Man Flees From Sex Crazed Woman!

A desperate German man reportedly called police for protection after his one-night-stand partner demanded too much sex.

The 43-year-old man said he met with his newfound lover in a bar in Munich on Monday night, The Province reported. After going back to the 47-year-old woman’s apartment the pair had sex several times, a police spokesman told the news website.

But when the woman demanded he sleep with her again, the exhausted man said no and attempted to leave her place in vain, police said.

“Because the 43-year-old saw no other alternative, he complied with the woman’s wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment,” the police spokesman said.

But the man’s partner again refused to let him leave and he fled to the balcony and called police.

If that wasn’t enough, the woman even tried to seduce the dispatched officers into bed when they arrived, but was unsuccessful, police said.

She is now facing possible charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint.

Zombie Hamster, Arise!

A BRITISH family is in shock after its pet hamster not only came back from the dead and clawed his way out of a 50cm grave.
Dave Eyley had buried the four-year-old hamster after he found him "cold and lifeless" in his cage in Wantage, southern England, over the Easter weekend, The Sun reported.
But the plucky rodent, called "Rhino," was spotted scampering around the garden by a neighbour the next day.
Mr Eyley, 49, thought it was a mistake but when he checked the spot where he had buried the hamster in a plastic tub he found a  five-centimetre hole where the pet dug his way out.
He said: "He had rigor mortis when I buried him - and now he's running about.

"He's a plucky little soul and seems unaffected by being dead and buried. We're stunned - but happy to have him back."
Read more about pet hamster coming back from the dead at The Sun.

Go here for more also: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/british-family-shocked-after-pet-hamster-comes-back-from-the-dead/story-e6frflri-1226326178931#ixzz1s1g0baod

Teacher Forces Girl To Urinate In A Bucket

A tenured teacher at a San Diego high school has been put on paid leave while the district investigates an allegation that she refused to allow a 14-year-old student to leave class to go to the toilet and instead told the girl to urinate in a bucket.
A claim filed by the student's attorney said the Feb. 22 actions of art teacher Gonja Wolf were meant "to humiliate and disgrace" the freshman at Patrick Henry High School.
The student was instructed to go to another room out of view of classmates, urinate in a bucket and then dump the urine in a sink, according to the claim.
After the incident, the student was teased by classmates as news of the event swept through the school, the complaint says. The student "no longer feels safe or comfortable" at the school.
The investigation will guide the administration in deciding what, if any, punishment should be meted out, a district official said Tuesday. The teachers' labor union has been notified of the complaint and investigation.
The claim, filed last week, lists damages in excess of $25,000 for psychological and medical treatment. Also requested is that the district pay for the student to attend a private school for the rest of her high school years.


SOURCE

Dummy Steals Judges Name-plate, Posts Photo To Facebook

Mulhall posted the photograph of himself holding the stolen nameplate, which was pried from the door of Broward Circuit Judge Michael Orlando courtroom on his girlfriend's Facebook account, according to arrest records.


Deputies picked Mulhall up on Thursday and booked him into Broward County's Main jail.

"The nameplate is like only $40, not that big of a crime, but what an idiot. He puts it on Facebook," said Broward County Sheriff Al Lamberti. "Here he is flaunting it on Facebook. He violated the terms of his parole by stealing, from a judge no less. He's got multiple convictions for petty theft, so now this is a felony."

Lamberti said deputies picked up Mulhall after verifying the suspect had been in judge Orlando courtroom. The judge's nameplate was pried from the door around Feb. 23, according to the arrest report. A tip to Broward Crime Stoppers led authorities to Mulhall.

"The tipster gave us his address, name and the Facebook page," Lamberti said.

"We got the nameplate back. It will be returned to the rightful owner."

SOURCE:
 http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/crime/fl-judge-stolen-nameplate-20120308,0,1332691.story

Drunk Driver With Sex Toy Up Butt Rear Ends Other Driver

<--- And gets on SDIN! :)

 A driver with a "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was jailed after investigators say he rear-ended another driver and had more than five times the legal limit of alcohol in his blood, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. What could be called the case of the soused driver with the sex toy in his hindquarters happened about 11:20 a.m. Feb. 24 as Martin County Sheriff's investigators went to a two-vehicle crash at U.S. 1 and Seabranch Boulevard in Hobe Sound. A deputy determined Kevin Brann, 41, had rear-ended another vehicle. Officials also determined Brann smelled strongly of alcohol. Brann's speech was slurred and mumbled, his eyes bloodshot and glassy. A deputy gave Brann, who'd urinated in his pants, field sobriety exercises before arresting him on a DUI with property damage charge. Brann "soiled himself" en route to the slammer. "The defendant had a sexual anus plug in his rectum, which he removed, or it fell out in the rear of my patrol car," an affidavit states. The length, girth and color of the "sexual anus plug in his rectum" was not listed in the affidavit. Also not specified was the make and model of the plug and an explanation of how it ended up in his bottom. At the jail, investigators measured Brann's blood alcohol content at 0.409 and 0.412 -- more than five times the legal limit of 0.08. Brann, of the 6800 block of Southeast Bunker Hill Drive in Hobe Sound, was arrested on a DUI with property damage charge.

