Monday, October 8, 2012

Man Tries To Abduct Boy

A 425-pound man was arrested Thursday for allegedly trying to abduct a 10-year old boy on his way to soccer practice.

Police received a call around 7:30 p.m. Thursday night when about a man trying to kidnap a young boy in the 500 block of E. Central.

The caller said the boy's soccer coach was trying to detain the man, but he had escaped.

Read the story and see the video:


Kat said...

First thought I had was: "Damn, is this pic photoshoped?" XD

David said...

Nope, just American, haha! His Rascal Scooter must move pretty fast.

Dr. Theda said...

Jabba the Hut is a "child molester".... lol

David said...

I'm hoping that his neck is actually a gigantic malignant tumor. ;)

Gabriel said...

My first thought was "Damn! Was the man that hungry?"
It looks like it could be a case of thyroid goitre, but i doubt it.

David said...

HAHA! You guys should read the comments on the news story link I posted, pretty good stuff.

Jabba The Hutt was mentioned Doc! Not only that but there was a comment similar to my Rascal Scooter comment:

princessofmirth at 4:27 PM October 5, 2012

ESCAPE?? How the hell did that happen? Was his hoveround headed downhill???"