NASCAR Gives Up Trying To Lose It's Redneck Reputation - Introducing The Bacon Beer Milkshake!

I want one!  For scientific experimental purposes of course.

"Shake'n Bacon Brew is a bacon-infused beer milkshake, which follows in the famous footsteps of the speedway's bacon cotton candy.

Levy Restaurants' executive chef Joel Pena created the unholy pork and beer concoction for the upcoming AAA Texas 500 NASCAR races coming Oct. 31.

The milkshake includes six ounces of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream, two ounces of bacon syrup, two ounces of candied bacon, and half a bottle of Rahr & Sons Ugly Pug Black Lager.

Chef Pena tops it off with whipped cream topping and yes, a handful of bacon bits, making it sixteen ounces of pure decadence and meat sweats."

From CHRON




The most popular item of the group was the "Hawg Heaven" bacon cotton candy, which was joined by the Bacon Martini, Smokin' Hubcaps (brisket on a glazed donut), mac 'n cheese hot dog and chocolate-covered Pit Stop Popcorn. All of these items will be available once again for the AAA Texas 500 race weekend.

 "I loves me some Shakn' Bacon Milkshakes!"

Protip! Don't Wear A "Snitches Get Stitches" Shirt To Your Court Sentencing

"he strolled into court with a white short-sleeve T-shirt with "Snitches Get Stitches" splashed across the back in bold letters.

He looked incredulous when, just before taking a break at Thursday's sentencing, the judge ordered him to remove the shirt, which had a red stop sign above the word "Snitching" on the front.

Yet the 33-year-old Rotterdam man, who gave the shirt to a male friend to wear in court, remained silent when Visiting Schenectady County Judge Michael Coccoma asked him if he wanted to address the court before sentencing for firebombing the home and vehicle of his former girlfriend's new boyfriend last year in Rotterdam.

Ahrens, who was represented by attorney Cheryl Coleman, replied: "I have nothing to say, your honor."

The judge imposed a sentence of 15 years behind bars"

Read more HERE

My 1000th Post!

Well well well.  It's strange how I started this strange news blog on a whim just because I love strange news and here I still am,  1000 posts and nearly two years later! :)

I love things like crossword puzzles and hidden object games;  this blog fulfills much the same feeling of accomplishment when I ferret out stories that I deem worthy of posting here.  Sometimes it can be a pain though,  I've searched for over five hours before and have not posted a single story!  Then again,  sometimes they come easy.  One thing I can count on is the fact that the strange news will keep on coming and coming.  Truth is much stranger than fiction,  and these are strange days indeed.

  

Naked Man Assaults A Woman Then Gets Impaled On A Fence

Before sunrise Tuesday morning,  a woman was assaulted and called the police on her assailant. When police arrived, they found the man, naked except for his tennis shoes, fleeing the scene of the crime. They pursued him, but his cheetah like agility almost allowed him to get away, until he tried to jump a fence, but instead ended up penetrated by it. Only one type of assault goes with nudity, but it would be in poor taste to make light of such a crime, or the apparent karmic retribution visited upon the assailant's person by the spike in the fence. I'm just sayin'.

Don't miss the fine TomoNews animation of the event! :)

Man Calls 911 Three Times For Being Overcharged One Penny

He wanted some hot cross buns to go with that beer!

"The Commercial Appeal reported (http://bit.ly/1budVmi ) that police arrested Smith, 51, after he called 911 twice on Monday, then called a non-emergency number after being dissatisfied. His complaint: The clerk at the store overcharged him by a penny.

The calls started just after 4 p.m. after Smith bought a 16-ounce Heineken.

The store clerk refused to hand over the penny Smith demanded, so he called 911. Police arrived and told Smith it was a civil matter.

After the third call to police in his quest for a penny, officers arrested Smith."

SOURCE

Now There Is Wine For Cats! Introducing Nyan Nyan Nouveau Cat Wine

"Today in Japan, bottled wine created especially for cats goes on sale. This is not a joke. Apparently.

Pet supplement company B&H Lifes is rolling out "wine exclusively for cats" that is called "Nyan Nyan Nouveau." In Japanese, "nyan nyan" (ニャンニャン) can refer to a cat's meow as well as people screwing. Here, it refers to cats.

"Nouveau" appears to evoke Beaujolais Nouveau, which is quite popular in Japan.

The drink does contain juice made from Cabernet grapes, Vitamin C as well as catnip for a beverage that supposedly tastes like red wine."

Read more HERE

Virginal Blood Balls Sold To Prostitutes So They Can Charge Higher Fees

I couldn't find a photo of a blood ball.  Thankfully.

"Several clinics in Taipei, both registered and unregistered, are found illegally producing fake virginal blood balls and selling them to prostitutes. Doctors at these clinics often soak a cotton ball with blood and preserve them in the freezer.

Prostitutes spend NT $300 to $800 dollars to buy a virginal blood ball. They stuff these balls in their vaginas and deceive customers into spending a much higher price for their fake virginity.

Two of the doctors suggest that preserving blood balls in the freezer makes it easier for women to stuff them into their vaginas. They even offer service to help women take the blood balls out if they fail in self attempt. The doctors emphasize that their blood balls are all safe and sanitized."

Fukushima Industries Unveils It's New Mascot - FUKUPPY!

A Japanese firm with the unfortunate name Fukushima Industries found itself the target of mockery on social media after unveiling a new mascot with an even more unfortunate name: Fukuppy.

 The company—an Osaka-based maker of industrial cooling equipment with no connection to the nuclear plant of the same name—described the egg-shaped mascot as curious and kind with "a strong sense of justice," reports the South China Morning Post. The image quickly spread on Twitter, where it was mistakenly described as an attempt to raise the profile of disaster-hit Fukushima Prefecture. A company spokeswoman says there was a "misunderstanding" about the name and the firm plans to act to end any confusion.

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Walmart Madness #107! Frequent Flasher Flashes Fleshy Front

<--- "Flash" Williams

"A man is back behind bars, accused of showing his privates to a Walmart cashier.

Police said 33-year-old Dea Williams was on probation and wearing a GPS-monitoring system Saturday when he exposed himself in the checkout line at Walmart in Gastonia.

Channel 9 learned Williams has been arrested for indecent exposure seven other times in two years.

In July, officers said he exposed himself in a nonprofit agency that helps victims of sexual abuse.

During that same two-week period, police said he flashed a woman in a church parking lot.
On Wednesday, he was arrested on charges of exposing himself to a group at a lawyer's office."

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Walmart Madness #106! Rabid Kittens Adopted At Walmart

"The Oklahoma State Department of Health issued a release Friday about the kittens, requesting those in contact with the adopted animals contact Epidemiologist-on-Call at (405) 271-4060 or (800) 234-5963.

According to the department, four kittens, around 9 weeks old with black and white markings, were put up for adoption on the Tahlequah Online Garage Sale Facebook page Oct. 1 and adopted at Tahlequah's Walmart parking lot.

Two days later, however, one of the kittens began showing signs consistent with rabies and was put down. Further testing confirmed the presence of rabies, the health department says.

Read more: http://www.kjrh.com/dpp/news/local_news/tahlequah/oklahoma-state-health-department-officials-warning-owners-of-possible-rabies-virus#ixzz2gPnNv4qx