Walmart Madness #122! Brother And Sister Shoplift, Then Get Charged With Incest

"Deputy Constables were dispatched to the Porter Wal-Mart in reference to a shoplifter.  When they arrived Loss Prevention officers directed them to their office where they had Charlene Marie Ellet detained for shoplifting. Ellet told deputies her brother Cameron Beck, age 26, had driven her to Wal-Mart along with her two 2-year-old twins.

A short time later Beck appeared at the Loss Prevention Office looking for his sister.
Deputies then went to the vehicle and after getting consent searched it. Inside they found a backpack with a bag inside it, Inside the bag were a light bulb with burn marks and  a cut pen with a crystal substance on it. That material tested positive for Methamphetamine. Ellet admitted she and Beck had smoked the meth approximately two weeks prior.

Both were places in custody for possession of a controlled substance. It was at that point Beck asked if they could just charge his sister as she had a clean record.

In addition Ellet was issued a citation for shoplifting under $50.

When they arrived back at the office both were placed in adjoining cells. As deputies worked on the booking reports they witnessed Beck and Ellet kissing each other on the lips through the bars. One of the deputies questioned what they had told them earlier about being brother and sister and Ellet admitted they were.

Ellet was then removed and taken back to another office and questioned about the strange relationship. She told them she was adopted and had the same biological mother but a different father. She stated that Beck had been in prison and they had been writing each other. He was released in November of last year.

She also stated that they had been staying in a motel and her, Beck and the twin girls were sleeping in the same bed. She admitted to being involved in a sexual relationship with her brother since his release."

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Cat Attacks Man Because Of Smelly Aftershave

"Say it,  dont spray it!"

"A PLYMOUTH dad suffered a serious facial injury that needed hospital treatment after he was attacked by a neighbour's cat because it hated his aftershave.

Plasterer Ian Olver, 44, had splashed on the Hugo Boss Bottled Night scent after it was given to him by his wife Hayley, 40, as a Christmas present.

Ian put it on for the first time Saturday before popping down the road to see neighbours Mark and Lorraine Bawden.

But the unsuspecting dad-of-two had no idea that their pet cat Blue has a PHOBIA of pungent aromas.
The normally-placid puss leapt up at Ian and began clawing at his neck and ears as soon as it got a whiff of his pricey eau de toilette.

He managed to fight off the crazed animal but was left with a three inch gash to the back of his head which required hospital treatment and a tetanus injection.

Read more: http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Man-needs-hospital-treatment-cat-attacks/story-20742245-detail/story.html#ixzz2uvBeqHWx

Dying Doggie With Inoperable Bone Cancer Gets A "Make A Wish" List

"Riina Cooke of Coquitlam said she decided to create a bucket list for her boxer, Romeo, to make sure the canine's final days are happy and to help her deal with her grief, the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. reported Friday.

"I was just so upset for a day or two," Cooke said. "I wanted to snap out of it."

"I thought, 'OK, let's make it a good experience,'" she said.

Cooke said items already crossed off the list include meeting singer Bif Naked, a noted animal lover and cancer survivor, and taking a ride in a police car. Cooke said Romeo howled along with the police car's siren.

Cooke said Romeo was treated to a spa day for his 9th birthday Thursday.

"To me, he's my child," Cooke said. "I don't have children yet. He's my everything."

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/28/Dog-with-bone-cancer-going-on-bucket-list-adventures/UPI-80831393607891/#ixzz2uqZ68NZV

Hear The 600 Year Old Butt Song From Hell!

"Hieronymus Bosch’s The Garden of Earthly Delights triptych includes a panel that depicts the damnations of hell. As seen in the detail below, apparently one of the damnations of Hell is having music inscribed on the posterior.

Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.

As she concludes, “yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell.” Listen to the music over on Tumblr. And as pointed out on Twitter, it sounds like the theme music for Top of the Lake (below).

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"Dead" Man About To Be Embalmed Tries To Kick His Was Out Of Body Bag

A Mississippi man was thought to be dead, and was even taken to a funeral home for embalming. But then, he moved:

Judge Tells Man Suffering A Heart Attack "It Can Wait!"

"A New York judge is drawing criticism for allegedly saying a man suffering a heart attack while in a jury pool "can wait" for "a few more minutes."

