Sunday, December 1, 2013

A New Game Where You Just Wait In Line Sure To Be A Hit

I can't wait to play it over and over!

"Interactive artist Rajeev Basu has teamed up with a Denver-based musician called Alex Anderson (AKA ManCub) to create a video game soundtracked by Anderson's first single, "Friends Listen".

The video game, called Waiting in Line 3D, is a first-person punching game about a man waiting in a queue. Because waiting in line is so dull, the player has to punch themselves in the face to stay awake. You have to be careful not to punch too often, or you'll kill yourself."

Read all about it over at WIRED

Friday, November 29, 2013

Tornado Flattens Apartment Building, But Dog Found Alive After 9 Days Buried Under Rubble

More good dog news everyone! :) :) :)


"Illinois National Guardsman Spc. Jacob Montgomery and his 6-month-old puppy, Dexter, were reunited nine days after a tornado destroyed their apartment on Nov. 17 in Washington, Ill. An animal rescuing organization used hot dogs to coax the pup out from under a pile of rubble. A veterinarian found Dexter to be malnourished, but without any major injuries."

So that is a puppy?  He's gonna be buying a lot of dog chow!  And at least he has the chance to now though. :)

SOURCE AND MORE

Dog Sentenced To Death Is Saved By Love For Goose

This quacks me up!  (no groaning please, I got nothing tonight)  :)

"Rex the German Shepherd had such a vicious nature that it took two people to feed him - one to distract him and one to throw a bowl of food into his enclosure.

He ate wild rabbits that roamed anywhere near him and barked and growled at anyone who came close and staff at the resuce centre where he was homed were coming close to making the decision to put him down.

But all that changed when Geraldine the goose walked into his life.

Rex, 11, fell in love with the goose and his temperament has calmed - saving him from a likely death."


Read all about the odd couple over at DAILYSTAR



Walmart Madness #115! Massive Protests And Frenzied Violence Mar Walmart's "Black Friday Sale"

Well.  I never EVER have to go looking for a Walmart story to post.  In my ordinary hunt for news they simply are there,  ripe for the plucking,  and I am even able to be picky about the stories I post.  But since today is "Black Friday" I decided to do an odd thing;  I went to Google News and entered "Walmart Wal-mart" into the search field,  what I saw just on the first page was,  well,  not surprising.



And to think,  the day has just begun really,  it's not even noon yet.  To be fair "Black Friday" technically started when they opened last night though,  I see a few stories from then.  Here are a few highlights so far:



"Defying the nation’s top employer and a business model that defines the new U.S. economy, Wal-Mart employees and allies will try to oust shopping headlines with strike stories, and throw a retail giant off its heels on what should be its happiest day of the year. By day’s end, organizers expect 1,500 total protests in cities ranging from Los Angeles, Calif., to Wasilla, Alaska, including arrests in nine cities: Seacaucus, New Jersey; Alexandria, Virginia; Dallas; Minneapolis; Chicago; Seattle; and Ontario, San Leandro, and Sacramento, California.

“Like my mom always said, ‘You see something that’s not right, it’s your turn to fix it,” said 45-year-old Chicago Wal-Mart employee Myron Byrd, who plans to be arrested in his first act of civil disobedience today. “And you can’t do it by yourself — you have to do it with others.”

Read that fine story at SALON

MAN ARGUES WITH WALMART MANAGER OVER TV,  ATTACKS COP,  GETS PEPPER SPRAYED


"charged with disorderly conduct, aggravated assault on a police officer and resisting arrest, according to Garfield police. It's not clear what the suspect and manager were arguing over at the busy department store.

According to the Star-Ledger, the suspect became belligerent during the argument and started attacking a Garfield police officer when the manager called for help. A police department official told the paper that officers had to use pepper spray to subdue the man."


 POLICE SHOOT SHOPLIFTER THAT HAD A COP DRAGGING FROM HIS CAR



“As officers approached the front door, one of the two subjects ran out the door into the parking lot” and the officer chased him to a waiting car, Turvey said.

“The officer was struggling with the subject as he got into the car and then the car started to move as the officer was partially inside the car. The officer was dragged quite some distance. He couldn’t get out,” Turvey said.

The wounded driver and the dragged officer were both taken for hospital treatment of non-life-threatening shoulder injuries, and three people were arrested, Turvey said.

SOURCE

POLICE OFFICER INJURED AFTER BLOODY BRAWLS ERUPT WHEN MANAGER OPENS WALMART EARLY



"The injured officer was transported to St. Bernardine Medical Center in San Bernardino with a broken wrist, police officials said.

A Walmart manager said the doors were originally scheduled to open at 8 p.m. but with the more than 3,000 people in line they made the decision to open the doors early, which police said led to the melee.

Police said there were three fights total shortly after 7 p.m. at the store at 1610 S. Riverside Ave., two of which were inside over merchandise and the third outside that caused injury to the officer."

