Saturday, May 25, 2013

Man Has Sex With Hornet's Nest, Dies From Stings

"Hasse" which was known in Ystad tavern circles, had a total of 146 wasp sting on the body including 54 on his genitals and scrotum. He was so bloated that a neighbor thought it was a whale carcasses lying on the lawn.

After the autopsy of the body as well asa technical investigation at the scene, the police have come to the shocking conclusion that the "Hasse" tried to engage in intercourse with a wasp nest. They found remnants of semen on some of the dead wasps. They even found a couple of "Hasse" pubic hair in the entrance of the nest and fingerprints of both hands.

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