Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Dog Chews Off Paralized Owners Testicle

According to the official police report, the 39-year-old Trumann resident regularly sleeps in the raw, and was fully nude when he woke up yesterday around 7:45 AM to discover his dog "had eaten one of his testicles."

The unidentified owner had rescued the "small, white, fluffy" stray just three weeks ago, and had yet to take it in for a checkup.

Sadly, the dog's first visit to a vet was to be euthanized.
The Arkansas Department of Health will test the dog's remains for rabies.



Laury Coenen said...

... Well, that escalated quickly.

David said...

Lol! A lot of people think that the dog was trying to help the owner because he smelled testicular cancer and was trying to chew the sickness out. The little doggy may be another dead hero.