Man Gets 11 Months In Jail For Having Sex With Pool Float

"Oh baby!"

"A Hamilton man with several prior public indecency convictions was sentenced Tuesday for having sex with a rubber pool float last summer.

Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, was indicted in July on one count of public indecency and pleaded guilty in September.

According to an arrest report, Tobergta was arrested on June 15 after stepping out his back door, naked, and having sexual relations with a rubber pool float. The incident occurred in front of several children during the daylight hours."

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Man Mistakes Liquid Methamphetamine For Health Drink, Dies After Drinking It

"A man has died after drinking a massive overdose of liquid crystal meth after mistaking it for a health drink.

Romano Dias, 55, had been given a bottle of what appeared to be a fruit-based drink by his daughter Katee, who had found it in a package delivered to her home.
After downing about half a glass of the liquid he immediately began to feel ill and died shortly afterwards.

Mr Dias’s partner Debra Dulson said in a statement that he had opened the bottle and found a cork under the cap.


She said he took a mouthful of the drink and had said that it tasted 'awful' before complaining that his throat was burning.

 

He then said: 'I am in trouble here. I am dying, I am dead.'

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Mom Arrested For Letting Her Kids Play Outside

“So, we were outside. I took my lawn chair and put it on the sidewalk where I always sit and watch them outside when they’re playing. They were out maybe an hour and a half, two hours and got tired. We came inside, started getting their pajamas on them and getting ready for the end of our day, and about 30 minutes after that I looked out my window and see a La Porte police officer at the end of my driveway.”

Man Cuts Off Own Penis Because He Had No Use For It

Damn dude. :(

"A Chinese man frustrated at being single cut off his own penis then, in agony, decided to cycle to a hospital for treatment.

When he arrived doctors told him they couldn't help save his manhood and ordered him to cycle back home to get the penis before he could be treated.

When Yang Hu, 26, eventually arrived back at the hospital with the severed member, doctors told him that it had been without blood for too long, and it was impossible to reattach it."

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The Caturday Report! Deer And Cat Love Each Other

How about a nice photo post of some inter-species loving for this Caturday?

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The "In A Jam" Sandwich Becomes Popular In The UK Because Everyone Is Broke

Funny factoid:  The Google search for "in a jam sandwich" came up void for suitable web links and images.  Well,  an in a jam sandwich is when you literally take two pieces of bread,  jam them together,  then eat it:

 Arghink.com

At least they still have electricity to toast things over there:

"The RSC's Dr John Emsley said: "You simply put a piece of dry toast between two slices of bread and butter, with salt and pepper to taste. I've tried it and it's surprisingly nice to eat and quite filling.

"I would emphasise that toast sandwiches are also good at saving you calories as well as money, provided you only have one toast sandwich for lunch and nothing else."

The toast sandwich provides about 330 calories, and consumers could opt for the healthier alternative of margarine instead of butter - an ingredient not available to Mrs Beeton because she was writing her book before it was invented.

"Of course, when we finally emerge from these dark days we will seek something more celebratory from Mrs Beeton's pantheon of rich recipes to welcome back the good times," Dr Emsley added."

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Sex Crime Detective Pleads Guilty For Sex Crime

"A San Jose police detective who investigated sex crimes is facing at least six months in jail after pleading guilty to a charge that he exchanged explicit photographs with a teenage girl.

The San Jose Mercury News reports (http://bit.ly/1auItSa ) that as a condition of the plea he entered Thursday, 34-year-old Tony Fregger also agreed to resign from the police department where he had worked for eight years.

The newspaper says authorities who seized Fregger's computer earlier this year found evidence he had solicited and received racy photos from a girl who told him she was 17 years old, but was really 16.
Either way, Deputy District Attorney David Ezgar says the detective knew "better than anyone" that his actions were illegal while the girl was a minor."




Actually,  this seems to be the norm.  People who are attracted to children seem to go into career paths that intersect youth;  Boy Scout leader,  coach,  priest,  just to name a few.

Man Calls 911 Because His Cat Was Not Allowed In Strip Club

"They always let him in there before!"

Some people just really love their cats. On Tuesday, Everett Lages took his cat love to a new level when he brought his cat to Emerald City strip club in Murdock, FL. Lages was arrested for repeatedly calling 911 after the owner prohibited him from entering the strip club with his cat, according to a Charlotte County Sheriff’s press release.

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Woman Tried To Wear Cheeseburger As Sandal After Having Sex At Waffle House

"A couple was arrested Sunday (Nov. 3) in connection to having sex while drunk in the Waffle House parking lot in Loganville.

According to the Loganville Police report, an officer saw the woman and male engaging in the sexual act in the backseat of a Dodge truck at the 4752 Atlanta Highway establishment around 1:30 a.m. The car smelled strongly of alcohol.

The officer told the couple to get dressed and show him their licenses. While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger's seat. The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says.

But when the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal."

Read the rest HERE,  it's gripping.

Cop That Pepper Sprayed Peaceful Students Gets $38,000 Dollars Because It Caused Him Stress

I know a really good place where he can deposit that money:

Assaulting peaceful protesters with pepper spray can be awfully stressful, and John Pike certainly knows it better than most. Now a judge has awarded $38,000 to the former University of California cop filmed discharging his weapon on Occupy demonstrators.

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