Pegnant Woman Hits Belly With Hammer To Prove How Hard Her Unborn Baby Is

"A video of a heavily pregnant woman hitting her swollen belly with a hammer has appeared online.
The five-second video was shot on a smartphone in October 2012 and is the product of 24-year-old Heather Thorpe and her then-boyfriend Sean Hanlon, 26, both from the West Midlands in the UK. It shows Thorpe striking herself twice, apparently to demonstrate the toughness of her unborn son.

"My baby's hard as anything -- just watch this," Thorpe reportedly told Hanlon at the time, just weeks before the child was born."

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Burglar Burglarizes Burglar

"It seems inconceivable, but when a man was caught for burglary by police and confessed, he took them to his dormitory only to find another burglar allegedly stealing from him.

It happened last Tuesday in Langfang, Hebei. Police caught a hardened burglar that night as he carried tools to commit an offense.

When the police questioned him, the burglar, surnamed Zhang, confessed. Zhang then took police to search out the stolen things he had stored in his dorm.

Upon arriving, they met a strange man moving Zhang’s valuables out of his dorm. Police then took Zhang’s alleged burglar into custody."

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Released Wedding Doves Captured And Eaten By Hungry Locals

Coo Coo Catch You!

"On November 13 on the south shore of Swan Lake in the city of Hefei, Anhui province, several couples were getting ready to take the plunge into marital bliss. In order to make wedding pictures stand out from the ordinary, the couples had purchased nearly a hundred white doves to be released live during the picture taking.

But as fast as the flash was, some unscrupulous Hefei residents were even faster. As soon as the doves were released, they were immediately snatched up by city residents until all that remained were a few birds. When asked why he would do such a thing at an occasion for love and harmony, one city resident explained, “This is an edible dove; it can be eaten."

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Man Has No Toilet Paper So Calls Police For Help

“I am in the male public bathroom located next to the Oude supermarket in Buzheng Village in Gulin County; the toilet paper is missing in here, and I need the assistance of the police sub-station to send more toilet paper!” These words were reported to the police sub-station in Yingzhou District in the city of Ningbo at 8:23 on the morning of October 29.

Upon receiving the report, the Gulin police sub-station arranged to dispatch officers to the scene. After 20 minutes officers had still not managed to locate the toilet in question, but as there was no further communication from the caller, police thought he had gotten help from someone else. And so it was with surprise that at 8:45 the police sub-station again received a call from this man. This time the man complained, “Why hasn’t the toilet paper been sent over already? My legs are falling asleep!”

No square was to be spared for him.  Read the rest HERE

Two Corrupt Bankers Sentanced To Death

"United States bankers may rarely see the inside of a prison cell, but the Vietnamese are taking financial corruption far more seriously. Vu Quoc Hao and Dang Van Hai have both been sentenced to death by lethal injection after a trial lasting just nine days in Ho Chi Minh City.

"They were given the sentences for embezzlement of assets, mismanagement, abuse of power and fraud, [and] causing serious consequences to the state," reported state TV programming.

The sentence is part of a recent effort to clean up corruption, which has grown rampant"

Read the rest HERE

Groundbreaking Scientific Study States That Woman Are Bitchier Than Men

"A non-experimental Canadian study conducted recently states that women portray "indirect aggression", popularly known as 'bitchiness' toward other women as a part of intrasexual competition. It was also found that this behavior is more common among women.

 Women are found to show the "school girl behavior" even after as adults, which includes doing things like spreading rumors, criticizing the appearance and also defaming potential rivals by calling them promiscuous behind their backs."

Read how they conducted the bitchy study HERE

The Caturday Report! Japan's Cat Heaven Island

Another photo heavy Caturday Report -  because I canz has.  :)

"About 100 humans live on Cat Heaven Island. They care for the cats, who outnumbered them long ago, because they believe that feeding them will bring good luck and wealth.
As you can see, the cats pretty much rule the roost."

For more photos and information on Cat Heaven Island,  go  HERE 

Dog Eats Homework, Needs Surgery After Eating It

"Reggie, 2, got way too familiar with his 13-year-old owner’s school science project – a mock volcano. Payton Moody said the project was made out of candy and pins.

The yellow Labrador managed to knock the project off a desk and eat "every last bite" while the family was away at their son's football game, Payton's mother, Kara Moody, said.

The family took Reggie to an emergency animal hospital as soon as they realized what happened.
Reggie had to undergo emergency surgery after 50 pins showed up on his X-ray. Reggie also consumed a dangerous amount of chocolate, which is toxic for dogs."

Read more about the homework bandit HERE

Walmart Madness #112! Walmart Asks Their Workers To Donate Food To Their Needy Employees

"A Cleveland Wal-Mart store is holding a food drive — for its own employees.

"Please donate food items so associates in need can enjoy Thanksgiving dinner," reads a sign accompanied by several plastic bins.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer first reported on the food drive, which has sparked outrage in the area.
"That Wal-Mart would have the audacity to ask low-wage workers to donate food to other low-wage workers — to me, it is a moral outrage," Norma Mills, a customer at the store, told the Plain Dealer.

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/walmart-asks-customers-to-donate-food-2013-11#ixzz2l3N1vUXq

Obese Man Sues Restaurant Because He Cannot Fit Into Booth

Oh no!  That looks horrible and painful!

"Martin Kessman, 64, has filed a lawsuit seeking unspecified financial damages against the fast-food chain, claiming that his local White Castle is in violation of the Americans With Disabilities Act because the seating cannot accommodate a customer of his size. A federal lawsuit filed last week claims that in April 2009, Kessman smacked his knee into a metal post while trying to wedge himself into the stationary seating at a White Castle in Nanuet, N.Y., near his home.

 After limping out of the store in pain, he wrote multiple letters to White Castle’s corporate headquarters in Columbus, Ohio, complaining about the inadequate seating situation and his embarrassment in having to try to fit into a chair at the Rockland County location. White Castle’s response was a series of “condescending letters’’ and three coupons for a total of nine free hamburgers, according to the lawsuit.

“But the cheese was extra!’’ he wrote in the lawsuit."

Read it all HERE