Obese Man Told To Buy Two Airline Seats And Does. They Give Him Seats In Row 19 And Row 17

Only a chainsaw could solve the problem

"‘When I got to the airport I had to explain to all the staff why I had two tickets,’ he said yesterday. 

‘They didn’t have a clue. When I finally got on the plane one was an aisle seat and the other was by the window – in a three-seat row. 

'On the way back from Ireland one seat was in row 17 and the other in row 19.’ 

Mr Price, of Brynithel near Newport, South Wales, said the incident was one of many everyday difficulties he has faced since he began struggling with his weight."

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Man Peeing On The Road Gets Choked, Then His Car And Dog Stolen By Enraged Onlooker

Next time use a Gatorade bottle

"A man said after he stopped to relieve himself in the middle of Calhoun Avenue, an enraged man choked him and then stole his car with his dog in it.

Ronald Reynolds, who is deaf and cannot read, said he stopped in the 4000 block of Calhoun "to go to the restroom (number one)."

He said he "was using the restroom" in the street when it apparently upset a man who spotted him doing it. He said the man put his hands around his neck and began strangling him so he could hardly breathe.

He said the man then got in his 2004 Honda Accord and drove off (since he had left the keys in the ignition with the engine running).

A passenger in the vehicle was the owner's 13-year-old dog.

A witness, who declined to give his name, said the suspect might be "Frank."

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Walmart Madness #105! SUV Plays Pinball In Walmart Parking Lot - No Word If He Got The 10,000 Point Bonus

Ping Ping Pew Ping!

"One adult and two children suffered serious injuries Saturday night in a car crash involving multiple objects in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

Metro Police responded to the crash about 9:05 p.m. at a Wal-Mart in the 7200 block of Arroyo Crossings, near Rainbow Boulevard. A Nissan Pathfinder driven by Getnet Tefera, 29, with 4- and 2-year-old passengers, was traveling north through the Wal-Mart parking lot when it struck a planter box and stop sign, Metro officials said.

The car then ricocheted into a tree, a shopping cart corral and a column in front of Wal-Mart before it came to a rest, Metro said. The driver and two passengers were taken to University Medical Center in serious condition."

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WAAAABGH!! Oh. It-t-t-t's Ju-just A Cat. Wheelchair Cat Must Be Leashed, And Snoopybabe - Teh Newest Cutest Internet Cat Sensation. The Caturday Report Is Here!

I'll start out with the supercut of "It's Just A Cat."  Great stuff,  and I find it amazing how often this TV trope has been used:

A wheelchair-using cat must be leashed, ticketed woman learns:

 

A Florida woman has been ticketed for failing to use a leash when walking her disabled cat, who uses a wheelchair.

Yvonne Steel of Melbourne bought a two-wheeled device for her cat, Pooh Bear, because he can’t use his back legs, WESH reports. She received $230 in tickets on Tuesday for failing to leash her cat and her Chihuahua, and for a rabies shot violation, the story says.

“That was my very first knowledge that cats could not be allowed off the leash,” Steel told the broadcast station. “I wouldn't even know where to put the leash, to be quite honest."

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China's absurdly fluffy Snoopybabe takes the web by storm:

 

 The internet's favorite felines have a new challenger to the title of cutest cat.

Snoopy, an exotic short-hair cat, is already a huge hit in his native China and this year has taken the rest of the world by storm.

He already has more than 275,000 followers on Weibo - China's version of Twitter - and a further 190,000 on Instagram. 

Here is a short video featuring Snoopybabe:

Reporter Eats Cat Vomit On Air (Video Included)

On Wednesday morning, Scot Haney, weatherman for Hartford’s CBS affiliate WFSB, scooped up a handful of food-like crumbs from the studio floor and immediately ate it on-the-air. What possessed him to do that in the first place? Well, he thought they were leftover Grape Nuts.

After several seconds of munching, he realizes the food smells like “dog poop” and doesn’t taste so good.
Cut to a later on-air report, where Haney half-giddily/half-horrifiedly told the viewers that he actually ate his own cat’s vomit off the bottom of his shoe.

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Groom Accidentally Abandons Bride At Gas Station. No Word If He Survived.

A German couple's marriage got off to a rocky start when the groom forgot his bride at a highway gas station on the way home from their honeymoon, only noticing she was missing after hours had passed.

Police said Friday the couple was heading home to Berlin from France when the man pulled over near the central town of Bad Hersfeld late Thursday to fill up their van.

The woman had been sleeping in the back but got up — unbeknownst to the man — to use the toilets and he drove off before she returned.

Only after 2 ½ hours on the road did he notice she was gone and called police, who said she was patiently waiting.




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Gort Evans Is Just A Misunderstood Stalker, He Says

"People need to accept me for who I am!"

Evans, a mechanic, recorded the video on Montara Mountain and posted it to LiveLeak.com on September 22. Titled 'I made a "Friend" on the Mountain... Wait for it...', the video runs 59 seconds and shows the lone hiker in the distance. The camera used was apparently handheld and after the woman is plainly seen, Evans turns the camera around until we see him wearing a black, knitted ski mask, flashing a toothy, devious grin.

Not long after, the video was shared extensively on social media. Though intended as a joke, many viewers found the content disturbing and reported it to the police.

iSpy Spies The Laziest Postal Worker Ever

http://www.ispyconnect.com: free open source surveillance software: I simply have no words. The package was not heavy in anyway, and yet this woman made the decision to do this:

Protip! Don't Use A Torch To Open A Locked Box Of Fireworks

Two New Hampshire men were killed in an explosion after allegedly trying to steal fireworks. According to police, the victims, both 21, were using a blow torch to break into a metal container that had fireworks inside.

Lucas Burke of Allenstown and Ethan Keeler of Epsom were killed in the blast, set off by the blow torch. A neighbor reported the explosion, at 67 Farrington Corner Road, around 1:30 Tuesday morning. New Hampshire State Fire Marshal J. William Degnan says the investigation is still ongoing.

The two men did not have permission to be on the property.



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Dog Just Rescued From Death Saves Little Boy From Death

When watching Peyton Anderson play with his dog, it's clear the two have a special bond -- but Smith didn't know how special that bond was until last week when the pooch alerted her that the 4-year-old was not well in the middle of the night.

"He just seemed kind of weird," Smith recalled. "He wasn't really coherent -- deliriously tired."

Although the 10-month-old pit bull rescue had only been in her home for a few days, TaterTot quickly sensed something was wrong and began licking and jumping on the boy when he wouldn't wake up.

"He kept on whining and barking and running between the two of us," she told FOX 9 News. "I checked on him, and he was barely breathing."

After rushing her son to the emergency room, doctors ran a battery of tests to discover the boy's blood sugar was dangerously low.

"If his blood sugar was that low, he may have been producing ketones," explained Isis Sanchez, of Blue Pearl Veterinary Clinic. "That may have been what the dog picked up on."

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