Woman Falls Through Ceiling Into A Jail

"Maui police arrested a woman today who fell through the ceiling of the Kihei Police Station and landed on the floor of the prisoner processing room.

 Police say Vazquez was placed under arrest for criminal property damage, criminal trespass, criminal tampering (all in the second degree), as well as disorderly conduct."

Read the whole story HERE

Tourist Goes Home With 1/4 Of His Skull In Luggage

Lee Charie, 32, smashed the left side of his skull when he fell from the balcony on the island of Koh Tao in December last year.

Hotel staff found Lee unconscious on the ground and was taken to a local clinic then a larger hospital on nearby island Koh Samui.

Medics resuscitated the swimming pool maintenance worker after two days without any signs of life.

But they were forced to remove a quarter of Lee's smashed skull to give his brain space to recover.

Lee was transferred back to Britain two weeks later after doctors handed him the missing chunk of his head in a box.

Read the whole story HERE

Man Finds $118,000 Dollars Worth Of Whale Puke

"Lancashire resident Ken Wilman discovered the 3kg lump while out walking his boxer dog Madge on Morecambe beach.
‘I didn’t actually realise what it was at first, I couldn’t understand why Madge was so interested in it,’ he explained. ‘It smelled horrible.’
‘I left it, came back home and looked it up on the internet. When I saw how much it could be worth, I went back to the beach and grabbed it!'"

This whale puke is called Ambergris.  According to Wiki: "Freshly produced ambergris has a marine, fecal odor. However, as it ages, it acquires a sweet, earthy scent commonly likened to the fragrance of rubbing alcohol without the vaporous chemical astringency.^[2] The principal historical use of ambergris was as a fixative in perfumery, though it has now been largely displaced by synthetics."

Now a lot more people can put whale puke perfume on,  how nice.  I do wish I found it though! :)

Read the whole story HERE

Cookie Monster Wanted For Questioning In Giant German Cookie Theft

A photo of the missing golden cookie

"The rectangular gilded bronze sculpture was part of a statue gracing the facade of German cookie baker Bahlsen's Hannover office.

How the century-old symbol was taken remains unclear, but police say witnesses reported having seen two men with a ladder in the area earlier this month.

The company has offered €1,000 ($1,350) for information leading to the cookie's recovery.

A police statement said a local newspaper received a picture Tuesday showing someone in an outfit similar to Sesame Street's Cookie Monster holding a golden cookie.

The sender wrote to demand cookies be delivered to children at a city hospital.

Walmart Madness #68! Another Walmart Meth Maker

As Strange Days Indeed News has reported in the past,  Walmart and Meth seem to go hand in hand:

Walmart Madness #12! Cooking Meth In Custody

Walmart Madness #59! Mobile Meth Lab Struck By Hit And Run Driver In Walmart Parking Lot

 Walmart Madness #21! Mom Shoplifts While Guy Does Drugs With Her Kids In The Car

And this is my second or third Walmart Madness Post,  it doesn't even have a number on it yet:

More Walmart Madness! Woman Makes Meth In Store

Now for the current story:

<---You need to lay off that shit dude!


"James Richardson, 37, of Perry, Ohio finds himself arrested for allegedly attempting to manufacture crystal methamphetamine with stolen products while inside a Walmart!

Walmart's security personal silently watched Richardson on the early evening of June 17th gathering the typical ingredients needed to create the dangerous drug. Fox8 says Police Lt. Ken Zbiegien confirms that Richardson then took his items and began mixing them together in a salt shaker. He was doing this to create methamphetamine in a process that is commonly known as "one pot" or "shake and bake." This is the preferred method among many crystal users, and the details of how to do so can be found online with relative ease."

He was then arrested trying to flee the Walmart with the mixing mixture in hand and was charged with theft plus meth manufacture,  his sixth drug arrest.

Read more about it HERE

Mean Girls Make Peecakes

I have a report over a year old now called MEAN GIRLS DO A POOP CAKE.  I guess it was just a matter of time before some other gross excrement filled treat hit the news.

" two upperclassmen females who attend Fermi High School in Enfield, Conn., are accused of giving their fellow students urine-infused cupcakes.
The girls allegedly peed into the cupcake batter before baking the sweet treats and handing them out to students throughout the course of a couple of days, WFSB-TV reports.
"Anyone they didn't like, they gave the cupcakes to," one Fermi High School student said.
The station reports the teens were approached by the school's administration after officials learned of the girls' dirty secret from one their friends.
According to Patch.com, the students may face criminal charges for their nasty prank."

Read more HERE

Infant Given A Tattoo!

Warning,  the video is a bit graphic:



Poor baby!  :(

Follow-up! Evil Oompa Loompas Get Arrested

As posted HERE a couple of evil Oompa Loompas senselessly attacked a man coming out of a sandwich shop. ""Two of the males were dressed as Oompa-Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with painted orange faces and dyed green hair and were wearing hooped tops."
The spokesman added: "One of the males in the group then pushed the victim to the floor before he got up.
"He was then hit on the head, fell to the floor and hit again."

These evil Oompa Loompas were thankfully caught Saturday:

" British police said they have arrested a trio of suspects in an assault involving four attackers, two of whom were dressed as Oompa Loompas.
Norwich police said the three suspects, two men in their late teens and one in his early 20s, were arrested Saturday on charges of grievous bodily harm, the Norfolk Eastern Daily Press reported Monday."

Lets get these damn Oompas off the street!  In related news,  there is still no word of any arrests in the Heinous Smurf attacks in Melbourne.  Read that story HERE

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/01/28/Three-arrested-in-Oompa-Loompa-attack/UPI-73971359396483/#ixzz2JJK5HepZ

Sea Foam Ninja Car

Watch out coppers!

Car Thief Hides In Attic, Gets Stuck In Attic Vent

This guy may want to give up the thug life: