No Good Deed Goes Unpunished - Man Saves Turtle, Gets Bit By Snake

Or maybe it was the dreaded snurtle!

"For doing a good deed, a Hollywood man almost lost his life Tuesday – to a highly venomous eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

The 24-year-old man, whose name was not immediately released, and a friend were driving on Interstate 75 in west Broward County when they saw a turtle crossing the highway.
At a point west of the interchange, where I-75 meets Interstate 595, they pulled over. The man got out, grabbed the turtle and carried it to a grassy area on the side of the highway.

 "When he reached down to put the turtle in the grass, that's when the snake bit him," said Capt. Jeff Fobb, of the Miami-Dade Fire Rescue Venom Response Team."

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Flying Pig Flew The Coop

"Oink,  Oink,  And Away!"

The search continues for the missing wooden oinker that was anchored above Flying Pig BBQ in Auburn. However, according to manager George Miller, there has been at least one sighting and a few rumors surrounding the Aug. 2 disappearance of the caped hog known as Super Porky....

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Husband Stages Violent Kidnapping To Get Away From His Wife

A Texas man staged his own kidnapping so he could get away from his wife and party with his friends. Last Tuesday afternoon Rogelio Andaverde, 34, of Edinburg, concocted the plan with his drinking buddies. At 10:30pm that night, Andaverde and his wife Maria Hernandez were at home when two masked gunmen (the drinking buddies) barged in and escorted Andaverde from his house while his wife freaked out and called the cops.

A manhunt ensued involving a dozen sheriff's deputies and a helicopter. But Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Treviño was suspicious. Andaverde had no prior record and there were no ransom demands.

"I looked at the guys and said, 'Do you really believe this?'" the sheriff told The (McAllen) Monitor. "He's just a regular Joe, no criminal history — anything. It's just not right."

Last Thursday morning Andaverde returned home unharmed and told his wife his abductors had released them out of the kindness of their own hearts. He was taken into custody where he confessed to deputies that he had made the story up so he could party with his friends. He was charged with making a false police report, a class B misdemeanor. Bond was set at $5,000.

Bloody Vagina Shirts For Sale At American Apparel

Make a bold and bloody statement for only $32.00!

A shirt depicting a mensturating,  masturbating,  hairy woman is creating a bloody disturbance:


"American Apparel is selling online a graphic T-shirt they’re calling “Period Power,” designed by Toronto artist Petra Collins, “who creates portraits exploring female sexuality and teen girl culture.”
On the white cotton tee is a picture of a woman masturbating while menstruating.

“It was a play on souvenir tees that are derogatory to the female body,” Collins, 20, said Monday in a telephone interview from New York City. “I put these three very taboo topics on female sexuality on this — pubic hair, female masturbation and menstruation — and put them on display for the public.”

 "In our society, nude or sexually suggestive images of women are automatically seen as negative and objectifying and is often seen through a male perspective rather than from a female's. We need to make room for the female view of sex and accept it. Until then, people are going to be uncomfortable with photos like mine."

Glad to know it serves a noble purpose.  Read more HERE

Pig That Got Drunk, Fought Cow And Passed Out Dies In A Car Accident

They started calling him Swino after his drinking binge brought him viral fame.  Read the original story here at:  http://strangedaysindeednews.blogspot.com/2013/09/pig-gets-drunk-fights-cow-then-passes.html

RIP Swino The Pig

"A boozy feral pig that shot to international fame after drinking 18 cans of beer, starting a fight with a cow and causing chaos at an Australian campsite has died in a car accident.

Local authorities confirmed ‘Swino’ had recently been hit by a passing vehicle in a remote stretch of the northern Pilbara region, adding that he had been identified by distinctive marking on the back of his ears. It is not known if Swino had been drinking prior to the accident."

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Husband Divorces Wife For Kissing A Horse

"A jealous Saudi man divorced his wife after discovering she had kissed a horse when he saw her picture with the animal on social networks.

The unnamed woman said she had published her own photograph while kissing the horse in the Gulf Kingdom, adding that she does not regret what she has done.

“After he saw the picture showing his wife kissing a horse at a farm near Riyadh, the man divorced her,” Sada newspaper said.

“The wife said she is not sorry for what she did and was not upset by splitting from a man who cannot distinguish between humans and animals.



She said she is very proud about that picture as it expresses her love for Arabian horses.”

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Woman Drinks Urine Every Day To Stay Young And Healthy

A glass of urine a day helps keep the doctor away.

Have you drunk your urine today?

"While certainly not for the faint-hearted, Sylvia also uses her urine to wash her hair and moisturise her face.

Sylvia told Closer: 'Drinking my own urine has kept me healthy and energised. And it helps me stay young- men are often surprised when I tell them my age.

‘I have a glass of urine in the morning and another couple during the day. It tastes delicious - it's a bit like water, but sweeter.

'I haven’t been to the doctor in a decade. I never get colds and I've maintained my size 10 figure.’

 The mother-of-two is an advocate of urine therapy for everything from keeping youthful to healing wounds, and keeps a bottle of old urine in the kitchen in case she burns herself, as aged urine has stronger healing properties."

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The Caturday Report! Cat Sits On Hedgehog. Finds Out It's Not A Good Idea

It quickly turns in to a prickly situation:

Human Poop Coffee Skyrocketing In Popularity

The best part of waking up is feces in your cup!

"The human poop coffee was musky and fruit-forward. As it cooled, it yielded a distinct nuttiness that teetered perilously on the brink of being unbalanced. Like all kopi luwak, Randy’s suffered from inarticulate roasting, and compared to the normal-non-shit process, Randy’s blend was a lot less appealing."  (sprudge.com)

"What would you pay for human-pooped coffee?

For $30 a pound a roaster in Oregon is offering to pass coffee beans through their digestive system creating what could only be described as a truly dark blend.
Inspired by the animal-passed brew called kopi luwak, which can sell for as much as $600 a pound due to a boost in flavour, the seller in Portland is offering to copy the same process."


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Gigantic Metal Puffer Fish Causes Controversy

A giant copper puffer fish being built in China has caused a major row over state spending. The government has reportedly spent $11 million so far on the viewing platform which has not yet been finished. The structure is roughly the same height as New York's Statue of Liberty and the design is inspired by the globefish, which is a fish native to Yangzhong county, where it is based. The tower is encased in 8,920 copper plates and has attracted plenty of attention but not all of it positive. Report by Ashley Fudge:

"I have seen the face of God!"