Man Screws Pitbull In Front Yard While Neighbors Plead For Him To stop

Cue the dueling banjos...

"A Florida man is behind bars for allegedly having sex with a pit bull in his yard as shocked neighbors pleaded with him to stop.

Tampa police were called to the house of Bernard Marsonek Tuesday afternoon after the 57-year-old was reportedly witnessed performing the sick act in broad daylight.

When officers arrived on scene, they were greeted by a small crowd of residents who were disturbed by their neighbor's activity with the dog," police told Fox13

"Several of the witnesses stated that they yelled at the suspect to stop, but he ignored their commands."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-man-arrested-sex-pit-bull-yard-report-article-1.1712069#ixzz2vDo0dm2W

Man Wearing Armored Underwear Tries To Cut Open ATM Machine With A Torch

I wonder if it was the glitzy kind?

"A man arrested for trying to rob an ATM using a blowtorch was discovered to be wearing homemade armored underwear. 

Mark Fischer, 32, was arrested by Portland, Oregon, police after he apparently tried to cut open the cash machine with an acetylene torch. He attempted to hold off the officers with pepper spray, but they chased him down and apprehended him in a parking lot. 

Along with the pepper spray and the torch, Fischer was also equipped with a knife, a stun gun, two ballistic vests, and those magic underpants. The AP reports he had sewn ballistic panels into "undergarments covering his arms, legs, back and crotch."

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Pigeon With Lit Cigarette Starts House Fire

 

A pigeon carrying a lit cigarette to its nest has been blamed for starting a fire in a building in south London.

 

Pigeons had often been seen flying into a hole in the roof.

 "Smoke billowed from the roof of a three-storey building as the flames took hold above a row of shops.
Some 21 firefighters were called out to tackle the blaze, sparked after the bird dropped the butt in its loft nest.

They took more than two hours to quell the fire, with the investigation team initially confused as to its source.
London Fire Brigade officer Matt Cullen said: ‘When we got up into the roof, we were baffled as there were no obvious ignition sources.

‘We looked everywhere, but the smoking gun was found when we discovered a partially burnt bird’s nest. We believe that one of the birds picked up a cigarette butt that was still smouldering and dropped it into the nest, causing it to catch fire and set the roof alight."

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This behavior is nothing new,  and probably to blame for other mysterious fires as well.  Birds have been known to use cigarette buts to line their nest because they repel pests!:  

http://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/358/20121206/birds-use-cigarette-butts-ward-pests.htm

Woman Beats Her Mom Up With A Vibrator

A New Mexico woman allegedly bashed her mother in the head with a vibrator during a confrontation late Sunday night that left the older woman bleeding profusely, police report.

Sheryl Claffy, 60, called cops to report that her daughter Cara, 35, “struck her on the head with a vibrator” and was attempting to flee from the Albuquerque home they share.

The elder Claffy, bleeding from a head wound, pointed to a Ford truck and told cops her daughter was inside the vehicle.

While the car was only occupied by a male driver, an officer reported, “I did notice an electric vibrator on the passenger side floor of the vehicle,” according to a criminal complaint which does not further describe the vibrator.



Read the criminal complaint and the rest of the story over at THE SMOKING GUN

Doggie Stranded 4 Miles Offshore On Ice Gets Rescued

"I'm not your buddy,  pal!"

"Crew members from the local U.S. Coast Guard Cutter Bristol Bay found the dog stranded atop the ice and were able to safely hoist it onto the ship. The dog was found about 4 miles off the coast.

Once on board the ship, the dog was provided with food and first aid.

A Rejoyceful Animal Rescue assisted in transferring the dog to a vet's office for care.

The rescue group says the dog suffered from frostbite, was undernourished, dehydrated and had a pre-existing flea issue.

 The Coast Guard Cutter Bristol Bay is a 140-foot ice-breaking tug based in Detroit."

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Man Raids Restaurant, Nearly Dies From Quickly Gobbling Down Stolen Pork

"A man had a close call after he entered a restaurant Monday night, began filling his mouth with cooked pork and choked, police said.

The 51-year-old man walked into the Carniceria el Guero at 524 W. 21st St. shortly after 8 p.m. and just started stuffing “handfuls of pork” into his mouth, Capt. Doug Nolte said. That’s just east of Arkansas northwest of downtown Wichita.

