They really wanted some chocolate chimp cookies I bet. :)
"The gorillas at Calgary Zoo are in the news again after escaping from
their enclosure and making a break for the keeper kitchen next door.
It
marks the second time this year that the zoo's western lowland gorillas
have made a break for the kitchen, after a similar escape in March when
they reportedly went ape in search of the fruits, grains and treats
stored in the facility."
Thursday, October 3, 2013
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Man Tries To Escape Police In A Paddle Boat
"They call me Pond. James Pond."
They spotted Rood and his father, Mark Rood Sr., 52, standing in the driveway of a home in the 3800 block of Athens at 10:07 a.m. Friday, near West Walton and Sashabaw Road.
But when officers tried to arrest the younger Rood, his father blocked them while Rood took off toward Lake Oakland.
Officers chased him to the lake, where he jumped into a neighbor’s paddle boat and headed out toward open water. But the paddle boat capsized, dumping Rood into the lake."
SOURCE AND MORE
Drunk Driver Smashes Into Drunk Driving Display Car
I don't think the driver got the message
"The driver, a 37-year-old Harrison man, was traveling south on Orchard
Lake Road at around 5 a.m., when his vehicle crossed traffic lanes, hit a
sign, a utility pole and the wrecked car.
After the vehicle landed in the high school parking lot, Diamond said, the driver and passenger, a 27-year-old Farwell woman, ran away. She was taken into custody within an hour, but the driver eluded police for several hours before he was captured at around 1 p.m."
After the vehicle landed in the high school parking lot, Diamond said, the driver and passenger, a 27-year-old Farwell woman, ran away. She was taken into custody within an hour, but the driver eluded police for several hours before he was captured at around 1 p.m."
Walmart Madness #104! Man Masturbating While Following Girls Around Gets Child Porn Charges Also
nvestigators found more than 10 images of child pornography on Gregg Craft's cellphone after his Sept. 21 arrest at the Walmart at 3250 Vineland Road in Kissimmee, Twis Lizasuain, a spokeswoman for the Osceola County Sheriff's Office, said Tuesday.
Deputies said a store security worker saw Craft touching himself and following girls around at store.
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Man Rides Swimming Moose. Canada Eh?
To be fair, theodore roosevelt was also fond of riding swimming moose.
"Dryden District conservation officers responded to public complaints on
July 29 of people harassing a moose with their boat in Outlet Bay on
Eagle Lake west of the city. Several witnesses provided evidence to the
officers, including a video showing a boat circling a swimming moose.
After circling the moose, the boat went to shore and returned shortly after with three other adult passengers. The boat repeatedly drove in tight circles around the moose, preventing it from going to shore.
One of the men even jumped out of the boat and onto the back of the moose, court was told."
Monday, September 30, 2013
Rapist Gets The Cooking Pot Treatment
Frank 'Lumpy' Harrison
"Police
responded at about 5:30 a.m. Sunday to the Extended Stay America Hotel
at 1910 Andover St. for reports of a male covered with blood and cuts on his head.
Harrison had allegedly approached the woman in her hotel room with a
knife and attempted to rape her, police said. Harrison would not allow
the woman to leave her room, but the woman was able to fight him off
with the cooking pot, police said.- See more at: http://www.boston.com/metrodesk/2013/09/30/woman-fends-off-alleged-rapist-with-cooking-pot-tewksbury-hotel/hcu4k79dAlCskEwKXhUzBJ/story.html#sthash.QFXakPij.dpuf
A Couple Make Love On Train Tracks. Guess What Happens?
The couple was reported to have left a friend's home in the very early hours on Saturday. They were believed to have been drinking and were probably still intoxicated as they strolled home.
The 41-year-old man who survived the ordeal said that he and his girlfriend were so overcome with their passion for each other that they had to stop to express their love, on the train tracks. This all took place somewhere in Zaporizhzhya, a city in southeastern Ukraine, situated on the banks of the Dnieper River.
Now this act was very spontaneous and romantic, what with the buzz, the cool air of early morning, the warm light of dawn peeking through the dark, night sky. But in the end, it was not a wise move, as a switcher locomotive was destined to cross this same stretch of track at exactly the same time. The train ran them right over the couple whilst they were in the throes of lust, killing the woman in her lover's arms while simultaneously tearing off both of his legs.
The 41-year-old man who survived the ordeal said that he and his girlfriend were so overcome with their passion for each other that they had to stop to express their love, on the train tracks. This all took place somewhere in Zaporizhzhya, a city in southeastern Ukraine, situated on the banks of the Dnieper River.
Now this act was very spontaneous and romantic, what with the buzz, the cool air of early morning, the warm light of dawn peeking through the dark, night sky. But in the end, it was not a wise move, as a switcher locomotive was destined to cross this same stretch of track at exactly the same time. The train ran them right over the couple whilst they were in the throes of lust, killing the woman in her lover's arms while simultaneously tearing off both of his legs.
Saturday, September 28, 2013
Walmart Madness #103! Cross Dressing Old Man Tries To Steal Purse
He had more than $800 in his wallet but Manuel Rodriguez, 80, was caught trying to steal items and stuff them into a purse that had also been pilfered from a store shelf, according to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report.
The guard followed Rodriguez as he entered the frozen-food department, grabbed an item and walked to the check-out line to pay for it.
The guard cut off his getaway and detained Rodriguez until sheriff's deputies arrived."
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School Accountant Steals 3 Million Dollars Over 7 Years By Stuffing It In Her Bra
"Police in Rialto, Calif., allege that Judith Oakes, 48, spent the past seven years embezzling as much as $3 million in student lunch money from the school district, and say they have video of the woman stuffing cash into bra before leaving work.
“Obviously she had access to large sums of money and she was able to possess those large sums of money and get them out of the building,” Rialto police Capt. Randy De Anda told CBS-LA News.
The Caturday Report! Meet Zoe The Moustache Cat
Follow Zoe on Facebook! Zoe-the-Moustache-Cat
Not
long ago, the Humble Unicorn Guild (HUG) examined the world and noticed
that something was missing. Since necessity is the mother of invention,
HUG decided to create a lady cat with a moustache whose unconventional
beauty, wit and charm would delight the world.
Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?
"Be happy and smile with your entire moustache!"
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