Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Woman Smothers Man To Death With Her Boobs

Donna Lange is reported to have smothered the fella using her assets during a drunken bust-up at their mobile home in Everett, Washington, US.
Witnesses told police they had heard the couple arguing on two occasions that evening, with 141 lb Donna throwing her partner to the floor during one incident.
They claim Donna, 51, then climbed on to him as he begged her to get off before laying on the victim with “her chest on his face."
At 5ft 7in, the victim stood an inch taller than Donna, but at around 127 lb, he was 17lbs lighter than his alleged killer.
One witness told police that the victim may have had a heart condition, but another claimed: ”She smothered him to death.”

8 comments:

Breethulhu said...

Everett, Wa... This explain it all. I find it so humorous you post about places just moments away from where I live! XD

David said...

Usually the state with the most weird and strange criminal behavior is Florida, Washington must be trying to catch up. :)

Breethulhu said...

Yeah, Washington probably is doing its best to get up there on the weird ranks... Just living here I get to see it first hand..

David said...

I wonder why? Be careful, you don't want to end up as a story here, watch out for those evil Oompa Loompas, assault Smurfs, and dreadlock stranglers!

Gabriel said...

This is certainly an eye-opener. I thought this was merely an urban myth, but here is the proof. yikes!

Breethulhu said...

After tomorrow night I may end up one of those Dreadlock stranglers! DUN DAH DUH!

Kat said...

The weapons of a woman, haha XD

David said...

@Gabriel: It has happened before! Sadly the majority of the rare times it is infants that end up getting accidentally suffocated by mommy falling asleep.

@Bree: Your dreads will not be long enough yet! What you will need to do is get little lead fishing weights and exacto-knife blades then tie them into the ends of the dreads. Whip that head around and you can take out all manner of evil Oompa Loompas and Assaulting Smurfs!

@Kat: They can also save your life if you are in a car crash and have no air bags, so they are defensive also. ;)