The man soon began to choke, Nolte said, and he required medical attention. He was taken to Via Christi Hospital St. Francis for treatment.

Nolte said he did not know whether the man is homeless. Authorities are not sure why he simply walked into the restaurant and began eating the pork."

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Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2014/03/04/3324621/man-nearly-chokes-to-death-after.html#storylink=cpy

Walmart Madness #123! Man Yells Profanities At Self Check Out Machine, Then Loses Tooth In A Fight

"Damn new-fangled gadgets!"

"Frustrated that he could not complete his transaction, a man began cussing out the machine in a self-checkout line at the Wal-Mart on West Kellogg on Monday afternoon, police said.

That didn’t sit well with another customer, Capt. Doug Nolte said. The 35-year-old Hispanic male confronted the angry customer at about 2:30 p.m. in the store at 6110 W. Kellogg.

The dispute continued as the men left the store, Nolte said. A third man joined the argument and eventually punched the man who had cursed.

The punch knocked out a tooth of the 36-year-old man, who was white and “was throwing out some racial slurs after the fight started,” Nolte said.

That language “heightened the confrontation,” he said. The man who threw the punch was a 40-year-old black man not in the store at the time the incident began.

The puncher and the man who confronted the angry customer both left the scene before officers arrived, Nolte said. There were several witnesses, he added."

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Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2014/03/04/3324687/wal-mart-customer-angry-with-self.html#storylink=cpy

Step 1: Put A Red Light Ticket Camera By Hospital's Emergency Entrance. Step 2: Profit!

"Jacob Alcahe was worried he was having a heart attack, so he rushed himself to University Hospital in Tamarac.

"I really couldn't breathe, I was sweating, just a lot of things going on," said Alcahe.

A few weeks later, Alcahe said he experienced similar symptoms when he received a $158 ticket in the mail. It appears the camera on University Drive at Northwest 72nd Street captured him running the red light at the entrance to the hospital.

"I was just kind of scared and I wanted to get to the hospital as soon as possible," said Alcahe.
To make matters worse, the city's magistrate refused to dismiss the ticket even after he showed them his discharge papers from the hospital.

 "I went to the hearing and they just told me it wasn't a good enough excuse," Alcahe said.

Fort Lauderdale ticket attorney Ted Hollander, of The Ticket Clinic, believes the city put the camera there specifically to nab drivers so desperate for medical help, they'd run a red light."

Read all about the kickback scheme HERE

Mans Penis Stolen, Thief Attempts To Sell The Severed Organ To A Woman

Another missing penis story,  all to common throughout my three years of doing this blog,  alarmingly. :(

Police in the central Lakeshore District of Salima on Tuesday responded to a report of a man lying bleeding and unconscious next to railway tracks.

When the man was admitted to hospital, doctors were shocked to discover his penis was missing, local media reported.

Salima police chief Foster Mangani said hours later, police were called to a local motel where the owner reported a guest had tried to sell her a penis for US$360.

"We rushed to the lodge and arrested the suspect. We also recovered the private parts," Mangani was quoted as saying by the Nyasa Times newspaper. Police have named the suspect as Samuel Banda, whose picture was published in the newspaper along with what looked like a severed penis wrapped in white paper.

Police said Banda had admitted selling "many body parts to well known business personalities". Many locals believe human parts can bring riches, and unscrupulous businessmen and witchdoctors pay thousands of kwachas to poor locals to kill people and mutilate their bodies.

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The Gigantic Stolen Mango Has Been Turned Into A Meth Lab!

(King Kong no longer wanted for questioning)

The ten-tonne, three-storey high mango was located yesterday morning in the bushes behind the Bowen Tourist Information Centre – from where it disappeared early yesterday morning. The disappearance was supposedly a prank by fast food chain Nandos, but things took a more sinister turn as a makeshift meth-lab and $50,000 of pre-cursor chemicals were found inside the mango’s access hatch at the base.

Two suspects from Flagstaff Hill apparently involved in the mango turned meth lab have been taken in for questioning.

- See more at: http://www.epicinter.net/makeshift-meth-mango-lab-found-inside-bowens-giant-3-storey-high-mango-following-theft/#sthash.lKoaBhvd.dpuf