SOURCE

STABBING OVER WALMART PARKING SPOT


"In Virginia, two men were arrested after a stabbing in a fight over a parking space at a Walmart in Claypool, Va. WVVA-TV reports Ronnie Sharp, 61, threatened Christopher Jackson, 35, with a rifle and then cut him in the arm with a knife.

Sharp is charged with malicious wounding and brandishing a firearm. Jackson was treated at an area hospital and charged with disorderly conduct and assault and battery, both misdemeanors."

SOURCE


And on and on.  I'm sick of posting so I'll leave with you with some video.  HAPPY HOLIDAYS! :)




Thursday, November 28, 2013

Woman Dies From Drug Overdose Celebrating Her New Job As Drug Counselor

Time to break out the irony photo again,  quite unfortunately in this case.


"A 27-year-old woman in England who was in training to be a psychologist and had already published articles in a medical journal, died of a drug overdose while she was celebrating her new job — working with drug users.

A coroner’s inquest in South Manchester found this week that in July, Jennifer Whiteley had nine different drugs in her system, including a so-called “legal high” known as Benzo Fury, when she broke into profuse sweats and collapsed with a rapid heartbeat at her parents’ home in Greater Manchester while partying with her 29-year-old boyfriend, Andrew Tunnah.

In addition to ingesting Benzo Fury — and amphetamine-like “designer drug” which Whiteley reportedly purchased over the internet before it was outlawed in the U.K. — she had been drinking vodka and snorting cocaine."

Read much more HERE

Police Message: "Pease Just Ignore The Evil Clown Epidemic."

Pennywise frowns upon your shenanigans.

The public in Norfolk have been told by the police not to approach any creepy clowns after a recent wave of alarming and terrifying sightings.

 "Superintendent Carl Edwards said no one had been injured or assaulted. He added that it seemed whoever was behind the makeup was probably trying to shock people and it was best not to give them the attention.

Officers would patrol areas where the reports had been made and, if they found any clowns, they would "offer them strong words of advice", he said. "Firstly I'd like to stress that it isn't against the law to dress up as a clown.

"Nobody has been assaulted and it appears that the people involved are waiting for a passerby to be startled by their appearance and run away, and then the clown runs after them for a short distance.
"We know there has been a lot of gossip and conversations about this on social media channels, not just in Norfolk, and it is important to gain a perspective on these incidents.

"We appreciate this can worry people, especially the young or elderly. The most effective way to behave if you are to see someone dressed up is to give no reaction – because that's what they are after."

SOURCE AND MORE

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Python Swallows Passed Out Drunk Guy


"A drunk man in India was taking a well-deserved nap outside a liquor store today, when he was discovered by a huge python. Unfortunately it was just around lunch time for the large snake, that smothered and ate him. The incident happened in the Attapadi area in the state Kerala."

Information from Lords of the Drinks

Walmart Madness #114! Fools Gold

I have a bridge for sale as well,  cheap!

The Wal-Mart shopped was approached by a man in his 40's who told her he needed cash for legal expenses. He offered to sell her a gold bar for a fraction of its value. Another man stepped in, speaking to the authenticity of the gold bar. The man who approached her then said he would be willing to take any cash she had in her house for the gold bar.

She fell for it.

Police did not reveal how much money the two men received. But they issued some advice: "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is."

They also released images of the suspects grabbed from surveillance video. Do you recognize them? Yes? Salem Police would like to hear from you: 503-588-6175.

 

The Penis Bush Sculpting Bandit Strikes Again

"There won't be any more shrubs trimmed into phallic symbols in a small plot of land near the Windsor Sculpture Garden.

John Miceli, Windsor's director of parks and facilities, said the city was made aware of the latest prank on Thursday.

"Someone placed the letters 'penis' at that site," said Miceli.

Miceli believes the vandal used garland to make the letters. The city reacted immediately, removing the offending letters, and pulling out nearby shrubs.
Garden used to have shrubs that were twice targeted by vandals
And now the garden has no shrubs. (CBC\Tom Addison)

In October, in two separate incidents, shrubs in the garden plot were turned into phallic shapes by unknown people.

Both times the city moved quickly to re-shape the shrubs, even though they were attracting a lot of attention."

For video and more go HERE

And go here for the original story on the penis topiary:

http://strangedaysindeednews.blogspot.com/2013/10/vandals-engage-in-little-topiary.html

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Walmart Madness #113! Man Goes To Woman's Bathroom For Naked Morning Masturbation

That's all folks!


"Customer Beth Davis told police that she entered the restroom yesterday morning and found a nude man pleasuring himself in front of the mirror. Davis, who fled the bathroom in search of help, said that she later saw the suspect--now dressed--depart the bathroom and head for the Walmart’s exit.

So the 61-year-old Davis--who told TSG she was “in panic mode”--began filming him with her cell phone, while providing accompanying narration: “My name is Beth Davis and I witnessed it. You were naked and had your pants down around your ankles. Someone stop him. Do not let him go out that door.”



While the man ran from the store, a second shopper photographed his vehicle and its license plate.

Thanks to THE SMOKING GUN