BREAKING NEWS: He has now been nominated for the vacant Homeland Security Chief job.
"A commuter videotaped 41-year-old George Simpson Jr. masturbating behind the wheel.
video shows him maneuvering the bus through heavy traffic and the
Lincoln Tunnel while pleasuring himself on June 24. The bus was
traveling from Carteret to New York City.
New Jersey Transit
police have charged Simpson with risking injury or damage by removing
his hands from the wheel. He's also accused of lewdness and reckless