similar crimes which have taken place along the Eastern seaboard from Virginia to Florida.
Gwinnett County Police were called to the Sardis Church Road store after a manager discovered $841 missing from one of the registers. Loss prevention officers reviewed video surveillance footage and noticed two women making a purchase at the register in question. The video showed one of the women reaching into the cash drawer and removing money on two separate occasions during the transaction. The woman would then return some of the money to the clerk while pocketing the rest.
The clerk was not available for questioning while police were at the scene, but the store manager said the clerk explained that one of the two women had “mentioned something about the bills being very pretty and she wanted to look at them because money was boring looking where she came from.” The clerk indicated both women had Eastern European accents. According to the manager, the clerk “did not think anything of the incident at first.”


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