A report filed by a court officer said Nyima Dorjee, 39, was sitting in a jury pool last week for a gun possession trial when he complained to the questioning prosecutor of chest pains and difficulty breathing, the New York Post reported Thursday.

The report said the officer informed Justice Joel Blumenfeld of the situation, but the judge told the officer to allow the prosecutor to finish his round of questions.

"There's a few more minutes left," the judge was quoted as saying. "They can wait."

However, the officer determined Dorjee needed assistance and removed him from the pool. An ambulance was called about 10 minutes after he initially complained of chest pains, the Post said. Doctors at Jamaica Hospital determined he was suffering from a heart attack."

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/27/Judge-allegedly-said-juror-having-a-heart-attack-can-wait/UPI-74471393539881/#ixzz2ukkzGMa6

Man Hammers A Bullet Into His Leg, Tries To Get Pain Meds

"A man has been charged with falsification after claiming he was shot at a gas station Wednesday.

 “Nobody heard a shot, nobody had seen anything,” Chief Bill Collins said. “When he walked into the store, he was kind of limping. Then he goes out by the car and just falls on the ground.”

Stapleton was transported to Marion General Hospital where he was treated. A high-powered rifle round was removed from his thigh.

Officers discovered evidence that led them to believe the incident might have been staged. They suspect it was done in an effort to obtain pain-killing medication.

Lt. Ed Brown said he and other officers were suspicious of the size of the bullet recovered. He said one of this size would have either exited the skin or broken a bone.

“(This bullet) was more superficially into the skin,” he said.

On Thursday evening, Stapleton was interviewed and confessed to removing the round from its casing with pliers and then using a hammer to insert it into his own leg."

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Need Relationship Help Guys? Get BroApp - Your Electronic Wingman

"Being in a relationship can sometimes mean having less time to hang out with your bros. But lazy boyfriends will be delighted to hear about a new app that sends automated texts to their other halves.

It also features a "girlfriend intrusion detector" function that will prevent inquisitive ladies from discovering the tool (the app, that is) and even provides a list of pre-written generic messages that can be added to or simply sent without editing."

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/lazy-text-girlfriend-broapp-back-article-1.1706226#ixzz2ukcpOnVJ

Protip! Don't Deal Drugs At A Dougnut Shop

"Police said the drug deal was the first thing that drew their attention.

But when they noticed a handgun partially hidden under the leg of a man in a car, the situation really became serious.

When it was over, three people had been arrested after police said they broke up a drug deal in a doughnut shop parking lot.

Plainclothes detectives said they watched the drug deal outside the Dunkin’ Donuts on Lowell Road at 2:15 p.m. Wednesday, according to Deputy Police Chief Shawn Patten."

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The Caturday Report! Britain's First Cat Cafe Opens!

Very popular in Japan - with 39 locations in Tokyo alone - cat cafes continue their inevitable expansion into other countries.  I hope someone can take meowt to one soon.  :)

  Having a purrfectly good time!

"Welcome to the world of Lady Dinah’s Cat Emporium, London’s first cat café, which finally opens its doors to the public on 1 March after more than a year of preparations."

 "The claws are out as cat-loving ladies and gents of all ages are pouncing on the opportunity to sit, eat, drink and play with the 11 resident felines (Adamska, Artemis, Biscuit, Carbonelle, Donnie, Indiana, Loki, Mue, Petra, Romeo and Wookie). 3,000 bookings were made in the first four-and-a-half hours after the café announced its opening day, causing the its website to crash, demonstrating just how many people wish to do as the Japanese do; Japan being, of course, where the cat cafe trend really kicked off after its first feline joint opened in Osaka 10 years ago.

When 31-year-old Aussie and self-confessed crazy cat lady Lauren Pears launched her crowdfunding campaign to introduce the cat café concept to the start-up streets of Shoreditch on Christmas Eve 2012, she never expected to exceed her £108,000 target in less than two months. The generosity was incredible – and none more so than that of Anna Kogan, a 30-year-old Moscow animal welfare organisation founder and London trader who has since become co-owner of the emporium, after investing enough money for Lauren to obtain a visa to stay in the country, something that costs £200,000."

Read it all HERE

And Americans don't have to feel left out just yet.  Two cat cafes are due to open in California in 2014!

http://sprudge.com/montreal-oakland-cat-cafe.html