The Caturday Report! Vine Videos A Boon For Cat Adoption. :)

News from Zoe Fox at Mashable:

"It didn't take long for non-profits to catch the Vine bug.

As soon as Twitter launched the new Vine app, Becca Meyers of the New York Humane Society shared a six-second clip of cat Parker from the non-profit's newly minted account.

Last Friday, Parker went home with his new permanent owner, who says she adopted him because of the adorable video shared to Vine."

Read all about it,  and catch the Parker Vine video HERE


Meanwhile,  in Russia...

Walmart Madness #75! Felony Oreo Theft!

I couldn't imagine why stealing Oreos to eat on the job could be a felony.  It turns out that she admitted to thieving food on over three occasions,  which makes it a felony.

"Penny Winters was arrested this week after Walmart launched an internal investigation upon the discovery of an empty cookie wrapper. A subsequent review of surveillance footage showed “Ms. Winters select the package of cookies, open it, and proceed to consume multiple cookies during her work shift,”


"When cops asked her about the Oreos, Winters claimed she found an open package of the cookies near a cash register and assumed that they had been provided for free by management.
Winters was arrested Monday and charged with felony theft for pinching the Oreos (and other unspecified junk food). Winters was released from the Porter County jail Tuesday."




Read the whole story,  including the police report,  at one of my most favorite websites :)

THE SMOKING GUN
 

Walmart Madness #74! 500lb. Shoplifter Starts Fire For Diversion

"According to Whitehall detectives, a man was riding a motorized shopping cart inside of the Walmart, located at 3657 E. Main St., when he set a clothing rack on fire.

Kevin E. Gillman, 26, is charged in the case after detectives tracked him down.

At nearly 500 pounds, Gillman was on a motorized scooter when he allegedly planned to steal electronics and safes, according to authorities.

Detectives said the suspect set the fire by using paint from the store as an accelerant.

The diversion forced employees to pull an alarm. The suspect tried to sneak out in the chaos, but chose a locked door. Police said that forced him to ditch his items and leave in a white car."

Read more HERE

Furby Assault!

<--- The Furby Fury!


"Ashley L. Trimmer, 27, of 416 Fifth Ave. got into an argument with her boyfriend of eight months, William Ley, no age given, about 1 a.m. Wednesday at their home.

Police said Trimmer picked up a Furby, an electronic robotic toy that looks like a cross between a hamster and an owl, and hurled it at Ley’s head while he was sitting on the couch. Ley suffered injury to the right side of his face, police said.

Ley told police Trimmer then picked up a Sony PlayStation handheld remote control and hit him on the left side of his face. When officers arrived, they found Ley outside bleeding from his face with a red mark and swollen bump on his head."

SOURCE

Woman Has Sex With Pit Bull In Her Front Yard

<--- Looks like Another victim of the Meth Monster.

"Kara Vandereyk, 23, was booked on a charge of open or gross lewdness after Las Vegas police officers, about 11 a.m., saw a woman having sex with a dog in the yard of a home in the 300 block of N. 16th St., near Bonanza Road and Bruce Street.

Vandereyk was naked and on the ground when officers arrived, according to the arrest report.

When Vandereyk noticed the officers, she said, "Hi," and began touching the dog in a sexual way, the report said."\\


Read the rest of the story HERE

Mom Gets Arrested Hiring Stripper For Sons 16th Birthday

The Nov. 3 party at Spare Time Bowling Alley featured two exotic dancers performing for partygoers as young as 14. The dancers stripped to thong underwear and bras and gave lap dances to some of the teenagers. A photo taken with a cellphone camera shows an upside-down dancer with a teen's head between her knees and her head between his legs. Read more HERE

Man Attempts Escape After Wife Locks Him In Bedroom

"According to a witness, who caught the attempted escape on camera, the 35-year-old Estonian man was trying to climb out of his high-rise apartment using a makeshift rope from bed sheets he had tied together, the Gawker reports.

"He succeeded climbing one story down, but the sheet didn't withstand the weight at the seventh story," Yekaterina Horoshko said.

A local police spokesman confirmed the incident, saying the man was apparently attempting to flee his apartment after being locked up in the bedroom by his "possessive" wife.

"He said his wife locked him up," Officer Ilmar Kahro said. "Desiring to go meet friends, he decided to get out using a rope he made out of bed sheets."

He luckily landed in a snow drift and walked away after being helped by paramedics.

SOURCE

The Great Diamond Heist

Eight masked gunmen forced their way through the security fence at Brussels' international airport, drove onto the tarmac and snatched some $50 million worth of diamonds from the hold of a Swiss-bound plane without firing a shot.
 
The gang responsible for one of the biggest diamond heists in recent years used two black vehicles with a flashing blue police lights in their daring raid late Monday, said Anja Bijnens, spokeswoman for the Brussels prosecutor's office.

"They tried to pass themselves off as police officers," Bijnens said Tuesday. The robbers, who wore outfits resembling dark police clothing, got away with 120 parcels, mostly containing diamonds but some also holding precious metals.

Police said they found a burnt-out minivan believed to be involved in the robbery near the airport later Monday night.

Read more HERE

Woman Bites Off Boyfriends Toungue During Make-up Kiss

51-year-old Elaine Cook of Skokie and her boyfriend of 10 months got into a lover's 'spat' after returning home from a date on Valentine's Day.

Cook eventually asked the boyfriend to leave, so he put on his shoes and headed for the door.

But before he left he tried to patch things up.


"He told her they should stop fighting and went to kiss her," Reilly said, "and she bit off a large portion of his tongue."

The victim took off toward the sink with Cook just behind him. After she removed his tongue from her mouth, Cook tossed it on the counter and her boyfriend stuffed it into a bag with ice. He then phoned 911."

The mans tongue could not be re-attached.

Read more at the SOURCE

Walmart Madness #73! Man Ejaculates On Shoppers

<---That is a surveillance photo of the ejaculator,  but they don't know who he is yet.

"Police said he appears to be a Native American man between 5 feet 3 inches and 5 feet 6 inches and weighing about 165 lbs. He appears to be in his 30s to early 40s.
The man arbitrarily chooses his female victims, according to police. Police said there are two confirmed victims, but more may be out there."

Read more: http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/Police-Man-threw-semen-at-2-shoppers/-/9153728/18553178/-/4iaqud/-/index.html#ixzz2L2NOiLfe