Read the arrest report at the source HERE

Dozens Of Iraqi Teens Stoned To Death For Being Emo

By Al Arabiya

Iraqi activists sounded the bell over the killing of dozens of teenagers by religious police for having “emo” haircuts.

Activists told the Cairo-based al-Akhbar daily that at least 90 Iraqi teenagers with “emo” appearances have been stoned to death by the Moral Police in the country in the past month. The violent crackdown against “emo” Iraqi teenagers came after the Iraqi interior ministry declared them as “devil worshippers.”

“The ‘Emo phenomenon’ or devil worshiping is being probed by the Moral Police who have the approval to eliminate it as soon as possible since it’s detrimentally affecting the society and becoming a danger,” according to a statement by the interior ministry.

“They wear strange, tight clothes that have pictures on them such as skulls and use stationery that are shaped as skulls. They also wear rings on their noses and tongues, and do other strange activities,” the statement added.

The statement said that Iraq’s Moral Police was granted approval by the Ministry of Education to enter Baghdad schools and pinpoint students with Western appearances.

The activists told the newspaper that a group of armed men dressed in civilian clothing led the teenagers to secluded areas a few days ago, stoned them to death, and then disposed their bodies in garbage dumpsters across the capital, Baghdad.

“First they throw concrete blocks at the boy’s arms, then at his legs, then the final blow is to his head, and if he is not dead by then, they start all over again,” one person who managed to escape told the daily.
The exact death toll remains unclear, but Hana al-Bayaty of Brussels Tribunal, an NGO dealing with Iraqi issues, said the current figure ranges “between 90 and 100.”

Activists said that leaflets were distributed in Baghdad warning teenagers from donning the “emo” style, and in some regions, teenage homosexuals were killed by battering their heads also by concrete blocks.


Get more Arabian news at the SOURCE

Drunken Amish Buggy Party Leads To Crash With Police Car, Several Buggies Flee The Scene

Authorities in western New York say they've charged four young Amish adults with illegal possession of alcohol after their buggy collided with a police car responding to a report of a drinking party under way.

The Chautauqua County Sheriff's Office tells media outlets that the crash occurred around 7:15 Sunday in the rural town of Sherman, near the Pennsylvania border in New York's southwest corner.

Officials say deputies were responding to reports that people were drinking in several Amish buggies on a country road.

As a patrol car arrived on the scene, one of the Amish buggies changed lanes, colliding with the police vehicle. The buggy flipped onto its side, causing minor injuries to one of the people on board.

Police say several other buggies fled the scene.

SOURCE

7 Year Old Girl Kidnapped And Sacrificed For Good Harvest

According to authorities, 7-year-old Lalita Tati was kidnapped by two farmers while walking home from a friend’s house.
Senior police officer Rajendra Narayan Das, who works in the Bijapur district of Chhattisgarh state, stated that the men confessed to cutting her open and using her liver as a sacrifice for a better harvest.
Her remains were found a week later, and the two men could face the death penalty or life in prison if convicted.
Human sacrifice is rare in Indian, but the two men, who described themselves as “tribals,” are associated with the indigenous people of the area. They are incredibly poor and live in squalor, and thus they might have felt that sacrifice was their only option.
Or they’re just crazy. Either one.
(Link)

Smoking Kids Burn Down Medieval Castle

Children playing with matches has led to a fire gutting one of Slovakia’s most important medieval castles on Saturday. Krasna Horka, which was built in the 14th century, has suffered extensive damage, with the castle’s roof, the exposition in the Gothic palace and the bell tower were completely destroyed. The heat from the flames even melted down three bells from the bell tower.


 Jana Mesarova, a police spokeswoman, said “A unit sent to the site found that two local boys aged 11 and 12 were trying to light up a cigarette and because of careless use of safety matches, they set grass at the castle hill on fire.”




 Although [initially] there were fears that much of the castle’s collection of artefacts were also destroyed in the fire, it seems that only the upper parts of the castle were damaged in the fire. Daniel Lipšic, Slovakia’s Interior Minister, has announced that “the vast majority of exhibits remained undamaged.”

Read more HERE

Homemade Cannon Kills Wife In (Drunken) Accident

<--- Hey, maybe drunk industrial Rednecks should avoid gunpowder.

Sorry.









A woman died Tuesday after a homemade cannon blew a projectile into a mobile home in a remote San Diego County community.
Two men, including the woman's husband, were tinkering with the cannon outside the home when it went off and sent a projectile into the home, said Capt. Mike Mohler of the California Department of Forestry and Fire Protection.
It was not immediately clear whether the projectile or the cannon blast killed the 33-year-old woman, he said.
The woman was pronounced dead about 12:15 a.m. at her home at the Twin Lakes Resorts mobile home park in Potrero, a community of about 700 people near the Mexican border.
Her name was not immediately released.
One of the men was injured and taken to a hospital. Mohler did not immediately know his condition or the extent of his injuries.
Mohler said he could not confirm reports that the men had been drinking.

 Information from: U-T San Diego, http://www.utsandiego.com.